The Bearer of Harem Fantasy
Please don't ask how this came into mind. Please, PLEASE don't ask. First time I'll ever do a crossover fiction. This will feature Keldeo in the Pokemon world first then it'll be about him in the MLP world. For sure, I'll do a chapter for each pony of the Mane 6. Well, let's see how this goes. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Ponies Everywhere!
"Hah!" BAM! Another rock down with the power of my awesome hooves! I was out in the fields training in a rocky pond. My mentors Terrakion, Virizion, and Cobalion were watching me train. I could hear Terrakion yelling out compliments at me. Terrakion is always my favorite: funny and very silly, but also that one guy you can count on to come to your side when you're in trouble. "Whoo, yeah! Kick those rock's assess, gah hah hah ha!" I chuckled and blasted water out of my hooves to destroy this one big rock easily. "Aww yeah!" I galloped over to Terrakion and we did an epic high hoof! "That was ssssoooolid, ma brotha!"
"Keldeo." Cobalion's very deep voice all of a sudden caught my attention. "Quit fooling around and act serious. There is no acting like a goofball to becoming stronger." I grunted. You can always count on Mr. Grouchy Goat to be a killjoy. Terrakion scoffed. "Sir Buzzkillington, may I ask what stick shoved up your ass this fine day?"
I tried my very hardest not to crack up laughing. Virizion looked like he was on the verge of death trying to hold in his own laughter. However, Cobalion gave us a serial killer look that made us all shut up: yeah, it is NOT a good idea to get on his bad side.
"Cobalion, please. They are just having fun, take a joke for a change, hm?" Virizion told him. He's the calm mentor of the three. More serious than Terrakion but nowhere NEAR as serious as Cobalion. I still can't get over the face he's a boy, though. Terrakion suddenly spoke up. "Actually, you guys, have you guys ever heard of this spell?"
"A spell?" I curiously asked.
"Hm? What spell, Terra?" Virizion wondered too.
"..." Cobalion, of course, said nothing.
He continued on. "Yep! I heard about this chanting that will take you to a whole 'nother world! I heard this world is filled with beauuuuutiful ladies~! "Beautiful ladies?!" Virizion and I said excitedly, but then he took it back to try to act calm. I was really curious about this spell. "So, how do you do it?" "Well... it goes like... now what did Landorous tell me... oh! I remember now! Here, I'll demonstrate!" Virizion and I looked at each other. "Demonstrate?" "Yeah! Watch."
He scooted over to the pond, cringing a little because he doesn't like water for obvious reasons. He positioned himself, standing completely still. "..." We all watched to see what he would do. "Okay, here goes!" He started twirling around and stood on his hindlegs and did this sacred...dance?
"Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! SHARE THE MAGIC WITH ME!"
"..."
What. The. Hell. Was. THAT?
"Umm... that's not really... what I have to do...right?" "Oh yes sonny, it is. However, because I didn't put THIS on, it didn't work." Terrakion showed us a shining gold chain. In the middle of it was a circular crest with 6 different types of jewelry: Amethyst, Pearl, Sapphire, Topaz, Diamond, and Peridot. "Throw it around your neck and after doing the spell, it should work." Amazing! Such a thing sounds soooo cool!
"And if this spell works and he never comes back?" Coba suddenly said.
Count on him to be the buzzkill of the party.
Terrakion patted his leg. "It's okay, sonny. All he has to do is re-chant the spell and he'll be right back, don't worry! You're such a worrywart~!" *SMACK!* He gave Cobalion a swift slap on the ass. "Hee hee! The lovely girls there will have big, jiggly asses like his!" Cobalion looked down.
"Terrakion?"
"Hm?"
"Run."
And with that, Terrakion blasted off with his life, Coba making chase. Virizion stayed with me, sighing. "Oh those two... Hey, you're not really going to do that wacky spell, are you?" "Of course! Why wouldn't I?!" "Are you even considering the dangers you'll possibly be in?!" "Pfft, like I need to worry. I'm Keldeo, boy!"
