A/N: Very OOC/Crackfic. Though there were some serious stuff. Yep. Completely wholesome. Hehe. Sorry if I couldn't write all of the characters.I'll maybe add another chapter to include more characters in the future. I apologize in advance for the few author's notes that pop sometimes within the story.
Thank you for reading!Enjoy. (I couldn't decide on a title sorry)
UPDATE: Edited some grammatical errors in this chapter. Thanks for the review by the way! The next chapter will be up very soon!
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In the meantime
Heihachi Mishima combed his new BLACK hair. He was young again! He winked at the mirror as he flashed his new white shiny teeth. He had a complete set of teeth! No more dentures Ma! No..wait! His mother was already dead.
His father Jinpachi...no he didn't want to talk about that right now.
Heihachi combed his left spiky hair then the right. Then his thick eyebrows and his moustache...then his hair again...
He froze when he suddenly felt an ominous aura outside. Then he became excited. However he found no one with the devil gene (Kazuya or Jin) out there. He angrily stomped back to the mirror with a "hmph".
Then heard his father's creepy and possessed laughter (A/N: Think of Tekken 5's final stage).
He...he must be hearing things.
He tried to laugh it off but it sounded nervous instead. He merely shrugged after a few seconds then admired his face some more.
He can't wait to show this to the ladies!
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Jaycee couldn't fit in the wrestling outfit and fell.
She hastily apologized to the spirits for the (bad) words that came out of her mouth. After glaring at it for hours (She wasn't fat! It was just too tight!) , she had it altered to her size.
She looked at the mirror later wearing the altered outfit. She wondered how her mother would react if she saw her right now. Ah! Jaycee...a shortcut for Julia Chang...J.C. haha genius! Julia would never ever think of being a wrestler or at least pretend to be one but here we are. She had to fill in for a friend who was injured. She couldn't recognize herself. Perfect! No one would know it was her at the tournament! Not even that tubby...what's his name. She acted like she didn't know but she knew that fat guy had a crush on her mother ever since and now he had a crush on her?
Ew...
"Wrestler...not a scientist...wrestler. You can do this." A mantra she made to get through this. She watched WWE for tips on how wrestlers behaved. People would see through her act if she didn't do it perfectly. She couldn't get anything much from King because all he did was growl like a huge uh...cat. His moves were great though. As for Craig Marduk...now that was a great...uh...example.
She felt like a complete idiot now for agreeing to this.
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Robert "Bob" Richards lost weight. He couldn't believe he just lost 150 pounds! What about speed and weight now huh! He repeatedly banged his head on the wall and passed out from all that blood loss. When he woke up, he thought of a brilliant idea. He then got an icepack for his aching forehead.
He ate a lot during meals. When he gained enough pounds that produced what looks like a beer belly, he began to take drastic measures. He parked his ass on the couch and turned on the television. He brought 5 large bags of chips,2 gallons of ice cream, a bucket of fried chicken,a bag of cooked fries,5 hamburgers,4 boxes of popcorn and 2 liters of soda with him for the marathon.
And that was only the appetizer!
So he ate and ate, and ate some more! He turned back to the serious ugly tub of lard we all love in just a few weeks. No...even worse. He was so huge that he couldn't lift his arms or his legs anymore. He screamed and attempted to bang his head again against the wall but found that he couldn't move an inch from his spot. He resorted to using an electronic wheelchair to move around the house later instead. He bought it from the internet at an affordable price to boot! He tipped the boys who had to carry the stuff and struggled (almost failing) to get his fat ass on the chair.
Who knew speeding was so much fun?
Except when you actually crashed on the floor before you could reach the damn refrigerator. Then you start having hallucinations..."Food...Food...I'm dying..." when only a few seconds just passed. Eventually you go unconscious because of the heat.
Bob resolved to lose some pounds. A teeny weeny little bit will do in order to train...to fight at the next tournament
He'll have to get off the floor first. After 2 hours he gave up and yelled for help.
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Some men groaned as they washed Jin Kazama with a water hose. He was covered in sand. Where's the high tech shower when you need it? Or the human size dishwasher thingy? Stupid missing repairmen. This wasn't part of the job description! They had no choice however. Raven could be scary sometimes.
"He's evil! He went and started World War 3!" said the others in hushed tones,afraid the black ninja would hear. The rest nodded in agreement but all secretly envied his muscular structure. Evil or not, Jin Kazama looked good in swimming trunks (it was all they could find in such a short notice).
-TEKKEN-
Jin Kazama woke up, screaming. His heart was beating fast in his chest. It was because he saw a white light before he woke up. He's convinced his mother just came for a visit.
Wait that was a good thing right? But was it real or just a dream? How he missed his mother so. If only she hadn't disappeared...if only she didn't die. Yet he wondered if she was really here...alive, would she spank him you know where?
His mother would absolutely hate him. Sure he had his intentions but waging war against the entire world was unacceptable. It was totally unforgivable. He deeply regretted every sacrifice that was made and every life that was lost but he had to. It was the only option.
Jin believed that there was no hope left for him. His soul will rot in hell for eternity when he dies. But he wondered why he was alive now. He was sure he was gonna die with that monster yet here he was. Did he fail? Is it still alive? No he made sure it wouldn't be.
He glared at the bright light above the ceiling. It turns out he was in some kind of room with white walls. He was wearing all white. He sighed in relief for a second that it was not a hospital though and that he wasn't in a strait jacket. He found it comforting for now that there weren't annoying doctors,cops,reporters or an angry mob outside that were out to get him. At least not yet.
