Jill: Hey! I'm starting a new story! All by myself!
Sol: Can we please get on with this? Your sister won't be in Europe forever and you'll have to give the laptop back.
Jill: Fine…. I own nothing, but the idea for the story. And I want to let you know this is my first story without help from my friend lady Z, or Lune as she likes to be called. She having some identity crisis or something…
Sol: Ahem!
Jill: Onwards!
A figure clad in black- the hood was pulled up so it blocked the face- was running down the large driveway of a local high school. Said person went straight to the doors and quickly opened them and flew inside. The figure was glad that the school was too cheap to own a security system, so nothing was aroused when the doors had open. The figure knew where it was going, past the stairwell that lead down the stairs and went through the double door into the theater. The theater was made up of three sections of chairs. Each section had about 18 to 23 rows and they created an arch-like shape around the stage. Above the door was the sound booth and light controls. Next to it was two other sections, one on either side that had about 6 rows of seats. This is were the figure made it's way.
Once entering the booth, It took off the bag it was carrying and pulled out a laptop and began to type. What it didn't notice was the other figure behind it. The second figure reached out a hand and clamped the other's shoulder. This action caused the first to go rigid. How had someone found them? Nobody knew it was there, but someone did know.
The second one moved in close to the other's ear and began to speak. "What are you doing here, Jill?" It whispered.
Jill, that being the first figure's name and also being the authoress of this story, twirled around and let out the breath she was holding. "What the hell do you think you're doing Sol, scaring me like that?" She yelled that the boy. He just smirked and pulled back his long sliver hair. "Don't you smirk at me, how did you find me here anyway?"
He tapped her head with a finger and laughed. "I'm always with you, you baka. Tucked away ay the back of your head." Jill whacked his hand away and huffed at the spirit boy. She turned back to the laptop and resumed typing.
He looked over her shoulder. "Your not writing that stupid anime karaoke story, are you?" She looked back at him and glared. "Yes I am! And it's not stupid!" She yelled, well more like screamed. Sol just sighed and resided to fate. Nothing is going to stop her now. "When are they coming?" He asked, holding his head in one hand.
She looked at her watch and at the laptop screen, then to the roof of the theater. Then back to her watch. Then to the roof. Then to the screen then back to her watch. "In about 3……2…..1….." She pointed to the roof where it seemed to be a glowing. Seconds later screams and cruse words were heard as bodies were dumped out of the roof and landed on the seats. They didn't land sitting on the seats, no they were flung everywhere. Some were lucky and landed on the stage. At least it's flat. Others, not so lucky. Some landed at odd angles on the chairs or the stairs. So yeah, they will want answers and maybe some morphine.
"Where the hell are we?" one voiced asked, picking himself up. He was wearing a green school uniform, so he could only be Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho. The question was echoed as others looked around the room.
"It's seems to be a school theater, but how did we get here?" said a girl in a green skirt, which was Kagome from Inuyasha.
"Very good Kagome, very good." Jill said, clapping her hands slowly. Sol just rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"All hail…oh hell with this. This is Jill, she'll be torturing you for a while now." He said so dramatically the characters shivered.
"All righty, to make this simple, I will call your name on my check list, you will raise your hand or say here. You must abide by MY rules or I will never send you home." She paused for dramatic effect.
" Now, why would we do such a thing when it could be so much easier to kill you now?" Asked a short spiky haired demon.
"Yeah, 'bout that. If she dies, you'll all be stuck inside this very school until you die. Which would all suck for your worlds." Sol explained as he scratched the end of his chin, not really caring what they do.
"Aww you do care. Asshole…" Jill muttered.
"Alright, shut up and answer when I call your name." She yelled, startling the more wild of the bunch.
"Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke?" Jill called.
Rather reluctantly the green haired uniformed punk raised his hand to 'Yusuke'. Beside him, a tall feminine longhaired red head answered to 'Kurama'. However, 'Hiei' did not appear to be in. Kurama elbowed the short spiky haired demon who spoke before.
"Hn." Was the answer.
"Alright, the men are here…now for the ladies. Botan, Keiko, Yukina and Kuwabara."
"Hey! I'm not a girl!" Kuwabara yelled.
"Good thing too, if you where I'd have gouged my eyes out long before." Hiei sneered.
"What did you say shrimp!" Was the angered reply. As the two bickered, a shy looking blue haired demon raised her hand. "I'm Yukina." She whispered, while another one with blue hair- only she was sitting on a floating ore- answered to Boton.
"You jerk!" A brown haired girl shrieked as she bitch slapped Yusuke who was flirting with a very tall one armed women with a large fluffy boa.
"Keiko come on! I was just making conversation!" Yusuke said. Kurama, who had finally broken up the fight between the fire demon and the stupid human, tapped Hiei on the shoulder.
