Title: Switched
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns these characters. I just play with them.
Disclaimer Two: The story-line and some of the dialogue is from the movie It's a boy girl thing.
Summary: Draco Malfoy stretched, his eyes still half closed before getting out of bed. He frowned opening his eyes completely when he realized the sudden change in height. He looked down at himself letting out a scream that could've woken the entire castle. He had tits! Two of them! He ran his hands over his chest feeling the full breasts there. His hands slid further down. No! Where did it go! It's gone! Draco pulled open his pajama pants frantically searching for little Draco. Oh, he had to be dreaming.
"How about you meet me in the room of requirement after potions Greengrass? I'll show you what its like to really ride a broom." Blaise Zabini said wiggling his eyebrows at the blond who rolled her eyes and walked faster towards the castle.
Draco Malfoy laughed loudly at the rejection his friend just got. "Ouch, burn Zabini."
Blaise didn't look fazed, "She'll come around. She totally wants me,"
Draco raised his eyebrow at his oblivious friend.
"Hey, look," Blaise said jerking his head towards the girl in front of them. Draco looked a smirk forming on his face when he saw Granger walking quickly towards the castle, her head stuck in a book. "What do you think? It's a little hot out today. She might need a little cooling down."
Draco grinned and pulled out his wand. "Hey! Granger!" he called. When Hermione turned around Draco smiled lifting his wand, "Agumenti!"
A jet of ice-cold water hit Hermione soaking her from head to toe. She stood there in shock unable to move. "We thought you could use a cool down. No need to thank us!" Draco said as he and Blaise ran past her and into the castle laughing.
Hermione watched them go her eyes narrowing in hatred. Merlin how she hated him!
"Hermione? Why are you wet?" Neville asked coming up behind her.
Hermione gritted her teeth and restrained herself from yelling at her friend. Closing her eyes she sighed. "Never mind Neville can you please dry me off?"
Neville looked unsure. "O-okay."
He pulled out his wand and pointed it at her using a hot air charm. Unfortunately his wand motion was jerky and instead of a nice warm breeze coming out of the end of his wand to dry her clothes a jet of strong air blasted at her. Hermione briefly felt like she was being hit with a leaf blower.
"Opps! Sorry Hermione," Neville said his eyes wide as he stared at her.
Hermione sighed; she was not having a good day. "It's alright Neville. We better hurry up before we're late for Charms."
When the arrived to the front of the door to the Charms classroom Hermione couldn't help but feel like everyone was staring at her. She frowned looking down at herself to see if she was still wet.
"Hermione?"
Hermione turned to see Ron and Harry coming up to her their eyes wide as they stared. "Hey, you guys."
"Er…did you…you er…I like what you've done with your hair," Ron said trying to smile but it came out more like a grimace.
"My hair? What are you talking about I didn't do anything to my hair." Hermione said raising her hand to feel her normally tame brown locks. Ginny had taught her a charm in the beginning of the year that kept her hair in soft ringlets down her back. Her eyes widened when she felt like what seemed to be a big-knotted birds nest. "Oh, Merlin."
"Oi! Granger! Are there any eggs in that nest?" Draco said loudly laughing at her horrified look. He wrapped his arm around Astoria Greengrass who was also smiling smugly.
Harry and Ron started towards them but Hermione stopped them with her hand. She walked towards Malfoy and Greengrass giving them a smug look.
"You know Malfoy, I feel sorry for you. You see people like me, intelligent, kind, friendly people, will always be around those that love and care about them. They don't have to pay others to be their friend, or bully people into doing what they want because they know that no one in their right mind would actually choose to be around someone like you. Laugh it up Malfoy because we both know Hogwarts is going to be the pinnacle of your life. You're going to get out of school marry your little disease ridden pureblood bimbo and end up miserable for the rest of your pathetic life." Hermione smirked worthy of Malfoy and walked into the Charms classroom with the rest of her friends.
"Alright, now that you've all seen how it's done we'll all try it one at a time. Who wants to go first?" Professor Filtwick asked.
Hermione's hand shot up into the air.
"Ok Ms. Gran-Oh!" The professor cleared his throat glancing at Hermione's hair. "Ms. Granger, remember the wand movement."
Hermione stood up waved her wand towards the radio but before she could utter the spell the radio started moaning. It sounded like two people where having sex right in the middle of the class! Hermione waved her wand trying to shut it up but the more she said Silencio the louder it got.
"Ms. Granger! What is this?" Professor Filtwick said.
"I um, uh…I don't..." Hermione stammered feeling her face heat up. Everyone sat laughing but Hermione turned to glare at Malfoy who smirked at her before waiving his wand in a 'no no no' gesture. This was just not her day.
The bell rang thankfully signaling the end of class. "Alright kids, remember we're going to Hogsmead museum tonight! You need to be in the Great Hall after dinner!" The professor yelled over the loud moaning still coming from the radio.
"I hate you," Hermione hissed at Draco as she walked passed him.
"Hate you more Granger!" Draco said cheerfully.
"Now this statue actually belonged to none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. It was said that she used it to teach students a lesson back when she was teaching at Hogwarts." Professor Filtwick said excitedly as he pointed to a large statue with a crystal ball in the center of its belly.
"So, I will give you a chance to look around with a partner and take down notes on all the different artifacts that interest you."
Hermione turned to partner with either Harry or Ron but she stopped when Professor Filtwick called her name along with Malfoy's.
"Ms. Granger, you're going to be partnered with Mr. Malfoy." The Professor said leaving them both standing there in shock.
"Oh, he can't be serious," Hermione, said groaning.
"Yeah, right Granger like if you're not salivating at the thought of being so close to me. I know you secretly want to sleep with the Slytherin sex god." Malfoy said smugly.
"Oh, Merlin I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole Malfoy. Merlin knows how many diseases you've got from your sutty girlfriend." Hermione said in disgust.
"Prude!"
"Git!"
"Know-it-all swot!"
"Evil bastard!"
"Oh come now Granger we both know that's not true. My parents were happily married when they had me." Draco smirked.
"Urgh! I hate you!" Hermione screamed.
"I hate you more Granger!" Draco yelled back.
Little did they know that as they were screaming at each other the crystal ball in the center of the belly on the statue glowed white, a light smoke coming out of it surrounding both Draco and Hermione. The glared once more at each other before going their separate ways.