I threw the chain around my neck. Beautiful ladies, here I come! I ran over to the pond and was about to do the chant. "Wait! Before you go..." Virizion ran up and hugged me. "You better come back to me safe, sweetheart. Have fun with the girls." He kissed my cheek. I smiled and assured him it'll be alright. He backed up and I began my chant:
"Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! Ata kata laka baka shaka uulala, FREINDSHIP! SHARE THE MAGIC WITH ME!"
...Okay, now what?
"What the hell?!" Nothing even happened! Virizion had a ":O" expression on his face. "Oh, well I guess it didn't work?" "Tch, maaan-" *bloop* Suddenly, I was gone. Last thing I heard was Virizion screaming "KELDEO!"
I was floating around in this weird dimension. The design of it... was like that of a 6 year-old girl's imagination; pink and sparkly, gigantic girly things like dolls and makeup accessories and... wooden horses and ponies. "What the hell?" Where was I going? To a harem dream or a little girl's playhouse? Suddenly, I started flying really fast! "WHOOOAAAAAHHHH!"
...
"OOF!" Owch, that hurted! I saw that I was laying in a patch of grass. "Ehh?" I checked my surroundings; trees and actual animals around. It was also a lot of noise, like talking. Also about these animals, they weren't Pokemon; they couldn't had been. "...!" I gasped when I walked out from the field: I saw a town and everyone was just like me: a pony! "Woah! The chain really worked!" I ran out to the open to what I assumed was the square.
"YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ALL THE SEXY FEMALE PONIES COME TO ME!"
Everyone stared at me. The mares were so... ooh my god! Beautiful, awesome tattoos on their flanks and best of all, hot, jiggly assess!
"Who the heck is that?"
"Is he a unicorn?"
"Wow, a colt! How rare!"
"Hey, he doesn't have a cutie mark!"
All the ponies gathered around me. They were all so interested in me. Some were staring at my flank. "Umm, yeah?" "Excuse me, but where's your cutie mark?"
"Yeah!"
"Why are you a blank flank?"
Umm, huh? Cutie mark? I'm guessing they mean those tattoos on their flank. "Uhh... what's a cutie mark? Those tattoos on y'all flanks?" *GASP* Everyone gasped. "You don't know what a cutie mark is?!" One girl shouted. Everyone started talking in disbelief. Woah. Is it that serious? "Well then, little man! I guess we'll have to tell you! EVERYPONY come on!"
"Woah!" Suddenly this happy cheery music came on!
~A cutie mark is a cutsie mark that tells who you are~
~It shows the talent you truly and what you always wanted to be~
One mare slapped her flank against mine, a pony with blue and white hair that looked like that Colgate toothpaste!
~To not have a cutie mark is a tragic thing indeed~
~Having none is a sign that you have no talent, can't you see?~
"Oh..." Wow...cutie marks must really be something important, huh? Then a gray pony with wings came crashing down on me. What a clutz, aaaand WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?!
~ Cudie marks are da BEEEST~
~ Get one like da REEEST!~
They pulled her off me and then everyone sang in a chorus.
~CUTIE MARKS, CUTIE MARKS, CUTIE MARKS ARE CUTSIE MARKS THAT TELL WHO YOU ARE~
~TO NOT HAVE ONE'S A TRAGIC ONE AS YOU HAVE NONE~
~SOOOO YOUU SHOULD HAAAVE A CUUUTIEEE
MAAAAAAAAAARK!~
"..." Wow. Talk about Disney. One mare came up to me. "So you see, big guy? Having a cutie mark is very important. It tells who you are!"
"Yeah. I can see. Anyways, I'm not a normal pony like you guys. (sigh) Believe it or not, I'm actually not from this world. I'm from a universe called the Pokemon universe. I'm actually a Pokemon that LOOKS like a pony! Understand?"
"..."
Cue the laughter in 3...2...1.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA!"
Laughter boomed from everyone. "Hey, why are you all laughing?! It's true! See, look at my chai- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THE CHAIN! ALL OF THE 6 JEWELRY PIECES OF THE SHIT ARE FUCKING GONE!
"Wh-What the?! Where did they..." "Ahaha! You're a funny pony! Well, good luck, "Pokemon," ahahaha!" She and the others parted ways while laughing. Meanwhile, I'm worried like crazy about this: without this, I can't get back to the others! "Ohhh, what do I do?"