"Uh, Hiei. What's with them?" He asked, pointing to the now howling group of
characters from Inuyasha, all in which were pointing at Yusuke and Sesshomaru- the later red with fury.
"…I don't think that's a women. It's the same situation as you're in." Kurama blushed.
"Must you remind me?"
"SHUT UP! I'm not done." Jill yelled, stomping her foot. Everyone stopped, just in time to because Sesshomaru was about to bring on the poison.
"Alright those people are from Yu Yu Hakusho. Please sit in the third section on your left." Sol said, pointing lazily to the section he was referring too.
"Okay, now for the MEN of Inuyasha. Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kouga, and Naraku." Inuyasha was the demon with puppy ears, Kouga was the one with wolf fur and Naraku the demon with the Kimono. All who still were wiping tears of mirth from their eyes, as Sesshomaru, the one-armed boa-wearing demon growled.
Yusuke's eyes widened immensely and his cheeks turned green.
Kurama and Hiei smirked and Kuwabara joined the rest of the Inuyasha cast in laughing loudly.
Sesshomaru's eyes turned red and Yusuke's finger suddenly glowed blue. Everyone went silent.
"Now, no fighting just yet. You may blow this place to the ground when were done. Until then, here are the females of Inuyasha." Sol reminded, pausing from speaking on the phone. "No, not you Suki."
"Shut up…when'd get a phone?"
Ryou suddenly began patting his pockets. "Hey! You stole my phone!" His Yami however, said otherwise. "Hey! You stole the phone that I stole from Ryou!"
Ryou continued to glare at Bakura as Jill continued with the names.
"Kagome, Sango and…wait. It's just them. Okay." Kagome, in her green uniform and Sango in her kimono and massive boom-a-rang made of demon bones both raised their hand.
"Okay, would the persons who names where just called please sit in the middle section." Sol directed.
"Alright, for our last group we have Yugi, his Yami…uh well Yami, Ryou and his Yami, Bakura, Malik and his Yami Marik, Seto, Jou and Honda…and the only female Anzu."
In order, two apparent twin with spiky tri colored hair raised there hands, next two albino 'twins' then two twins with sandy coloured hair, one with gravity defying spikes. Next, a brunet with a long white trench coat stood next to a very agitated blond punk who was being held back by another brunet whose hair resembled a fat unicorn horn.
Seto, Jou and Honda, while the only girl (Anzu) just sighed and watched Sol. The tall albino whose own hair resembled Kouga's ponytail, with a checkered vest over nothing but his own tanned skin, and low ride beige cargo pants.
"Uh…yes?" Sol asked, placing his shades on top of his head.
"All the rest, sit on the last section please." Jill said, now pleased the introductions where over.
"Now, if you all could just sign these sheets Sol's passing out, we can start. They merely state that you agree with the terms, which you will agree to, once your name is picked from a hat you will sing, a song also picked from hat to another person from another hat. You also agree not to kill me." Jill explained, just as Hiei had started to swing down with his sword. Fortunately Kurama managed to stop him with the lure of a bowl of ice cream.
Though rather pouty, Hiei was not killing anyone. So all was good.
Finally, everyone had signed the agreement.
"It also states you will not hold me responsible for harm to your persons. Like a light falling on your head, fangirl attack, glomp attack, rape…"
"Rape? What do you mean rape?" Seto asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well I have friend coming over in chapter 2, bring some friends along."
"Like who?" Sol asked.
"Bankotsu, Jakotsu." She listed, watching the men of Inuyasha shudder.
" Her yami's, Bridgette and Suki. Oh, and Karasu."
THWAP!
A sudden burst of black smoke filled the area around Jill and rough scratching against the doors of the theater alerted everyone to the poor distressed red haired Kurama.
"For the love of god! Let me out! Please he'll ass rape me…again!" Everyone from Yu yu Hakusho and Jill raised an eyebrow.
"Again?"
"You've never seen The White Room of DOOM…have you?" Jill rolled her eyes.
"I see you've already met our guest."
"You where there, and you! Not you though..." He trailed off, looking at the girls.
"Yeah, they forget cause of memory blank…anyway. Off topic, back the now. Where you DON'T get raped…yet."
"Yet!"
"What do you mean blank!"
"I think Kurama's going insane…" Sol whispered. Jill nodded.
"ANYway…"
"SOL! I think that's enough for the starter eh?"
"What do you mean YET!" Kurama yelled, clinging to Jill, who sighed.
"It's alright, just stand behind Hiei and you'll be fine, Karasu doesn't like him." Jill reasoned bringing him back stage with some tea to calm him down.
"I don't wanna be ass raped…" Kurama sobbed in the background.
"Then stay the hell away from our guest, cause if its not him it's her..." Sol muttered. "Anyway, all you sit tight cause the second chapter will be up in no time."
Jill: Woo! First chapter. Now for something to think about until round 2!
Thoughts from JillWhy can I set my laser printer on "stun"?