Ok, so I was reading some awesome stuff, and I thought, 'what if Kazuma had used his full Contractor powers on his dad'? Here's the small, hilarious, thing I came up with in my head.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kaze No Stigma, or that weird 'firing my lazer' meme. I own myself and my happiness. So yeah. Don't listen to dem haters.
"You ready boy?"
"One sec, K?" Kazuma said, closing his eyes, and floating up into the air.
"What?" (I forgot Kazuma's Dad's name, so let's just call him Jimmy.) Jimmy asked, perplexed.
Kazuma stayed completely still.
"Um, kid?" Jimmy said, slightly concerned at the other's complete stillness.
He gathered flames around him, ready to attack the vulnerable (supposedly) person.
Kazuma's eyes opened. He held his hands in front of him, almost like he was pushing away his dad.
"I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZAAHHH BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He practically shreiked as a big beam of wind blue lazer stuff enveloped his dad, coming from his hands. His dad was gone. He killed him/incinerated him.
"Oops."
Yeah, this was just kinda one of those times where you wish it was in the actual anime because it would make you laugh so hard you pee. But I just thought of this randomly. So yeah, hope you enjoyed.