hey everyone! i would just like to give a very special thank to my beta for helping me get my fic ready! and also to my pal Jordan who gave me the idea in the first place and for helping me write! THIS ONE IN FOR YOU JOR!
Naruto: WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME, TEME!
Sasuke: Dobe, You're giving me a headache.
Naruto: I know, hehehe.
The Uchiha glances at Naruto in disbelief.
Naruto: What? Do I have something in my teeth?
Sasuke: …No dobe, no.
Naruto: Oh, good, hehehe.
Sasuke simply stares.
Naruto: You're hair is messed up a little, Sasu-kun.
Sasuke: Huh?
Sasuke stares cross-eyed
Naruto: Hehehe.
Sasuke: Hnn...
Naruto: It looks like it's falling down. You need more gel, hairspray, or both.
Naruto:.. Hey Sasu-kun, are you listening?
Naruto: SASU-KUN! SASU-KUN! ARE YOU LISTENING?
Naruto: …Teme.
Sasuke stares, in a daze.
Naruto: What? Oops, my pants fell down.
The brunette looks at Naruto.
Naruto: What? They did, see look!
Naruto: ..Is that a blush on you're cheeks Sasu-kun?
Naruto: .. IT IS! Hahaha!
Sasuke: Mmmph.
Sasuke tenses up.
Sasuke: No! Dobe!
Naruto: Hehehe. Chu!(1)
Naruto: ..Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: Hn, I'm getting used to it.
Sasuke smirks at the blonde.
Naruto: Hehehe.
Naruto: Hey look Gaara and Neji are making out!
Sasuke: Yeah, that's getting normal now as well.
Naruto: Groping too.
Sasuke: …..Yes dobe, I know.
Naruto: …There go Neji's hands down Gaara's pants, wow.
Sasuke covers Naruto's eyes.
Naruto: HEY!
Sasuke: Okay, let's move along Naruto...
Naruto: Huh? Why?
Naruto: …Oh I get it now. You want to do the same thing, huh?
Sasuke: eh-? OO
Naruto giggles.
Sasuke: Hiss...--
Naruto: Do you have a leak?
Sasuke: No, dobe!
Naruto: Oh, good
Naruto: So where are we going?
Naruto: ..Hey look it's the bitch.
Sasuke: Hn?
Naruto: Sasu-kun, she's coming over here.
Sasuke: Aw shit.
Naruto: Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: Oh sorry.
Naruto: She's almost here.
Sasuke: Hn. Back off, I'll deal with her.
Naruto: Okay, go kick her ass!
Sakura: Hi Sasuke-kun!
Sakura gives Sasuke a cheesy smile, before noticing the blonde.
Sakura: Ick! Why are you with the baka?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun? Are you listening to me?
Sasuke stares at Sakura in a rage.
Sakura: What's wrong? Did the baka get you mad?
Sasuke: Haha, Oh Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Yes?
Sasuke smirks.
Sakura: What?
Sasuke backhands Sakura and promptly punches her in the stomach.
Naruto: Oh my god…
Sakura: Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: Don't even think about being mean to Naruto.
Sakura: Why not?
Sasuke: Bitch.
Sakura: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GAY!
Sasuke: Yeah? What of it?
Sakura screams and runs around like an idiot in till Sasuke kicks her.
Sasuke: Shut up, bitch.
Sakura: OH NO! I'M UGLY!
Naruto: … Nothing new.
Sasuke: C'mon Naruto, lets go.
Naruto: Okay!
Sasuke: We have no time to mess with dumb asses.
Naruto: Coming, Sasu-kun! Hehe.
Sasuke puts his hands in his pockets and continues walking.
Naruto: HEY! Wait up!
Naruto Grabs Sasuke's hand, in return Sasuke simply smirks.
Te blonde just stared at the brunette with a confused expression, in
till
the Uchiha brings him closer.
Naruto: Eep!
Naruto blushes, where as Sasuke smiles slightly and keeps walking.
Nauto stares forward confused expression still in place. Sasuke kisses
him on the forehead.
Sasuke: Where to, dobe?
A pink tinge covers Naruto's cheeks.
