"Woah that the hell was that?!"

Looking down, Santana saw the squished piece of cake, and her mouth fell open. She turned slightly, and looked as best as she could at her butt, seeing the dark brown smudges and goo stuck to her.

"This is so gross.. Damn it.."

She didn't know what she was going to do. She move the cake on to the table, and played with her fingers nervously until she felt hand on her shoulders.

"It's not what it looks like!"

"It looks like cake."

Santana turned her head, and looked at the tall teenager behind her. He stayed close to her, and she wasn't sure why as first. She rolled her eyes and started walking away from him, but to her dismay, he followed closely behind her.

"Frankenteen, stalking people is not something I approve of, so if you could move your bulbous head and jiggly teets, I'm trying to get out of here."

"I know you are."

"Freaking fantastic, you know, it's not weird at all to have you right up to me while I'm trying to avoid being called Shitty Ass for the rest of my life."

"I'm following you to block it, Santana, could you be a little appreciative?"

"Why would you do that?"

"Because I care about you, Santana, and I don't want anything to happen to you. We may not get along, but we gotta stick together."

She stared him down, and frowned, but nodded. If he was willing to do this for her she might as well accept it. There was nothing enjoyable about going to the car with her chocolate ass on display. Him helping her benefited her a lot.

"Fine, lets do this quick before anyone gets suspicious."

The two moved quickly through the hallway, Finn not once lagging behind Santana who was doing a lot more than speedwalking. They got outside, and she felt relief wash over her.

"Come to the car." she said.

Once they were next to her car, she slid into her front seat.

"Well, friendly giant, stand in front of my window while I do this."

He did as he was told, and she closed the door before she slid off her cheerios skirt, laying it stain side up on her passenger seat. Santana rolled down her window as she sat down in just her top and her spanx, and called out to him.

"Thanks Hudson. Tell anyone about this and I'll castrate you."

He just smiled, and moved out of the way, watching her as she drove off.