Confessions of an Otaku
Disclaimer: KHR, along with it's respective characters, have not, are not, and will not ever be kyoumen's or fumei's (although we wish otherwise!). Please take this as a wish many otaku/fangirls have.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Hibari Kyouya
Fumei: It's Hibari! Kyaaaa!
*runs over to hibari and starts poking him on the arm*
Ne ne ne, Hibari, Hibari, Hibari, Hibari, Hibari, Hibari, Hibari, Hiba-
*gets whacked on head by Kyoumen-sama*
I-itai! Oi, Baka-senpai, what the heck do u think ur doing?
Kyoumen: *is calm*
*drags Fumei away*
My turn first, baka.
*walks up to Hibari on the roof*
Hi-Hibari-san?
Hibari: *raises eyebrow*
Kyoumen: Ai. . . Aishiteru!
*glomps*
Hibari: *raises tonfa*
Kyoumen: Wah!
*runs away*
Ok, Fumei, your turn.
Fumei: Whee! Tonfas! Can I have a turn with them too? :D
Hibari: *narrows eyes*
That is against school regulations. . .
Fumei: Ehhh? Whhhhyyyyyyyy? *puppy eyes*
Hibari: *narrows eyes further*
Kamikorosu yo.
*prepares tonfa*
Fumei: ...
*stares*
*smirks*
whee!
*glomps Hibari around arms so he can't move*
Hibari: *breaks free of Fumei*
*knocks Fumei off of school building*
Fumei: AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh, scarrryyy XD
falling through air...ive always wanted to try that once X)
*uses mist power that mukuro has to safely land on the ground (cuz im mukuro in mist and cloud)*
Kyoumen: Oh pesh, show off.
Mukuro next!
Rokudo Mukuro
Kyoumen: Hello, Mukuro-san!
Mukuro: Oya oya, a guest?
Chrome: Mukuro-sama, who is it?
Mukuro: Only a guest, my sweet Chrome. No need to fret.
Chrome: *blushes*
*leaves*
Kyoumen: Arigatou, Mukuro.
Mukuro: *vanishes and appears behind Kyoumen, trident in hand*
What are you doing here? I don't recognize you.
Kyoumen: Simply to deliver a message.
*flashes folded paper*
*turns around, bows*
Thank you for your time.
*leaves*
Mukuro: *looks at paper*
Sorry I couldn't say it to your hot face, but I like you, like so many fangirls out there XD.
So yeah, that's about it.
P.S. When will you fight Hibari?
Kufufu. . .
*crumples paper*
*eye switches to one*
*paper combusts*
Won't fight for a while. . .
*sits down on couch*
Kyoumen: Your turn, Fumei.
Fumei: Hai~!
*sprints over to the couch Mukuro is sitting on*
*flomps down onto couch next to Mukuro*
Mukuro: *raises an eyebrow at Fumei*
Fumei: Hi Muku-chan! :D
Mukuro: o_O"
Fumei: Haha, hihi XD
oh, Chrome, get over here
Chrome: Eh? Okay...?
Fumei: Yes! Now both pineapple heads are before me! Muahahaha...
Ok, now Chrome, bend down, I can't reach from down here, goodness
Chrome: ?
*but does so anyways*
Fumei: Yay!
*right hand goes on top of Chrome's head*
*left goes on Mukuro's*
*ruffles pineapple part of both heads*
hm... Mukuro's spike is alot more thicker than Chrome's...
It's alright Chrome, your's is fine the way it is
Ok! Now I'm satisfied ^_^
*leaves*
Kyoumen: God, Fumei. Your so weird. . .
Fumei: Teehee! OwO
Yamamoto:
Kyoumen: Oi, Yamamoto!
Yamamoto: *turns around*
Kyoumen: I challenge you to a Home Run Derby! We'll pitch to each other and whoever gets the least points has to treat Gokudera to a confession!
Yamamoto: Ahaha! Sure! I won't lose anyway!
*game starts*
Fumei: Yay, the game has started... I'll just read a book...
