This is a Story About a Pirate

by The Real Shindou Shuichi

A little something I've been writing in the hopes of finding an actual plot. You might even find it funny D. Please note that this story is not meant to be taken seriously XD.

1. Chapter 1

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A PIRATE.

ONE DAY, A PIRATE WAS WALKING AROUND THE DOWNTOWN OF A TOWN. THIS PIRATE'S NAME WAS JACK SPARROW. HE WAS DRUNK. I WOULD BLAME THE LARGE, ALMOST EMPTY, BOTTLE OF RUM IN HIS HAND. SO ANYWAYS, THIS PIRATE WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY. I MEAN, I LIKE HIM AND ALL. HE HAS LOTS OF FANS AND STUFF. SO YEAH, PRETTY COOL PIRATEY DUDE. AND HE WAS WALKING AROUND. DOWNTOWN. LET'S JUST SAY HE'S IN TORTUGA. BECAUSE TORTUGA RULES. AND SO, THE PIRATE NAMED JACK SAID TO HIMSELF, "I FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A WALK." BUT THE SILLY GOOSE WAS ALREADY WALKING! SO HE JUST CONTINUED WALKING. EVENTUALLY, HE CAME TO A PUB. "SAY," HE SAID DRUNKENLY. "I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN LIKE THREE WHOLE SECONDS." AND SO, HE WENT IN TO THE PUB. IT WAS A GOOD PUB. THERE WERE LIKE, MUSICIANS IN ONE CORNER AND LIKE, A BARTENDER AND STUFF. PRETTY CLASSY. I MEAN, HOW MANY PUBS HAVE A BARTENDER? ARE BARTENDERS EVEN CALLED "BARTENDERS" WHEN TENDING BAR IN A PUB? WOULDN'T THEY BE "PUBTENDERS" OR SOMETHING THEN? BUT WHO CARES. THIS STORY ISN'T ABOUT BAR/PUBTENDERS. IT'S ABOUT AN AWESOME PIRATE NAMED JACK.

SO ANYWAYS, JACK ENTERS THIS PUB, RIGHT, AND HE'S ALL LIKE "ARR, BARKEEP, GIMMIE A DRINK!" SO THE BARKEEP GETS HIM A DRINK. IT WAS A GOOD DRINK. ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF THE DRUNKEN HAZE OF THE BAR (DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? WHO CARES?) STEPPED ANOTHER PIRATE! THIS PIRATE WAS AN OC. LET'S CALL HER ADAMINA. NOW, ADAMINA WAS KINDA COOL. SHE LIKED RUM AND STUFF. SO SHE SWAGGERED UP TO JACK AND WAS ALL "HEY. YOU'RE A PIRATE." AND HE WAS ALL, "YEAH, SO ARE YOU." SO ADAMINA SAID, "WANNA JOIN FORCES AND HELP ME FIND SOME TREASURE AND STUFF?" AND JACK WAS ALL "SURE, WHY NOT? I COULD USE DOME MORE RUM." WHICH MADE NO SENSE AT ALL. BUT STILL. AND SO BEGAN THE INFAMOUS JOURNEY OF JACK AND ADAMINA! YAY!

AND SO, THEY SET OFF TO FIND, LIKE... EL DORADO OR SOMETHING. BECAUSE THE AUTHOR HAS THIS WEIRD OBSESSION WITH THE IDEA OF JACK & ADDIE SEARCHING FOR EL DORADO. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT THAT THE GUY THAT PLAYS MIGUEL IN ROAD TO EL DORADO PLAYED LOCKHART IN HARRY POTTER? OR MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE EL DORADO IS ALL COOL AND SPARKLY. BUT ANYWAYS! YEAH, THE SET OUT TO FIND EL DORADO OR SOMETHING. A FEW DAYS INTO THE VOYAGE, THEY WERE ATTACKED BY THE... KRAKEN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNN! WILL THEY SURVIVE! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT POINTLESS CHAPTER!