Naruto: Ano...You pick.
Sasuke: how about...(why am I even saying this)...R--ra---
Naruto: Huh?
Sasuke: Ra--me-
Naruto: Where?
Sasuke: RAMEN!
Naruto: YAY!
Sasuke: Let's go eat ramen.
Naruto: YAH! LET'S GO!
Naruto runs ahead excitedly.
Sasuke: Ahg, wait up!
Naruto: Okay! Chu!
Sasuke smiles slightly.
Naruto: Hehehe.
Sasuke: Here we go. You know how bad ramen is for you?
Naruto: ..No, is it?
Sasuke let out a frustrated sigh.
Sasuke: There is nothing healthy in it.
Nauto: Hehehe. Well, the same thing goes for you, but I still love
you!
Sasuke: I'll ignore that first part.
Naruto: Hehehe.
Sasuke sneezes.
Sasuke: (I wonder who is talking about me.)
Naruto:Bless you!
Sasuke: Thanks..
Naruto: Are you allergic to ramen?
Sasuke: I know what? I don't know.
Naruto: Hahaha!
Sasuke begins to slowly slurp his ramen, when Naruto sneezes.
Sasuke: S-so how many have you eaten now?
Sasuke asks, referring to Naruto's ramen bowls.
Naruto: Ten!
Sasuke..Bless you by the way..
Naruto: Thanks..
Sasuke: NANI?
Sasuke stares at Naruto in shock.
Naruto: No wait, 12.
Sasuke: Damn it Naruto.
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: You are going to die from a ramen overdose. I swear..
Naruto: No, I'm going to die off of you!
Sasuke: Hn...Whatever dobe...
Naruto: Ehehe, I'm joking!
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: Aw come on! You know I love you!
Sasuke finishes his bowl of ramen.
Sasuke: ..I know.
Naruto: What do you want to do now?
Sasuke: Well.
Sasuke pays the bill.
Sasuke: Whatever, you're choice.
Naruto: Hey look!
Naruto says, looking at a certain spot in the distance.
Naruto: They're still going at it!
(He means Neji and Gaara, for those of you who don't know)
Sasuke finds where the Uzumaki is looking.
Naruto: ..WOW!
Sasuke: C'MON DOBE LETS GO!
Naruto: WAIT! I want to go say hi!
Sasuke: (Is it just me or are they everywhere we are...)
Sasuke: No way.
Sasuke grabs Naruto hand.
Sasuke: C'mon!
Naruto: I want to say hi, teme!
Sasuke: Dobe!
Naruto: Hi Gaara!
Sasuke: Fine. Go say hi, I'll go home!
Sasuke lets go of Naruto and walks of in the opposite direction.
Naruto: NOOOOOOOO!
The Uchiha continues walking, ignoring Naruto's screams.
Naruto: BYE GUYS! SASU-KUN, WAIT UP! I'LL COME WITH YOU!
Saske, not being able to deny Naruto's wishes, stops and waits for the
dobe.
Naruto: YAY!
Naruto: Chu!
Sasuke sighs as Naruto smiles happily.
Sasuke: C'mon.
Naruto: Coming!
Naruto: Are we there yet?
Sasuke: Haha, no.
Naruto: ..Are we there yet?
Sasuke: Were still in the----well, your district.
Naruto: HEY!
Sasuke: I'm joking.
Sasuke smirks and Naruto kicks him.
Sasuke: Haha.
The blonde pouts cutely.
Sasuke: Was that supposed to hu----(OW DAMMIT THAT STINGS!)
Naruto: Hahaha!
Naruto laughed loudly before quickly going back to pouting.
Sasuke: What's wrong Naruto?
Naruto: I lost my ramen.
Sasuke: Hn?
Sasuke looks over at the pouting dobe.
Naruto: Sasu-kun?
Sasuke: Yes, Naruto?
Naruto: Cheer me up!
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: Cheer. Me. Up.
Sasuke sighed.
This was going to be a long day.
i hope u all liked it! and this IS just the first chapter! there will be at least 3 more! so plz review! oh and flames will be used to burn ppl or characters i don't like!