Haven
Okay guys sorry for not doing much lately, I'm trying to work on that ampharos story but I'm having a hard time, so I decided to give everyone a little something to read while I work on it. Btw this WONT be a harem, not my type of thing. Other than that, enjoy this little thing that popped into my head.
How could I get myself into such a deep shitstorm. Why me of all people?! Arceus why!? First things first, I'm in a prison cell. I know you're probably thinking "Why are you in a prison cell! You must be a criminal!" Let me quote The Cat and The Hat for that one, "You're not just wrong, you're stupid." Yes I may be in a prison cell, but i'm innocent. Hard to believe? You're so supportive. So yeah, I live in one of the worst countries ever created, the government is a total dictatorship and the civil rights... What civil rights? So I'm gonna quit prattling on and tell you about WHY I'm being imprisoned. So I was going to a gas station right near my house, I was seriously thirsty and thought I'd go buy a cola. So I walk in and I looked around and the manager wasn't at the counter. I knew him fairly well so I went behind the counter to look for him and pay him. So I walked to his office door and before I opened it up, I heard a faint slapping noise. Damn my curiosity, but I peeked inside. I didn't expect him to be going down on his vaporeon, like they were really getting into it. I had walked in on them fucking, and they were just finishing too. I wasn't really against those type of relationships but the government was not fond of it whatsoever, anyone caught doing it gets jailed and the pokemon gets put down, it's heartbreaking really. So yeah, they noticed my intrusion and the last thing I see is his dong and then I get blasted by high pressured water, what a nice thing to see last before blacking out. So I wake up in the police station and guess what? I get blamed for the "Raping of a vaporeon" and added on with that, I got the rape charge too, which is punishable by DEATH. So here I am, chained up in a shitty ass police cell, the night before I get the electric chair. You would expect me to be balling my eyes out and trying to prove my innocence, my life was pretty lackluster so I accepted my fate. I was still gonna go down as a smartass though.
"Hey! You there!" Someone outside the cell said.
I looked up and saw a police woman, she was probably in her mid 20s and had a rich dark skin tone and long black hair, and her most noticeable feature, her large rack.
"What is it miss? Come to accept my plea of my innocence?"
"Shut up and follow me." She said as she took a key from her belt and unlocked the door.
I had no shackles so I got up and walked straight out.
"Don't you think you should have a weapon? I am a criminal."
"I am a weapon."
"Yeah yeah, sure."
"More than you know kid."
"I'm quivering in my boots."
"Just shut up and walk!" She said as she lightly slapped me over the head.
"Police brutality! Hands up, don't shoot!" I said jokingly.
She grabbed me rather forcefully and spun me around, making me look dead in her eyes.
"Listen kid, I'm trying to help you out. I know you're innocent, I'm getting you out of here, but you've got to be quiet."
I looked on in disbelief and scoffed as she walked me through the station, I found out that she wasn't lying, police were knocked out and littered among the station.
"She wasn't joking when she said she was a weapon, better not get on her bad side." I realized.
We had reached the front entrance to the station and outside was a white windowless van.
"Yay! I'm getting kidnapped!"
"Shut the fuck up you idiot!"
She pushed me towards the van and the back opened up, I was pushed inside before I could look at who was inside. Miss weapon jumped in and the lights inside switched on, there was another man inside, not including the driver and the man sitting in the passenger seat. The man before me had solid black hair and blue eyes that looked like blue fire, he stared me down with such force that I was scared to challenge his gaze, but I did anyway. We sat there for a solid thirty minutes as the car drove to the unknown destination, no words, just the sound of breathing. Eventually he broke the silence by letting out a hearty laugh and slapping me on the shoulder.
"You're the best one yet! Not a single man or woman has been able to last as long as you did, or remotely challenge my gaze!"
"It's a talent, to be as hardheaded as me is rare."
"I noticed, I'm guessing you've met my partner in crime."
"Miss weapon? Yeah."
"Sweetie can I go back to normal, I hate this look."
"Of course Syra." He told her.
"Wait back to normal?" I thought curiously as I looked at the woman, who's form got hazy and she was no longer a policewomen, but a zoroark.
"I feel stupid for not realizing earlier." I said aloud as I glanced at her.
"No one has yet been able to distinguish her, so don't take it to heart."
"So uh... Big question, why am I here?"
"Because you accidentally got into trouble, and one of our members blamed you for it to keep his love from getting taken away."
"Member? Love? What?"
"You see... We are members of an underground organization... I'm the founder and leader, Zenith."
"From what you said earlier about that vaporeon being the manager's 'love', I'm guessing you are a organization of pokephiles?"
