"Zombies? Wow, in all my life, I have never had to deal with zombies" Said Hope. Hope is at Fujimi Academy, witch has been overrun by 'Them'. "Hey, kid! Come over here! Don't be stupid!" Shouted a purple haired girl, who was coming down some stairs, with another, big breasted woman. "Don't be stupid? Have you ever met me?" Asked Hope, before he changed into Kamen Rider Wizard Land Dragon. "Gravity! Please!" Declared the Wizardriver, as Hope scanned the Gravity Ring. Suddenly, all the zombies in front of Hope got squished, and exploded. "What the...?" Asked the purple haired girl. "That was amazing" Said the big breasted woman. "And who are you two?" Asked Hope. "I'm Saeko. She's the nurse. At least, for all I know" Said Saeko. "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" Asked the nurse. "That you think a brand and your life are worth the same" Said Saeko. "Well, they were a very good brand" Said the nurse. "Anyway! Name, nurse lady" Said Hope. "Shizuka" Said Shizuka. "Very nice. AH!" Exclamed Hope, as he was bit in the leg by a zombie. Almost instantly, Saeko ran down the stairs and crushed the zombies head. "Oh, god that hurt more then it should of" Said Hope, as he leaned against a wall. "Do you know what happens when you get bit?" Asked Saeko. "... Rape? An animal gets put down? Gay marriage for all? What happens?" Asked Hope. "You turn into one of them" Said Saeko. "Ha ha, yes you do" Said Hope. "Do you want me to kill you?" Asked Saeko. "You can try" Said Hope. Saeko then tried to hit Hope with her wooden sword, but Hope grabbed it and cut it in half with Wilt and Bush. "Now, if your going to try and kill me, you should try having something sharp" Said Hope, before he gave her Wilt and Bush. Hope then walked away. "Well, that could have gone better" Said Shizuka. "Let's just go and find your keys" Said Saeko.
Meanwhile, in another part of the school
"Alright! This baby's killing a lot of zombies!" Shouted Kohta, as he and Saya ran through the halls of the school, killing zombies with a Nailgun. "Oh, god" Said Saya, embarrassed. "Don't worry! I'll protect you!" Shouted Kohta, as he shot more zombies. "Mister, I think she can protect herself" Said Hope, before he shot a few zombies with his pistols. "Wow, Colt M1911 pistols! I've never seen one with a silencer before" Said Kouta. "Yeah? Well, have you ever seen one do this?" Asked Hope, before he shot at a group of zombies, with all of them dieing with one shot. "What happened?" Asked Kohta. "Well, the bullets split apart at the speed of sound" Said Hope. "You are my god" Said Kohta, as he kneeled in front of Hope and started worshipping him. "Kouta! We don't have time for this. Sorry about him, he really likes guns" Said Saya. "He better not do this the whole time" Said Hope, as Takashi and Rei ran up to them. "Hey, why is Kohta worshipping him?" Asked Takashi. "My bullets split apart at the speed of sound" Said Hope. "That's cool" Said Takashi. "Well, let's get out of here" Said Rei. "You guys go. I have to get something" Said Hope. "No, come with use" Said Saya. "Ok. But, names first" Said Hope. "I'm Kohta, my god" Said Kohta. "I'm Rei" Said Rei. "I'm Saya. You better not forget it" Said Saya. "I'm Takashi" Said Takashi. "Ok. Goodbye" Said Hope, as he faded away. "What the... were we talking to a ghost?" Asked Rei.
