Sonic's Twelve Pains of Christmas
All: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
All: is finding a Christmas tree…
All: The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Knuckles: Rigging up the lights
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Silver: Hangovers,
Knuckles: Rigging up the lights,
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sonic: Sending Christmas cards,
Silver: Hangovers,
Knuckles: Rigging up the lights,
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Sending Christmas cards,
Silver: Hangovers,
Knuckles: Rigging up the lights,
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Zaira: Facing my in-laws,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: I hate those Christmas cards!
Silver: Hangovers,
Knuckles: Rigging up these lights!
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Shadow: The Salvation Army,
Zaira: Facing my in-laws,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Sending Christmas cards…
Silver: Oh man… (looks at a spilled bottle of root beer on the ground)
Knuckles: I'm trying to rig up these lights!
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Cheese: Chao chao chao chao! Chao chao chao!
"That means Cheese wants a transformer for Christmas!" said Cream.
Shadow: Charities! What do you mean your in-laws?!
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Ugh! Making up these cards!
Silver: Please get me a root beer huh?
Knuckles: What?! We have no extension cords?!
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The nineth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Tails: Finding parking spaces,
Cheese: CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO!
Shadow: Stupid Donations!
Zaira: Facing my in-laws!
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Writing all these cards…
Silver: Hangovers,
Knuckles: Why in the world are they blinking?!
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
All: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such pain to me
Amy: Batteries not included?
Tails: No parking spaces,
Cheese: CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO!
Shadow: Get a job you bum! (Getting chased by someone who wants donations)
Zaira: I'm facing my in-laws…
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Yo ho, sending Christmas cards :(
Silver: Oh man, look at this! (Looking at another spilled root beer)
Knuckles: One light goes out they all go out!
All: And finding a Christmas tree.
All: The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Vector: Stale TV specials,
Amy: Batteries not included?
Tails: No parking spaces,
Cheese: CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO CHAO!
Shadow: Charities…
Zaira: She's a witch! I hate her!
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: Oh, I don't even know half these people!
Silver: Oh, who's got the paper towels huh?
Knuckles: Get me a flashlight Rouge! I blew a fuse!
Rouge: Get it yourself!
All: And finding a Christmas tree!
All: The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Espio and Charmy: Singing Christmas carols,
Vector: Stale TV specials,
Amy: Batteries not included?!
Tails: NO PARKING?!
Cheese: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO!
Shadow: Charities… (over Cheese's crying)
Zaira: Gotta make'em dinner!
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Sonic: I'm not making these Mister! That's it!
Silver: Be quiet you! (Probably at Sonic)
Knuckles: Well Rouge, if you're so smart, you rig up the lights! (Storms off)
All: And finding a Christmas tree…
…
Tails: Let's never do that ever again Sonic.
Sonic: Okay.
Shadow: I don't have anything left after all those donations and charity… They were begging for free stuff.
Zaira: They were so awful! I hate Black Doom! Your father is horrible!
Shadow (to audience): Don't ask why she is playing as my spouse.
Amy: I was never able to find any batteries…
Tails: Sonic, I hope you don't mind that I landed my ship on your roof.
Sonic: WHAT?!
Vector: I'm just going to change the channel, but the remote's all the way over there…
Espio: Charmy, you have a horrible singing voice!
Cheese: Chao…
Silver: I don't drink! Why give me this part!
Knuckles: Hey Rouge, are the lights up yet?
Rouge: Knuckles, those were super easy to put up!
Knuckles: But the instructions say-!
Rouge: Those weren't the instructions Knuckles.
Shadow: Well, I had better pay off my five months of bills.
Tails: Same.
Amy: I still need to find the batteries!
Vector: I think that next year I'll have the vain hope that things will go well, but it won't will it?
Chamy: I don't expect it to go right at all.
Zaira: It's all up to the writer…
(Everyone sighs)
Sonic: Everyone have a better Christmas than us!
This is all by ZairaDrayan/ckaira77!