Disclaimer: I own nothing!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM ZIM! (not really) Everything I took from Lost Tapes is Italicized.
ZIM'S POV
-Zim's House-
"Gir!" I shouted as I marched into the living room, my antenna twitching impatiently.
Gir was sitting on the couch in his green and black dog suit, staring into the inferior human's entertainment unit, watching that horrible angry monkey show. My eyes narrowed as his head turned slowly towards me, "Yeeeessssssssss?"
"Gir I'm going out tonight to collect samples from the human sewage system, so that I may wreak havoc on the humans with their own FILTH!.. I'll be back in about an hour," I said while pulling my human contacts out from my pak. I stuck them in ignoring the irritating sting the caused and straitened my wig. I maneuvered around the debris of Crazy Taco wrappers and empty slurp bottles Gir had left strung about the floor and made my way towards the door. Grasping the handle I turned back towards the little robot, "Oh, and Gir?"
"Unh, huh?" he asked innocently while his head tilted slightly to one side.
"You are not to touch anything. THAT IS AN ORDER FROM YOUR MASTER DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" I straitened myself. "I have an experiment going on in the base and I want it to remain uninterrupted ok?"
"OK!" the robot screamed enthusiastically as he took another long suck from his chocolate bubblegum frost drink.
My eyes narrowed in suspicion; there was no way Gir could contain himself for an hour, but I really did need the samples. Turning back towards the door I twisted the knob and swung the door open.
I expected to see a lawn devoid of life except for the occasional earth squirrel, a few lawn gnomes and a pink flamingo. Instead I was greeted by a big head, glasses, black scythe hair, and an accusing finger poking into my squeedlyspooch.
The Dib-monkey.
"I finally did it Zim!" he said triumphantly as the finger prodded into me. "I finally caught you! And soon, the world will know of your existence."
I retreated a couple of steps as he pressed further into the doorway.
"What are you talking about Dib-stink? Zim knows you haven't the proof you need."
He put his hands on his hips and smirked arrogantly at me, just made me want to punch him. "Oh I have the proof Zim. I have the proof." He was starting to inch farther inside. "You know when you caught me in your base last Thursday?"
"Zim remembers," I stated blankly, silently wondering where he was driving at.
"You failed to notice that I was carrying a hidden camera under the collar of my jacket. It recorded the whole ordeal and now you are exposed. I sent the footage to a nationwide televising station for everyone to enjoy; and it'll be on tonight at 7 o'clock."
My eyes widened as I stared at him for a moment, I closed them and swung my claws around, "NO, YOU LIE, YOU LIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I looked back at him, he looked so smug. "Prove it Stink-beast, prove you have this so called tape!"
"Ha! Do you think I'm stupid?" the Dib-human replied crossing his arms over his chest.
"Yes. Now give the tape to ZIM!"
The Dib-beast raised the human appendage of "eyebrow" at me, I mimicked the motion.
"Well why don't we just see then?" He started towards the living room, I cut him off.
"What do you mean Dib-stink?"
"The episode is going to air tonight at 7 o'clock, watch it with me and see for yourself.
"Very well Dib-monkey." I nodded, the Dib-beast was just bluffing, soon he would know the humiliation of messing with ZIM! I turned around and joined Gir on the couch, the Dib-monkey behind me.
"GIR!"
"Yes master?" the little robot replied.
"Give Zim the remote, I must observe the human's entertainment unit to see whether the Stink-beast is actually capable of exposing the mighty Zim!"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, but I wanna watch the piggy show."
Seizing my chance I swiped the remote from his grasp. "You can watch the piggy show after this Pig-smelly leaves.
Gir crumpled, leaping from the couch he pounded his fists on the floor in a crying tantrum. I ignored him and took my rightful place in the center of the couch.
The Dib-stink stared at Gir for a moment, probably wondering what to do, inferior Stink-beast. Finally Gir popped up screaming "Imma go make some popcorn!" and dashed off into the kitchen.
Confused yet seemingly satisfied at Gir's reaction the Sink-human finally sat down on the edge of the couch; it was as close to the door he could possibly get while still observing the human screen system.
I checked the Earth time, it was 6:59pm, and if the Stink-meat told the truth the evidence would air in about one Earth minute.
"Channel 253."
I turned towards the Pig-stink, "What?"
"The program, it's on 253, you have to flip to the right channel in order to see the show."
I stared at him for a moment before pressing the numbers, faintly I could hear him muttering something along the lines of "and you call yourself advanced."
Gir finally came in with a rather huge bowl of the Pig-smelly's popcorn and planted his robotic self right in between me and the Stink-beast.
The screen flashed black, and human words began to appear in white on the screen:
The presence of hidden creatures is the subject of continued debate.
My eyes went wide as the words changed.
The following story is inspired by the possibility of their existence.
I could almost hear the Dib-stink make a "sch" sound as I read further.
Some viewers may find the material to be extremely graphic and disturbing.
Viewer discretion is advised.
The screen started changing, pictures of residential neighborhoods were popping up on the screen along with alleged UFO's, I continued to stare.
The next words were what really captured my attention, it was titled Alien Among Us.
I glanced to the side, over Gir's head, and noticed the Dib staring rather excitedly at the screen, his hand reached over and snagged some popcorn from the happily munching away Gir.
The screen flashed again displaying rolls of images, this time a human male's voice appeared,
"There are creatures science refuses to recognize. But new technology makes us question what is real. If our eyes see it, if our camera's capture it, does it exist? Enter a realm where fact meets fiction, science meets legend, where nightmares come to life. Do you believe? Lost Tapes: Alien Among Us."
The screen moved again, this time I could see the Dib-stink on screen, his gargantuan head taking up most of the video space.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah! So what'd you think? PLEASE R&R (cause that's the only way I know if it's any good.