"...Are you lost, poor child? May I aide you for a while?"
"...Huh?" A zebra lady with an African accent (?) came up to me.
"Young one, do not fret. Lose nope, not, just yet."
Does she always speak in rhymes? Whatever, she sounded and looks very cool! Liking the mohawk of hers. I wanted one, but Coba would always say no! Meanie...
"My name is Zecora, a zebra, anymore in Ponyville is none. What is your name, young one?"
"My name's Keldeo. I'm a Legendary Pokemon from the Pokemon universe. I did a magic spell and with the aide of this chain, crossed dimensions. ...You can laugh now." However, she didn't and nodded the whole time. No way, she actually believed me?
"I see, I see. An interesting story, indeed. I believe you and as I can see, your chain is missing the jewelries to me. That is something that cannot be, so I will tell you how to find them, if you trust me."
"Really?! In that case, yeah, I trust you!"
"Great, great. Come with me to my house as for what I'll tell you, you surely won't hate."
After going through some ominous woods, she took me to her place, which looked like a herbal shop with all the potions and Indian stuff everywhere. We both sat down and she proceeded to show me a hologram of the same exact jewels I'm missing!
"Amethyst, Pearl, Sapphire, Topaz, Diamond, and Peridot... these 6 jewels brung together by the golden chain you're wearing is the called The Bearer of Harem Fantasy. You may think it is horrible to lose these, but how to get them back is every man's ecstasy. See, in this universe of mine, the jewels will be all together, nein. They shall be in the hooves of 6 ponies,6 that I know that are very well known around these parts as they have saved the world multiple times with this not being any what I say balonie. If in the way they want you satisfy them, you will receive their bearing gem."
"Woah..." So I have to meet 6 famous girl and if I make them happy, get the jewel back? Don't want to really go through all that trouble but I guess I have no choice... "So Zecora, can you tell me the names of this girls?"
"Certainly." She pulled up a hologram showing the 6 ponies. She pointed to a goth looking pony that was a unicorn. "This one is Twilight Sparkle. A very smart pony, the bookworm indeed, she will give you the amethyst is you seek to her heed."
Then she pointed to a pony who is totally pink. "This one here is Pinkie Pie. Extremely outgoing with the love of baking and party, the pearl you will receive if she is convinced you are hearty." A party girl? Oooh, I'll like her..
Next, she showed me a light blue pony with some unique hair and um... is that a he? Or a she? "This ambitious one is Rainbow Dash. A heart of steel, she might be your greatest challenge to please. Just try your hardest to please, and she will give you the sapphire with ease." Oh. So that is a girl, huh. Well, she is kind of cute.
4th girl she showed me looked like a cowboy, er, girl. "This, young one, is Applejack. She is somebody I'm sure you can relate to. Applejack will give you the topaz if she is satisfied by you." No doubt, she was the hottest. Can't wait to meet her.
5th one she showed me was white and fancy looking, reminded me of Virizion. "This is Rarity, a girl with a love of fashion. Cope with her wants, and she will give you the diamond, your passion."
Last but not least, a pony with long pink hair. "This is Fluttershy, a girl that is sweet of heart. If she opens up to you, the peridot, she will part. And so, these are the 6 ponies that you get back your jewel. This should not be too difficult, especially if you do not act like a fool. Go on, Keldeo, and meet these girls. Show them that you can, indeed, rock their world!"
"Yeah! You got it!" Ohhh man! 6 beautiful ponies and I get to meet them all! "Whoohoo!" I gave Zecora a big hug and galloped off. Shit, I should have asked where I could find these girls but whatever, it's more fun to find them myself! Beautiful ponies, here I come!~
I have to admit, I'm gonna really enjoy writing this story. The jewels I used are actually some birthstones of a few months. I already know what I'll write about for each girl's chapter, but let me know, who's chapter would you really like to see first: Twilight Sparkle's, Pinkie Pie's, Rainbow Dash's, Applejack's, Rarity's, or Fluttershy's? Let me know in a review and the most voted, I'll do a chapter on that pony first. Well, see ya soon!