Gokudera: *walks onto bleachers*
What's Yakyu-baka doing now?
*lights cigarette and leans back*
Fumei: *glances up from book*
Ah, Goku-kun! :D How come you're here?
Gokudera: *humphs*
Have to watch over him. His dad's gone somewhere. He said he wants a "friend" watching him.
Fumei: Ah...well, Kyoumen-san and Yama are having a pitching contest!
Gokudera: ...
Kyoumen: *silently plotting*
*game ends, Yamamoto 4, Kyoumen 5*
Kyoumen: *plops down next to Fumei*
I won! Aren't you happy, kouhai?
Fumei: Yeah, good job
*pats on head*
Kyoumen: Oh pesh.
*whispers to Fumei "plot"
Fumei: *nods*
Yes yes... Yeah... Of course... 'kay.
Kyoumen: *prepares video camera*
Ok, Yamamoto, time to hold up the deal!
Yamamoto: Yare yare. . .
*scratches back of head*
Kyoumen: Make it good!
Fumei: *takes out microphone out of nowhere*
Ok, Yama, nice and loud! :D
Yamamoto: *sweeps Gokudera against him, his arm supporting Gokudera's back*
*whispers, "Gokudera"*
Gokudera: *blushes furiously*
Wh-What, Yakyu-baka. . .
Yamamoto: *closes eyes, touches noses*
*whispers, "aishiteru. . ."*
Kyoumen: *silently nosebleeds*
*lets moment hang for a few seconds*
CUT!
Beautiful, beautiful!
*fangirls around*
Fumei: Yamaaaaaaaa! D:
Why you say no more?
And you! Goku-kun! Close your mouth! Don't look like you're gonna eat Yama-kun!
You can do that in your own spare time!
Yamamoto: *scratches back of head*
Ahaha! There wasn't really much to say!
Gokudera: *blushing furiously*
*walks away*
Kyoumen: *glomps Yamamoto*
Arigatou!
Yamamoto: Ahaha!
I'll treat you two to sushi if you want.
Kyoumen: Wahhhhhh! Yamamoto's sushi!
Fumei: I WANT SUSSHHHIIIII~!
The Next Day. . .
Kyoumen: Wahhhhh! Sushi was AWESOME!
Fumei: Agreed :)
Hey, hey, Kyoumen-san, why don't we visit Tsu-kun now?
Kyoumen: Ok
*shrugs*
Fumei: Yayz!
*notices Tsu-kun walking home with Reborn*
Ah, Tsu-kun!
Reborn: Hn, Dame-Tsuna has fans...who would have known
I'll go home first
Tsuna: E-eh? Reborn, don't leave me alone! Q_Q
Fumei: Don't worry Tsu-kun, we're not those kind of rapid fangirls who claw at those they "worship" ^_^
Tsuna: O-okay...?
Fumei: (thinking: Yes we are Tsuna-fish, yes we are...)
Alright...Tsu-kun?
Tsuna: H-hai? O_O"
Fumei: I'm hear for Natsu actually, not you :P
Tsuna: ...um...ok?
*calls out Natsu from Vongola box*
Natsu: Gao!
*jumps on Fumei's shoulder*
Fumei: Ah! Honto ni kawaii desu!
*plays around with Natsu while Kyoumen walks in*
Kyoumen: So cute!
Where's Reborn?
Tsuna: He walked home. . .
Kyoumen: Oh
*disappointed look*
Oh well!
*socks Tsuna on the head*
Tsuna: What was that for?
*rubs head*
Kyoumen: . . .
I don't know! Just kind of felt like it!
Fumei, time to go
Fumei: Aww...but i don't wanna leave Natsu! D:
Kyoumen: Too bad!
*drags Fumei away from Natsu*
Fumei: Naaatttssssuuuuuuuuuuu! DX
Natsu! Gao...
Fumei: Waahhh! T-T
Kyoumen: Pesh...
Well, next series is. . . Kuroshitsuji! (a.k.a. Black Butler)