Title: Ch3rryAuthor: Kairika
Beta: no tears left to cry
Note: Non-Massacre
Characters/Pairing: Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi
Type: Incomplete
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-san
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Thats's how I felt right now.
Tsunade-shisui has been working me to the bone. Now, was my only time to relax after going into surgery at the very last minute to save some poor kid that had fallen off the roof of his own fraking house! So now I do what I do best. Go on AIM.
Name:Ch3rry
Password:********
Online:Squat
Offline:
RamenKage6 (Naruto)
XxHnxx (Sasuke)
Ohemgee123 (Ino-pig)
2smart4u (Shikamaru)
Abuglife (Shino)
HuNgRy (Choji)
Shy-ness (Hinata)
Dogs-r-Awsome! (Kiba)
No one. Is. Online. Dam It!!!Fine! I'll just talk in one of my fave chat groups. AnBu. They're always on around
Online:Red Weasel (Itachi)
Yay!!! Weasel-chan is on!!!
Ch3rry: Weasel-chan? U there?
Red Weasel: Yes. Why do you ask, Cherry?
Ch3rry: all meh friends r offline. Its sooooo boring!!!
Red Weasel: Hn. It seems we both have a similar problem then, hm?
Ch3rry: Uhhh! U do the same thing as Sasu-chan! But it's so cute XD !
Red Weasel: Sasu-chan? Who may I ask, is this? And why is it cute ?
Ch3rry: THE 2nd most famous Uchiha . I just like it !!! Don't you ?
Red Weasel: Interesting. Have you figured out who I am yet?
Ch3rry: I no ur anbu, ur only 22, from Konoha, and u no who I am
Weasel: Indeed, Sakura. Two more hints, then you need to rest, it is almost midnight and you have a busy day tomorrow
Ch3rry: WHAT IS IT?!?!?! Please Weasel-chan ?!?!?!? Hn ! could not resist ! LOL ! XD !!
Red Weasel: I'm a very talented Sharingan User and quite close to your dear "Sasu-chan"
Ch3rry: ohemgee!!!! I no who u r!!!! How could I not figre this out sooner !?
Red Weasel: Who then, do you suspect I am?
Ch3rry: Itachi Uchiha!!!!!
...
Red Weasel: Hn. it seems you are correct
Ch3rry: alrite. My turn!!! U promised!!! What's ur deepest secret?
Red Weasel: I'll tell you tomorrow. Goodnight, Sakura-chan
Ch3rry: nite Ita-kun!!!
Logout
That Night
"If only you knew my secret, my dear Cherry Blossom." Itachi whispered.
"Hey Nissan!!! You done talking to your girlfriend yet?!" Sasuke shouted from the kitchen where he was making a tomato sandwich.
"Yes, foolish little Otouto, you may use the computer now."
"Ohh!!! I'm so excited! My little Itachi finally has a girlfriend! When will she be coming over for dinner? Your father and I still have to approve before you go and start making grandchildren, you know that right?" Mikoto squealed while Itachi just kind of shifted uncomfortably away from his overexcited mother.
"I'll have to ask her to get her input, but I'm pretty sure we may come over tomorrow night for dinner, Mother." Itachi said, even though his voice cracked halfway through at the though of Sakura meeting his father.
"What's her name anyway?" Sasuke inquired taking a big bite out of his sandwich.
"Sakura. Haruno Sakura."
Sasuke's jaw dropped before Itachi could even say Haruno. His sandwich fell on the floor. (A.U.//poor sandwich XD)
The Morning
"WHERE THE HELL IS SAUSKE-TEME!!!"
"NARUTO SHUTUP!!!! I'll go get him!" I yelled to the fox boy.Stupid Naruto and his damn yelling. Stupid Sasuke for being late. Stupid me for going to get him.
You know you like it. Now you can finally see Weasel-chan after last night. I wonder if he has weasel boxers?
Yes . Very stupid perverted self , thought it would be so cute.
--knock-knock-knock-
Mikoto opened the door and was immediately beaming.
"Hello Sakura-san! Have you come for my little Ita-chan? Oh, of course you have! I'll just go get him for you, ok? Oh my Kami! How rude of me! Come on in! I just know you can't wait for tonight, with meeting the family and all!"
Ok. I'm confused.
Why the hell did she know about Weasel-chan and myself on AIM?
"U-um, actually, I just came for Sasuke. He was late for training. However, now I would like to talk to Itachi if you don't mind."
"Oh, not at all! Sasuke's right through here. It seems he broke his jaw after Itachi told him he was dating you." Mikoto-san told me.
"Ohh, yea that makes sense," Poor Sasu-chan
"Oh no, he's sleeping. We had to have a medic over here after my poor Sasu-chan shattered his jaw. I don't have a clue in the world why he didn't know about this sooner. I mean, you, his team mate, is dating his brother. It's perfect!" Mikoto-san clapped her hands together after she finished her mini speech, I just stared.
"Well, Itachi's room is across the hall. I'll just leave you two love-birds alone now!"
Oh boy, was Weasel-chan going to get an ear-full.
"Oh, Itachi-kun? I heard we're dating. How come I wasn't informed about this?" I questioned the Raven haired brother of my teammate.
"Come sit with me, My sweet , sweet Cherry Blossom," I go in his room and sit on his bed with him. Itachi pulls me back into his chest and cradles me with his long , lanky arms, "I've been courting you for quite a long time Cherry, 2 years to be exact, it is not my fault if it has been only over the Internet." He whispered into my ear, "Last night you said you wanted to know my deepest secret, if I recall correctly," I was so speechless over what he was doing to me that I just nodded. "Well my deepest secret is…I'm completely and utterly in love with you."
And with that, I fainted, to wake up to this:
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SAKURA!!!!!!!!" Kami! Sasuke is going to have a heart attack!
To be continued…