In the nurse's room
"Well, here are some keys" Said a red haired girl. "Well done" Said a short boy. "Hey, I hate to tell you this, but some punk is trying to join our group" Said a spiky haired man. "Hello" Said Hope. "Sorry, but we already have too many people as it is" Said the red haired girl. "No, it's just you three. Now, give me the keys, or it will become zero" Said Hope. "Hey, you have a bite mark!" Shouted the red haired girl, as the boy and man ran away. "And you modified the school uniform to show off your chest. I guess we're both showoffs" Said Hope. "You... asshole!" Shouted the red haired girl, as he threw the keys at Hope. "Thank you" Said Hope, as Hope left the nurse's room. "Hope! You got my keys!" Shouted Shizuka, before she ran up to Hope and hugged him. "Shizuka! Your suffocating me! But otherwise, better then Yang" Said Hope. "Oh. Sorry" Said Shizuka, before she stopped hugging Hope. "Saeko!" Shouted Hope, before he opened his arms, expecting a hug. "Let's get going" Said Saeko. "But you didn't..." Said Hope. "I don't want to be hugged right now" Said Saeko. "I'll... just rub your shoulder careingly" Said Hope, before he rubbed Saeko's shoulder. "Now, we need to go to the principal's office. Or wherever you go to make announcements" Said Hope. "Um... um... where do we announce things?" Asked Shizuka. "The offices. There not far" Said Saeko. "Yeah? Well, Shizuka. Take yourself and Saeko to that car, or... Saeko, come with me. Shizuka, you go round up all the human people in the school" Said Hope. "Why?" Asked Shizuka. "Those zombies over there, should of killed us by now" Said Hope, pointing to a crowd of zombies. "Yeah, they should of" Said Saeko. "Well, why haven't they?" Asked Shizuka. "There blind, and can't smell. Probably can't even feel" Said Hope. "Ok. I'll go find the humans" Said Shizuka. "And we are going to make a loud announcement" Said Hope, as he and Saeko ran toward the offices.
At the offieces, 3 minutes later
"So, why did you want to come here?" Asked Saeko. "Because, I"m going to let the school listen to some music" Said Hope. "Why?" Asked Saeko. "Like I said before. They can only hear" Said Hope. Hope then put a speaker next to a microphone, with it playing Make it Bun Dem by SKRILLEX and Damian "JR Gong" Marley. "Loud greetings to the world! Vice ala one big GongZilla. 'Longside Skrillex, end for now! Oh wait! I won't! We mash up the place, turn up the bass and mek dem all have fun! A-we ablaze the fire, make it bun dem..." Blared over the speakers, attracting all of the zombies towards them. "What? It's a good song... Dubstep thing" Said Hope. "I will admit, it's not bad" Said Saeko. "My leg still hurts. Saeko... I think you may have realised by now, but I'm not human. Now, this should of stopped hurting a while ago, but it hasn't. Saeko, you can take care of me, right?" Asked Hope. "... I don't know what to do" Said Saeko. "Nether do I. Let's just get to Shizuka's car, and get outta school" Said Hope, before he and Saeko left. However, they almost walked into a massive crowd of 'Them'. "Um, wrong way?" Asked Hope. "No. We just cut through them" Said Saeko, as she drew Wilt and Bush. "Are you good with using that?" Asked Hope. "I'm a fast learner" Said Saeko, as she started to cut through the hoard. "Well, let's do this" Said Hope, before he changed into Kamen Rider Garren. Hope then started shooting at 'Them', until there was a few left. "Drop! Rapid! Sonic Drop!" Declared the Garren Rouzer, as Hope rouzed 2 Rouze Cards. Hope then dropkicked 'Them' multiple times, destroying all of them. "Saeko, I hope that Shizuka, no matter how dumb she is, can fix me. Or, we find professionals" Said Hope, as he canceled the transformation. "So do I" Said Saeko. "Now, let's find her" Said Hope. Hope and Saeko then ran outside.
Outside, 5 minutes later
"Ugh! There not here!" Shouted Saeko. "It's ok. I have a tiny tracker on Shizuka's keys. There driving, and there close. At least a mile away" Said Hope. "So? How will we catch up to them?" Asked Saeko. "Tridoron. Hold up, just gotta change" Said Hope, before he changed into Drive Type Speed. "Come, Tridoron" Said Hope, before Tridoron materlised in front of Hope and Saeko. "Nice car" Said Saeko. "It's not mine. Now, we ride" Said Hope, before he and Saeko got into the car and drove off.
