A / N :

Domo! I just wanted to write a fanfic so badly so here I am, writing a new story despite not updating my other one. YOLO (Sorry.)

I also posted this in Wattpad :)))

This story is inspired by the movie, Kingsman but the story overall is not about Kingsman. Get my drift?

Well, let's not keep you waiting, dear reader. (^ o ^)/

Disclaimer:

SnK does not belong to me as well as most of the parts of the story cover. The aforementioned belong to their respective owners. I only own the story. :3

Warning:

This is a LeviHan fanfic. Also, expect randomness, not-so-perfect grammar (lol), crazy shit, might-be-slow updates (wish me luck...), maybe some gory stuff & a lot of 'colorful' vocabulary.

You have been warned. Proceed.

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Reviews & Comments are appreciated. Vote if you like it. XD

~ Hanji-dono (n w n)

"GET BACK HERE, YOU THUGS!"

Rapid footsteps echoed through the slums of the underground city below the Capitol. They came from three thugs, running away from their enraged victim of whom they have stolen a month's supply of apples- that's valuable in this kind of place. Such is the way of a thug. Nobody seemed to mind or care, a proof that this is but a daily occurrence.

The bystanders didn't even bat an eye when a certain group of people with matching uniforms joined the wild-goose chase.

"Levi-aniki, it's them again!" The only female of the thug trio turns her head to get a better view of their pursuers. "Hahaha, I'm positive they won't catch us! They never do!" She flashes a smug smile before facing front, taking a bite from one of the apples in her possession.

"Isabel, you're too noisy." The girl, now known as Isabel, pouts from her Levi-aniki's comment.

The remaining member of the trio could only sigh at his friends' antics. As he surveyed the group chasing them, he notices something different from them.

"They're not the usual bunch. They look more agile."

Isabel turns her head for the second time, squinting to prove his statement. "You're right Farlan! They seem to be the more competent ones."

"Then we have to outrun those shitheads. Isabel, Farlan, let's go." Levi received nods of agreement from the two.

The trio speeds up, splitting up at an intersection. Isabel on the right, Farlan taking left, and Levi heading straight on.

Levi glances back, spotting only one person tailing him. He decided to take a detour, turning at a corner where there is a high chain link fence blocking the path. He ran faster, preparing to climb over the fence and jump over the other side when he heard familiar voices he didn't want to hear right now as it serves as a sign that they're in trouble.

"Levi!" "Levi-aniki!"

As Levi dreaded, Farlan and Isabel were on the other side of the fence, tied up & guarded by two of their pursuers along with the guy they stole the apples from. That was fast.

"GOTCHA!"

"What the-" He dodged in time, dropping the bag containing the apples as a woman fell down from above (?) in an attempt of a surprise attack.

'Is she fucking retarded? Who the hell, in their right minds would go to such extremes just to apprehend a fugitive?' Thoughts ran in Levi's mind, the apples forgotten as he went one-on-one with the crazy woman. The person tailing him earlier watches them, ready to intervene if needed.

For the first time in his combat background, Levi had a hard time keeping up with this woman's rhythm.

Isabel was right. They're more competent than the usual shitheads. Especially this one. She may actually be one of their best hotshots.

Things got worse for him when the lazy-ass guy watching them decided to finally join the party, making Levi fight them with one arm & one leg each. By a stroke of luck, he manages to kick the woman away, temporarily eliminating her from the picture. He focused more on the other guy whom he successfully punched away after a few hits.

The biggest & stupidest mistake Levi made however, is losing sight of his female opponent.

The sharp, cold tip of a pocket knife made contact with the back of his neck. But that's not it. He can handle that move any day. The problem right now is the fact that the crazy woman has two more pocket knives directly aimed at his two friends. To rub salt on the wound, she mentioned that they were coated with poison. And from her tone, she means business.

Mike quickly went on his feet once the woman pushed the thug towards him, and proceeded to roughly pin him down on his stomach. Despite knowing it's futile, Levi still showed resistance by wriggling as one of his captors tied his wrists together and smashed his face to the puddle of sewage water.

"Good job, Mike! The plan went smoothly." The woman beamed, sunshine & sparkles practically in the background from her cheery, enthusiastic mood. She squatted to meet Levi's eyes (who were glaring at her), opting to ruffle his now wet hair. "Sorry about using your friends as hostage. It's dirty, but it was the only way to get you. You're just so strong!" She grins at him before standing (jumping up) and picking up a stray apple from the ground.

"Oi, that's my apple!" The owner of said apple yelled. She faced him, sending a sheepish smile. "Sorry pops, but I'm starving!" When she turned around, she could feel the glare of Levi's friends boring at her back. Can't blame them...

'It's fucking official. She's retarded. How can she even be this annoying & energetic when a few minutes ago she was like a heartless killer?' Levi observed the woman who is currently tossing the apple in the air and catching its fall repeatedly.

Lazy-ass Mike pushed his weight more on the still wriggling Levi. "You know, you didn't have to jump off that building. That wasn't entirely necessary."

"I thought it would catch him off guard. It was fun~! Wait 'til Erwin hears about this! Oh, I better call HQ!" The woman stops playing with her apple and adjusts her eyeglasses. She dials something on her phone after grabbing it from her pocket, skipping as she did so.

"Hey, this is Han-" Mike gave her a look. "I mean *ehem* this is Special Agent Zoe speaking!"

"Well from your high-pitched tone & your audible jumping of joy, I presume the mission was a success?"

The woman takes a bite from the apple.

"Yep! We got him!"

A / N : Well here's the first chapter. Hope you liked it! XD

Oh, sorry about the characters' slight OOCness. ^ ^

Reviews & Constructive criticism are highly appreciated. No ridiculous flames please. :))

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