Squidward's Revenge
Chapter one
Disclaimer: Me no own Spongebob Squarepants.
A/N: Tis my first story here.
One day SpongeBob walked out of his Bikini Bottom, pineapple home. Suddenly Squidward Tentacles jumped out of SpongeBob's flower bushes with a chainsaw.
"Hi Squidward! Wanna go jelly fishing?" SpongeBob asked, unaware of the chainsaw, despite its loud noise.
"Yeah!" Squidward said. "Right after I decapitate you! *insert evil laugh*
"Squidward, Why would you want to disconsolate me?"
"Because you're the single most horrible thing to ever walk the sea bottom, you slimy little barnacle!" Squidward said on one single breath.
Squidward's veins were popping and oxygen was flowing. He's gonna do it! He's gonna kill SpongeBob! Finally he's gonna be free of the little annoyingcheese head jerk!
Squidward doesn't care if he goes to jail, it'll all be worth it! No more SpongeBob means no more Krusty Krab, no more Mr. Krabs, and no more minimum wage!
If Squidward gets O. J. Simpson's lawyer, he won't go to jail! Leaving his life free to finally pursue his clarinet career! Maybe he would be able to afford a fancy wig! Oh the possibilities…
But! To kill the SpongeBob, you must take out his heart and destroy it! That should be easy enough!
"Hey Squidward, SpongeBob! Whatcha doing with that chainsaw?"
END OF CHAPTER
Keep going? If so chapter two will be up soon!
Future chapters will be longer.