Disclaimer: Lalala!
Ash was sitting in a comfortable spot, on his sofa. But he wasn't comfortable. Ever since Sauron and his army had taken over Pallet town, they had decided to take over the rest of the Kanto, before they took over any more regions. Why? Because the Kanto seemed like a great place to raise and grow and strenghthen Urik-Hai and of course, the uncanny orcs. But Ash had raised up the survivors of Saurons's powerful attack and had gathered and stolen weapons, enough for everybody. The had even stolen a tank. Now, crouched in hiding, behind his sofa, Ash, with his powerful sniper rifle and scope, was targeting Sauron, who was right now torturing Misty and Brock, unmercifully. Ash new he had only one shot, one shot to save and help his friends. If he missed now, then...well, I'd rather not go into saying what would happen to Misty and Brock.
Ash slowly took a breath, adjusted his scope, took aim, and fired. HE MISSED! OH, NO! THE WOLD IS NOW DOOMED! PREPARE TO DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (ALL BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID ASH!)
And that's what happened to that sad, sad, little town. Oh, well, that's what happens when you focus on Pokemon and not shooting.
The morale of the story:Try to learn the things that you think you might need, not on the things that you think you don't need.
P.S. If you found any spelling or grammer mistakes here, the please correct me.