Chapter 1: What is this?

You were in your room, playing on your usual Minecraft world. You had just finished gathering enough diamonds to create a diamond set of armor and had gone through the dutiful tasks of getting enough experience to make the best enchanted books for them. You then decided that it was taking too long, leaving it for another day. You then saw the multiplayer part on the P.C. edition that you were playing on, right before clicking on single player, remembering you and a group of friends had made a great server and were still working on it. I should probably stop playing alone and start being the real friend I should be, you thought as you were going to click on the server. You then were stopped by your mother barging in your room shouting at you to stop playing that stupid game you always did up in your room, and start doing something worthwhile. You were about to protest when suddenly…

Pow!

You woke up, startled by the sudden reminder to get up. You reached over to try to pick up your trusty necklace and start to get ready for the coming school day when you realized that you were not in your bed. Heck, you weren't even in your room. You started to feel compressed around you as you started to feel the surroundings seemingly enclose around you, and then you realized you were in the water. You bolted while floating wondering how the heck did you get here, and then you realized Shit, I need to breathe NOW! You swam up as fast as you could to the surface of the water, thankful for your great exercise routines at your neighborhood pool and finally broke free out of the impending water. Looking around you saw nothing around for miles except for a small island with not much on it. Things were starting to look bad, but at least one thing was for sure-he could survive for nearly a week out in the ocean without food because he had noticed for some reason this water was not salty, and in fact, there was not an animal to be seen in sight except for a couple of squid here and there. Odd, you thought to yourself, shouldn't there be more wildlife than just some squid here and there? Then again the world looked odd to you, after all, as the island for some reason was completely flat with one tree on it. Wait a minute, that wasn't a normal tree! That was a flipping tree from Minecraft!

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So then I went in my full diamond armor and over enchanted bow to jump into the portal dropped by the enderdragon-CUT- I told you that you we're doing beginning to end bro, not end to beginning. Just, rewind it please? Ok, -ACTION-and I felt this huge purple energy go through me-CUT- I SAID CUT THE SHIT OUT BRO, OK! Good. -ACTION-Fine, fine, I'll start from the beginning…*incoherent mumbling*

So, I did the whole go around in my head, wondering how in the world I had managed to get to the point that I was, floating in the middle of nowhere until I looked up and saw someone suddenly pop into existence on the island.

I wondered how the crap he got there so I swam over to him and was going to ask him something until I noticed him walk over to the tree and then took his fist and reared it back, then wacked the tree with all his might, doing it again and again until that section of the tree went pop and shrunk to 1/5 of its original size.

I was super confused at how in the world he did that, until I realized that the tree was still standing in its original position as though nothing had happened to it, but there was clearly a block missing from the center.

I got out of the water, and walked over to him and tapped him on the shoulder, but he didn't respond. I even tried to call to him, shouting "Hey you!" constantly, but he just stood and seemed content to be wacking his fist away on that tree.

I finally was so mad at his inconsiderance to the fact that I was there that I reared back for a punch of my own, and hit him so hard that he stumbled forward, grunting at the pain from my punch. He then turned to face me, looking for the origin of the strike.

His eyes locked unto mine with and unconsiderate gaze and then advanced toward me, moving at an alarmingly fast rate, almost 4 meters per second until Wham! I was knocked back from his punch and sent back into the water.

He then did the weirdest things that I have ever seen in my life, taking one of the shrunken logs and bringing it out in his hands and then splitting it into four separate pieces. He then went on to scrunching them into one another until they went Pop! and suddenly had a workbench that had been produced from the four planks.

He then proceeded to continue on by placing the workbench on the ground and then splitting another log into more planks until he finally took some planks and made them into two sticks each for four planks. He then took these abnormally long sticks and took two of the meter long sticks and three of the planks and made them into what looked to be a wooden pickaxe. He then proceeded to make out of two more sticks and three more planks what looked to be an axe.

What really blew me away was that when he finished on both of these they shrunk from their meter sized parts into a ¾ of a meter pickaxe and axe. He then proceeded to make a wooden sword and then finally made it, finally turning to him with his pickaxe at his side, axe string across his back, and sword at hand.

I then dead out bolted. The sword may have had been made out of some wooden planks, but it looked as though if I tried to face the confrontation with him then I would clearly be killed through his brute strength and agility. And the sword of course.

After swimming for what seemed like miles I then suddenly told myself that I was either swimming out toward the expanse of the ocean biome in Minecraft-that's right, I figured out that I was in Minecraft,-or I was already at the center, and therefore there was no way that going any direction was wrong, so I decided to turn around (of course in a different direction than where I came from, but I still turned around).