"Hey!" Syra said as she went to lunge at me.
"No syra, he's right. That is the correct term, so we just need to deal with it." Zenith said as he waved her off, taking her hand in his and returning to me.
"So what does this have to do with me?"
"Well, we got you caught in our business, I'm sorry for that. We were planning on allowing you to live in our safehaven."
"And what if I don't want to?"
"Well you've got no choice, and I know you're smart enough to realize that. You cant return to your normal life because you are now wanted for 'pokephlia'" He said with a very noticeable sigh.
"Fine. I give. Ill live there, that's all I have to do?"
"Well we are staging a revolution."
"Wait what."
"You heard me, our government doesn't care for it's people. It only cares for oppressing everyone and keeping everyone borderline poor."
"Let me guess. You also want a revolution so you can love each other without it being socially wrong?" I said as I pointed at them both.
"You're a smart one, I might just recruit you."
"Oh a job!"
"One question before I allow you a safe haven to live in."
"Shoot."
"What is your opinion on our relationship?" He asked as he pointed to syra and himself, the zoroark visibly blushing underneath her coal black fur.
"You two are a cute couple."
"Don't flatter me!" He said with a loud laugh, his face changing to a serious glare.
"But really."
"I'm not against any of it, go at each other as much as you like, it's consensual then it's okay in my book. It would be a different story if it was rape. I would see you two and and a see a 'normal couple' and see literally the same thing. Two happy lovers."
"That's what I wanted to hear."
The car lurched to a halt and the outside was just as dark as inside the van.
"3...2...1..."
On his Que, extremely bright lights turned on and in front of us stood a solid brick wall.
"Watch this." He told me as we began to drive towards it.
"Wait! You're going to... What the fuck." I said as we literally fazed straight through the wall.
"A delphox who lives here helped us with that one, keeps anyone we don't want in, out."
We continued to drive through a long tunnel until it let out into a giant opening. The car stopped, the backdoor opened and we walked out. I was utterly surprised by the number of people surrounding me, people and pokemon. There was maybe a hundred who stopped to look at us. Among them I saw men with pokemon, women with pokemon, and even the old traditional pokemon and human couples.
"Safehaven for all that dislike the way the government works, no matter who they be or their affiliation." Zenith said as he walked beside me.
It wasn't exactly a metropolis, It still looked as if we were underground, pillars were scattered around to hold support to the structure.
"How do you not get screwed by earthquakes?"
"We have ground types who live here that help cancel them out."
"Mr Zenith!" Someone yelled.
A small braixen clumsily scuffled through the crowd of people and ran over to him and handed him a small notepad. She was extremely petite and adorable, her glasses made her look 20x cuter.
"Serene, thank you." Zenith said as he accepted it from her.
"You're welcome! Is this the new guy?" She said as she looked over to me.
"Must resist urge to hug walking ball of fluff." I thought to myself.
"It's nice to meet you! My name is serene! I hope you enjoy it here." She said sweetly as she innocently hugged me and walked away to follow Zenith and Syra.
"Um... What do I do now?" I said to myself as I stood there oddly, the crowd had dispersed and only a lone typhlosion stood there.
She approached me and awkwardly looked up at me.
"Hi... I'm guessing you're new here?"
"Well yeah... Name's David."
"Tia..."
"Well Tia, I don't know where the fuck to go."
"Then follow me, I'm supposed to assign you to a living quarter." She told me as she pointed down a long hallway.
I followed her down the long hallway, occasionally walking past other people and pokemon alike.
"I'm guessing this place must be a mess when everyone's heat comes around." I said jokingly.
"You don't even know." She said with a small giggle.
Eventually we started reaching doors, they were aligned against the walls and numbered with the highest I saw being 8,975. Mine was a couple down from that one.
"The schedule is a bit weird but you will get used to it." Tia said as she pushed open the door and we walked inside.
I was honestly surprised by the size, it was as big as a small apartment but cozy nonetheless. There was even a Tv, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, and a small living room.
"Welcome, there is a small map on the table if you need something to find your way around." Tia said as she stepped out the apartment.
"Thank's Tia, if you ever want to meet again you know where I live."
"Yeah, you're right. You might have a hard time distinguishing me from every other typhlosion, I wear a red ribbon around my neck, look for that." She told me as she smiled and walked away.
I closed the door behind her and looked around my new place, I didn't have to pay for shit. I collapsed on the couch and turned on the tv, odd enough the normal surface news came on. I laid there and eventually got tired.
"This will be interesting" I thought to myself just as I fell asleep.