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Most of the South Park boys had ridden through puberty quite well. Craig especially. On his 15th birthday, Craig got one of the greatest presents to be bestowed with in high school. He bumped Clyde off the top of the girls' "most attractive" list. Now, most boys would be in Heaven, having all the girls ask them out on a regular basis. But Craig wasn't in Heaven. He didn't want all those stupid females fawning over him. He hated girls... But there was one person he had kept in touch with throughout the previous eight years...
Tweek Tweak. The most unpopular boy (save Pip, though Pip was more... ignored than unpopular) in the 10th grade. He was bullied a daily average of 7 times. Swirlies. Wedgies. The regular insult. Not to mention the bruises... The girls refused to look at him. And why was he so unpopular, you ask? It's because he was a "late bloomer" as some would say. His voice still hadn't dropped, he didn't grow into the height he had acquired, leaving him very skinny, and he hadn't shaken his addiction (or dependence, depending on how you view it...) for coffee. He still shook and cried out at random moments, leading some to think he had Tourette's and ADHD. Though poor Tweek didn't have many friends, he was still a teenage boy. And he thought about the same things that teenage boys did. Love. Sex. Drugs. Alcohol. Etc. Sometimes, thoughts like those can get carried away.
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