Harry Potter and the Emotional Doll System
I do not own Harry Potter or Megatokyo.
That goes to J.K. Rowling and Fred Gallagher respectively
I also do not own the trademark Sony
hi is spoken Japanese
hi is computer display
hi is inner thought
"hi" is spoken English
Above MegaGamers Tokyo, Japan
System Startup: Sony EDS Model-00 prototype
Motor Functions: Online
Visual Function: Online
Voice Functions: Online
Language Modules: Online
Default Language: Japanese
System Online, Good Morning Ping
I open my eyes to see a wall of open beer cans right in front of me. This surprises me so I move around it to find a tall red headed man passed out on the floor still in the clothes from yesterday. I sigh and go to wake the other man who lives in the large room seeing that trying to wake the red headed baka now is pretty much pointless. I walk over to a lump of covers on top of a futon that contains a mop of blond hair sticking out of it. I bend down and poke the mop.
Piro ni-san time to wake up Poke Poke
"Huh what the" he looks up Oh Ping good morning. Is it time for work yet?
Nope, you have time for breakfast if you hurry
He gets up and goes to find some clothes for the cosplaying he must do for work downstairs. I always enjoy his silly costumes, they make him look so cute. I head to our makeshift kitchen to start brewing some coffee. I do not like it but if it is hot black and strong then it will wake the baka redhead up. I go to the pantry to grab some cereal and a bowl and to the refrigerator for some milk. I sat down with my sugar coated choco bombs and began to eat. About halfway through the bowl I hear a groan from across the room. The redhead shuffles in and head straight for the coffee.
Good morning Largo-sensei
"Magic C0ff33 +1"
I never understand Largo Sensei's pronunciations so I downloaded a translator for his l337 sp3al .
Largo Sensei Translator: I need coffee to live right now
I understood his feelings and finished my cereal and after cleaning my bowl went to my curtained off area to get changed for the day. Since today is not a school day street clothes will do for today. I feel like a dress today so I grab my Tropical Flower sundress and place it on the table. I take off my Overclocked Shirt I got from Piro ni-san and took of yesterday's panties. I look at myself in the mirror and look at my appearance. I stand about 5'3" with a very slight build. I do not have much in the curves department and sometime wish I was made a little more womanly but I cannot change that. I have long platinum blond hair usually up in pigtails and large wide eyes. I smile and put on the dress and some sandals and go back into the kitchen. Largo-sensei is sitting and going on about zombies and whatnot while Piro ni-san just nods and smiles. Just as Piro was getting up to go to work in a Rurouni Kenshin Outfit a owl flies into the room and drops a letter. Largo-sensei goes not and tries to "frag" the thing and in fear it flies away. I look at the letter which on the front has my name and model number along with the The room above MegaGamers followed by the address on the front. I open the letter and read the first few lines.
Dear, Ms Ping,
We are proud to offer you a spot at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry….
Translations:
Arigato- thank you
-san- Mr or Ms or Mrs
-sensei- teacher
ni-san- brother
ne-chan- sister
Ohayo- Good Morning