But where the hell is he? He looked around and demanded answers. He was met with total and absolute silence. Jin Kazama does not panic. Jin Kazama however does not like being ignored. He glared. That was all he could do. Where the hell was he? He demanded food and water dammit! Some decent clothes would also suffice. Where the hell was his suit? Where the hell was Nina Williams? Mishima Zaibatsu? Anyone? Was he being observed? He began to spread his black wings wide and then he fell with a loud thud.
He couldn't get through the blasted ceiling. He hit his head and passed out.
-TEKKEN-
Raven in the other room saw everything through the glass window (A/N: Jin didn't see the glass window. It was like the observation rooms the cool spies had in movies). He just shook his head and told the others to get Jin Kazama some treatment.
In fact Jun Kazama was there with Jin a few minutes ago. She got in the facility flawlessly,undetected. How that happened in such a high tech facility? Sure blame the maintenance guys. Or was it because Raven was busy eating lunch at the time. No food was allowed in the observation room they say. Most of the guards were knocked out cold especially the ones in front of Jin's room. The others were trapped in the bathroom. The others were asleep. Lazy bastards.
Jun smiled. He had gotten so big! If only that Ogr-...this not the time to regret about things in the past. She was glad her son is alive. He grew up into a very handsome man. He must've broken a lot of hearts. She hoped that wasn't the case.
She pinched his cheeks (almost red by now) but he still didn't wake. Hmph. Heavy sleeper. She wondered if he had sleeping pills in his system. She caressed his hair and touched the mark on his arm. She understood what he did and was so very proud of him. She almost turned back when she heard her son hit his head. She smiled again.
They'll see each other very soon.
Now she was on her way to Kazuya. She planned to give him a heart attack and beat him to a pulp for picking a fight at every chance he got with his own kid.
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Alisa Bosconovitch yawned when she awoke from her slumber. She panicked when the rest of her body was missing. It turns out her head (it was detachable) was just far away from her body. She could move her fingers and toes but her body won't move from its position.
Her head had to be examined so that's why it was detached from the rest of her. Lars Alexanderson had pressed his face on the glass window the whole day, eyes like a puppy. Well he had nothing to do on this particular fine day so he came to visit. He was relieved that she finally woke up. Relieved that she had her green eyes back. Not her "murderous and must follow orders" red ones. Rather he had this big smile on his face that was so unlike him. He saw her panic but thought it was cute. Well she was cute with pink hair and all. He blinked then yelled that Alisa was awake without moving from his position, startling everyone including Lee Chaolan.
How long was he staring at her anyway?
She saw him at the window and smiled. He couldn't hear it but he knew she called his name. They smiled at each other like for an eternity. Lee waved his hand over Lars' face but the spiky guy didn't even notice. Lee then rolled on the floor laughing while Lars glared. Lars frowned in disappointment when Alisa was shut down temporarily when the scientists came. They would have to finish their evaluations and reattach her head to the rest of her body now that's she's functional again.
Hmm..where should they go afterwards? What does she eat anyway? What should he wear? Should he buy her new clothes? Should he tell her that he...
Lars snapped from his reverie to find Lee laughing again.
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Emilie "Lili" Rochefort sighed as she sipped her afternoon tea. Her reunion with Asuka Kazama wasn't what she had hoped. They haven't settled their fight yet. What's worse is that her rival was in her house!
Her rival Asuka Kazama, was right in front of her. Eating like a pig, she noted with absolute horror. There wasn't finesse, grace or manners. Manners like hers. She reminded herself again of the difference in life status.
It was odd that Sebastian was happy. He then mentioned that it was so great to have friends. Lili was insulted. The Kazama girl was definitely not her friend!
-TEKKEN-
Asuka Kazama felt the same way and told Lili to stop glaring (she was also glaring but only in defense). The rich girl looked at her as if she had no manners! Well she was hungry! She just lost her lunch because of the stupid girl! This was payback for her ruined lunch but she literally gawked at the food and the huge mansion the rich but haughty girl lived in. It was embarrassing but the rich girl's father insisted that Asuka come here.
She wanted to leave now! But without her fist colliding to that face!
What the heck are all these kitchen utensils for anyway? She was used to chopsticks for crying out loud! There were a lot of them. You can't expect anyone to use them all at once! Though the butler was helpful in explaining the use of each one. She almost choked when the butler said they were friends. They were not!
-TEKKEN-
Lili was unable to fight Kazama as her father hated violence and wouldn't allow it. Lili wouldn't want to break her poor father's heart. Also the china might break in their tiny scuffle. She loved that china. Her favorite tea glass was one of them. Oh how she loved tea. In every tournament no matter where or when, there will be always time for tea.
She got scolded by her dear father with the robust eyebrows about the limousine incident. The one that panda ran over. She was also reprimanded as well for the classes that she and the Kazama girl missed. She promised that she won't do it again. But she never said that she wouldn't look for Kazama again.
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Asuka silently fumed. Why couldn't the daughter be this nice? She knew it was fake. In her father's presence, blondie acted like an angel. Obedient,gentle and like one who could not hurt a single fly. Yeah right. She was toured all over the place... the entire mansion and its lovely garden. If not only for the hospitality of the father and the nice expensive furniture, they could settle this here and now. How her fists tingled to punch the girl on the face right now. She rolled her eyes and felt disgusted when the other girl smiled and acted like they were soul sisters or best friends when in his presence (even when she left). She played along for now. Let's get this over with. Poor old man. He didn't know his daughter was a crazy...ah forget it. They quickly separated and insulted each other when he left though. They decided to settle this instead at the next tournament.
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