What caught my eye though was the sight of still being able to see this stupid bitch in the background swimming after me until suddenly a whirlpool of a sort started to draw in the ocean and I seemed to be close to wherever it was coming from. I was quickly pulled from the surface of the ocean, seeing a lot of squid being sucked in, and off in the distance seeing that player stop dead and look for what had happened to me.

I then looked to the location I was being sucked to, being quickly confused as I was being sucked into what looked to be a great expanse of purple light at the bottom that was pulling everything in. I then realized that the thing pulling everything was a portal to the Nether!

I was quickly confused at how in the world had this portal had been put here at the bottom of the ocean, but just my luck as it seemed to be that it was running and was pulling everything that was there into the portal. I was frightened as I had no clue to where I was going.

I could be landing in a pool of lava, on one, in the actual expanse of it, or in a fortress. Who knew?

But then it was too late to try to fight against the whirlpool, and I was surprised at how I had managed to stay underwater for close to a minute, but then I realized that I was a trained swimmer. I then finally got to the portal and I was whisked inside of it and everything started to go purple until Whoom! I found myself being hurtled out of my portal and onto something that felt very, very warm, but soft, until I realized that it could have been some soul sand.

But no, I was wrong. As I opened my eyes, coughing out water that instantly turned to water vapor I realized that I had landed in a bed of some sort. I was confused; wondering since when in Minecraft was there a bed in the nether-I thought they exploded. Slapping myself, I realized that that was in the End, not the Nether.

But I had no time to ponder over it, as the instant that I came to that conclusion, a voice shouted at me,"I finally caught you, you stupid bitch! Now you'll pay for jumping off that tower ledge!" But before I could say otherwise the floor around me went in flames and apparently there was no way out. The nether portal that I had been using was still on, but I figured what good it would do to jump back in the ocean, and I half expected it to suck me back to the nether once I was at the other side.

So I looked up at the person whom was speaking to me and was surprised to find that it was a girl. A hot one at that. And not that type of hot, but flames type of hot. She was literally dressed in flames that seemed to barely hold together by an orangish armor that seemed to be the origin of them. Not only that but she walked up to me, completely ignoring the fire on the floor, and seeming as though it had no effect on her.

She walked up to me with a sneer that was likeable to a madman, but what really pointed her out was the six orange rods floating around her in a spiraling method, two circling at different points. She was like a human blaze mob. This only confused me more, and yet she did not see the strike of confusion, but instead stated something I didn't see coming.

"So, how was it getting sucked into a nether portal, eh? You've finally met your match, Steve," she stated quite bluntly. I then protested, stating "I'm not Steve!" She then told me,"Cut the crap. I know you're Steve. I just saw you die when you jumped off that ledge into the lava." She then said to me,"You're going to do what I want you now, and trust me, I'm not going to let you go easy after that stunt you pulled back there."

I was confused at first since I didn't realize what she was or what she was going to do, until suddenly she was in front of me. She brought out from a back pocket or so what appeared to be a potion. I backed as far back on the bed and tried to get out of the way from her but she grabbed me, burning my hand a bit. I released a gasp of pain and she took the opportunity by shoving the potion into my face.

My hand then slowly stopped burning, and when she let go, I saw in disbelief that it was healed. I then saw her walk back around the bed and flick her hand. I was then thrown back by a force into the center of the bed, unable to move myself. I then yelled at her, saying, "What did you do to me! Tell me now!"

She simply continued on walking away. I then suddenly that my hands and shins were wrapped tightly with blazing fire cords. I then looked at her, and she flipped a lever and then the bed started to turn on its side, to where it was like I was chained on a wall.

At this point I knew that I was up for some torture, and I was really mad that she didn't seem to care that Steve was half a foot taller than me and much older looking than me, being that I was only 17, and I think Steve was around his mid-twenties. But what really ticked me off was when I realizedSteve had been the one who was at the spawn point.

She then pulled me back to reality by throwing what looked to be a fireball at my face. It didn't burn, much to her pleasure. She then walked up to me and told me, "I know that you must feel very angry right now, but you know that potion I forced you to take? Well that was infused with my essence, thereby making you fire resistant but also making your body obey what I tell it to do."

I then shouted at her face, "So?! Do you really think that I give a damn if you have total control over my body? Do you! Well, the only thing that I'm mad at is that you managed to catch the wrong guy, and you still haven't noticed that you did! And what's worse, you don't seem to care that I've already told you that, you still want to go on and continue."

She turned around, face on fire and stated, "And do you know why?! It's because I just so happen to have found one of the real humans sent here. And you don't even begin to comprehend what I am going to do to you."

Shit, I thought to myself, she was really serious. I don't like where this is going… and I was right.

