Valley Girl Syndrome (VGS)
Part One
"Hey, like, House! You've got a totally sick patient that, like, needs you to fix her." Cuddy yelled.
Stopping dead in his tracks, wearing an expression so girly you could swear he's gay, he replied, "Well, Cuddy, like, tell her to, like, go some place else, because, like, I totally don't feel like treating her."
"Cuddy," Foreman addressed, "We'll, like, do it." House handed the dazed (and equally gay looking) Foreman the file.
"Like, totally, go to hell." House told him.
"Hey!" Suddenly, from a patient's room, Cameron ejected, sporting a ticked, yet girly face. "You, like, totally, have no, like, right to do that to him."
House limped off toward the safety of his own office, Cuddy, Foreman, Wilson, and Cameron following close behind; Cameron filling Wilson in. "Like, oh my god!" Wilson squealed. "He totally did not!"
In the safety of his locked office, House sighed. "Oh my gosh. I can't, like, believe they are totally acting like that. No way!"
"Like what?" Came a voice from the corner.
Chase.
"What are you, like, totally doing in here?" House asked.
"I wanted to, like, ask you if you like, totally like these shoes." Chase looked to his bright-red shiny shoe covered feet.
Hitting his head on his desk, House mumbled, "At least Chase is acting normal."
This was inspired by watching the 'Valley Girl Version' of a scene in Sleeping Dogs Lie, in which Cuddy and Cameron discuss getting shoes and really big desks if Cameron were to write a different article. "Good times." "Yeah."
If you want another-better, I promise- chapter, tell me and I'll see what I can do. This was my top priority, seeing as my stupid writers block hit me for 'Just Like Daddy' (previously named 'A World With Too Much Pain'). Of which I should be updating soon as I get an idea for chapter 2. If you have ideas, pitch 'em and I can put them in.
(Hey, if you have a request for a one-shot I will feel free to try it, as long as it's not HW. I do Crossing Jordan, Bones, and House. Of course.)