She then proceeded to flaming down, somehow calming herself, and revealing her actual body. I mean she was still in her armor, but she was no longer on fire. She was actually quite pretty, and I had to slap myself back to realism after that thought, but she had a lot of characteristics that made her so. She had orange-brown hair that was seemingly flaming, and she had a nice face with good-looking brown eyes. Another slap. And he also realized that she may have seemed like a beast when she was in her blaze form, but she was actually not as strong-looking as she was when she was a blaze.

She caught me looking her over and gave me a lustful grin. I paid her with a little red blush emanating from my checks due to the speed of the situation. This time it was a mental punch. She then proceeded to harass me by walking over and telling me, "Well, I am going to have some fun here." She then proceeded by making my head lay on the wall of the bed in place as she leaned in towards my face.

I now started to feel very regretful in letting her give me that potion and letting her in turn do this to me. But what really surprised both of us was the sudden sound of the Whaa! of the Nether portal as Steve, of all people, came flying in and toppled this being. She was instantly confused over how in the world he managed to find me, and to be honest, so was I, but then I remembered the chase.

And I was glad he came prepared.

He managed to make her cough when he landed on top of her, and he took the opportunity and caught one glob of spit and then took it in his mouth. I then saw her angered at this phenomenon and flame up, but it took no effect to Steve. I then realized he must have had gained fire resistance from the spit, while not being under control.

He then punched her straight in the face and managed to stagger her before getting up and slashing her body with his iron sword and making her scream in agony from the slash now on her stomach, bleeding red blood with some pus flowing out as well. I could tell that Steve had hit a bad spot. She then flamed back on, trying to get up, but Steve did something so brutal even I couldn't imagine anyone doing. He brought his leg up and stomped on her stomach wound.

She then let loose another scream of agony, writhing on the floor, her blood now pooling up in the fire. He then brought up his sword and slashing right at her neck, making it loll off and roll across the room for approximately 5 seconds before landing at my legs, looking directly at me with its eyes closed and mouth in a state of agony.

Slowly, the body of this natural phenomenon started to glow lighter and lighter and more and more red as it started to seemingly grow. Steve immediately ducked for cover and I braced myself as the body then suddenly exploded, ravaging the area with shudders of the room and fire exploding out of the now annihilated body.

After a while the room stopped shaking and I opened my eyes, remembering that I had fire resistance as I looked at my body to see anything wrong. I then sighed in relief as I had half expected the head to explode with the rest of its body. Steve then got up, and came over to me and looked over me as if he were debating whether or not to leave me there, and he seemed to have had finally have had made up his mind.

I then saw him rear back his arm, and from the angle towards my arm I braced myself for the worst when at the end of the strike he switched his angle at the last possible moment and struck the flaming piece of rope that was holding my hand.

I then felt the rope slide off my hand, and looked at him thankfully, and then continued his work by undoing my hands, as he had gone off to the other end of the room. I undid my feet and then got up slowly and carefully, my legs being asleep from hanging from the ropes.

Seeing to that I got out, he then proceeded to looking throughout the whole room to see if he could find something. I asked him, "Looking for something?" but as usual he said nothing. I walked over to him to see what he was doing, and he was seemingly looking at the walls. Peculiar, I thought, why would he do that?

My answers were then answered when he flipped a lever on the wall. Broken from my trance, I looked at the lever, which now was pressed up, and noticed a sign. It said, "WS-On/Off." I noticed another sign close beside it stating, "NP-On/Off." I then realized that the levers were to turn off the Nether Portal and its effects of sucking in water.

He then proceeded to the still running Nether Portal, but then turned around, as if he had forgotten something, and walked over to the bed that had been used as a torture stand. He then did the mist horrifying thing that I have seen, taking the head of the human blaze mob and then shoving it in his pocket. It bulged in his pocket, then seemingly shrank to the point where it disappeared.

I was utterly bewildered at how this had happened, but then again I remembered, how in the world would you be able to hold that much in Minecraft. So I then got out of my mental state to see Steve jump through the portal. I took one last look around the place and then decided to follow him out.

I jumped through the Nether portal to hear the sound of the Whaa! rushing in my ears and then felt the water of the ocean once again, signaling that I had made it back successfully.

Thanks for reading the heated first chapter of my story! I hope you liked it. Review to keep me going and make sure to keep on reading, and I hope that we go to the top of the list.

P.S.- the name originated from the love of making fun of Minecraft and therefore allowed me to call it this while it still looking the same but sounding completely different.

Daily Life Lessons (DLL)-

So long as you retain your spirit of exploration, you will get out. That is one thing that I am sure of.

Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean that they are lost forever.

Just let the light touch you, and let the words seep through, and let the past ride through bringing out our hope and reason

Now I will tell you that next chapter will be very very good and have a lot of problems left here solved in it. I hope that you will get everyone to like this story, and I want to give a shoutout to Frost Richotfen, Just An Ordinary Writer and Sylent Doom for inspiring me to write this novel.