Disclaimer: Oh I'm going to love this one. If I owned High school of the dead the manga would have been updated by now. –troll face-

Day what is it…6? Of Rebuke's one shots for the future LIAG series remember one more then I'll post a poll of which one should be the next series and after that I'll update REDLIAG

J14agent I finally did it so don't kill me.

Chapter 0: A Co-op mission like no other.

-White Room-

"Damn it Rebuff look behind you!" Jorn growled out as he continued smashing buttons on his game controller. He looked to be in either his late teens or early twenties, if he had to guess, he'd put him around 19-20 years old. He has short, spiked black hair, and his eyes were hidden behind a pair of black shades, however the man took off the shades, folding them up and placing them in a pocket, revealing his left eye to be emerald green, while his right eye was silver. In attire, he was wearing all black, with black boots, jeans, shirt, even a black trench coat which had the zipper undone.

"Bitch, I'm SURROUNDED so unless you want to be captain save-a-hoe. I suggest you wait till I kill these ass holes." Rebuff growled out as she continued smashing buttons on her controller. She stood slightly over six feet tall and her body had all of the right curves. She had caramel colored skin and white hair. Her hair was a slightly long, messy pixie cut and two of her bangs framing her face had been braided and dyed black. Her eyes were grey and she was wearing white lipstick. She was wearing part of a black suit. That is to say, the pants are there, and so is the top half of the black shirt, though the bottom of that has been cut-off just above her navel and neatly hemmed in place. The suit jacket was replaced with an equally sophisticated vest, though it was always left unbuttoned, and her white tie was usually quite slack. The dress shoes were also traded in for a comfortable pair of combat boots.

"The fuck are you two doing?" Rebuke asked his second and third in command respectively as he entered the room. Rebuke was a man with white spikey hair and silver eyes and tanned skin. He was currently wearing a black suit that was in complete contrast to his hair.

"Playing Resident Evil." Jorn said bluntly as if he was not wasting time playing a video game to his boss. Luckily Rebuff being the lowest rank in the room didn't feel like pushing their luck and quickly made up a bullshit excuse.

"What Jorn means to say is we are…training in the event that we ever have to save a zombie infested world." Rebuff explained smoothly. Jorn had to stop himself from gaping at the woman due to her amazing ability to lie on spot.

"Whatever, Pause the game." Rebuke said as he shook his head at their antics. Once they did the two stood and turned to their boss. Jorn crossed his arms and leaned on a walk while Rebuff held her hand to her hip.

"What's up boss, another mission?" Rebuff asked while raising an eyebrow. Rebuke nodded his head at her and tossed a file on a nearby table.

"Rebuff, you are in charge of things until it's over." Rebuff gaped as the second in command looked at his boss in confusion. "She's in charge, Jorn, because you are with me. We are going to monitor this world together." Rebuke explained before the black haired man could ask.

"Oh cool, I don't think that has been done before. Which world is it?" He asked as he and Rebuke began walking out of the room.

"We're going to the high school of the dead world. We are going to train someone there to help end the zombie apocalypse." Rebuke explained as they walked down the corridor.

"Ah so you want my help to train Takashi." Jorn nodded sagely.

"Actually I was thinking of Kohta Hirano." Hearing Jorn stop walking, Rebuke turned to see his lieutenant gaping at him.

"You must be joking."

"Personally I believe that if he had a stronger body…" Rebuke began as Jorn shook his head.

"Even then, Takashi has better leadership skills. I think you should take my advice on this one considering…" Jorn trailed off uncomfortably.

"…Considering what?" Rebuke asked as he narrowed his eyes.

"Listen Boss…" Rebuke frowned. Jorn only called him that when he was nervous. "Your fighting style consists of summoning and commanding your summon. Mine integrates more with artillery and hand to hand, which is what these kids will be using. I think I have a better idea of who should be trained."

"Ah, but Jorn you forget. What I lack here." Reborn pointed to his bicep. "I more than ten times make up here." Rebuke finished as he pointed at his head. Jorn still looked unsure. "How about a bet then? You train Takashi your way and I'll train Kohta my way. When we finish we can dump them in their world and let them settle it."

"Rebuke! You know what happened last time we bet! A planet literally disintegrated!" Jorn shouted out making Rebuke shrug.

"Sponge-bob had it coming." Rebuke said bluntly. "Anyway deal?" Jorn frowned as he stared at the hand.

"What are the stakes?"

"…Loser Gangnam styles across a mine field?" Rebuff offered making Jorn smirk.

"Deal!" Jorn agreed as the two walked away from each other. "Funny I can't help but think that I'm forgetting something important…"

-Later: Outside of the high school-

Takashi and his friends we're running through the crowd of zombies, hoping to reach the school bus when the unthinkable happened.

*CRASH*

Time froze and two figures seemingly blew out of thin hair. One with blinding white hair the other with two different colored eyes. Looking around Takashi saw that all of his friends and the zombies were frozen in place.

"The fuck is going on!" Turning around Takashi saw that his overweight companion could still move about freely. Kohta walked next to Takashi as the two men appeared in front of them.

"Listen, I'm not going to waste time explaining too much." Jorn began as he glared at the two. "Do you want to end this zombie outbreak even at the cost of your life?" Takashi, although still confused, nodded his head in determination.

"And are you willing to become a monster in order to protect those closest to you?" Rebuke questioned to them, but both teens couldn't help but feel as if the question was directed towards Kohta. Kohta nodded his head nervously. "We'll train you two individually for one year and bring you back here to this exact spot. You need to work together to end this hell as fast as possible. If you don't…"

"W-what?" Kohta stuttered out.

"All life WILL end." Jorn finished bluntly.

"How we trust you?" Takashi demanded.

"You do or die." Rebuke said bluntly as Jorn aimed a black .44 magnum revolver.

"Also, I have a gun…" Jorn deadpanned as he aimed at them. Both heard a click as the man glared at them. "And now the safety is off." Both boys paled as Rebuke rolled his eyes.

"He completely stole that shit from Shepard. (1)" Rebuke thought annoyed before grabbing the back of Kohta's collar. "Let's go we don't have all day." Rebuke said as they both faded away, Jorn and Takashi mimicked their actions.

-Later Jorn's Boot Camp-

At a camp in a random jungle, Takashi paled as he watched Jorn pace back and forth in front of him.

"ALRIGHT MAGGOT LISTEN UP!" Jorn shouted as he invaded the teen's personal space and glared right in to his eyes. "Jorn's about to teach you the pecking order!" He shouted at the teen. "It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, my shit, Rebuke, and then me! (An: Say what!?) Any questions!" Takashi stuttered slightly and raised his hand.

"Just O-one" Jorn quickly pulled out his magnum and twirled it in his hand before aiming at the boy's leg.

*CRACK*

"AH shit! Fuck! Why would you do that!?" Takashi shouted as he rolled on the ground.

"Walk it off you pathetic excuse for a shit stain!" Jorn then tossed a knife next to the boy's face. "I want to see you at the other end of this forest by night fall!" Takashi turned to the sky in pain and noticed that it was already sunset.

"It's almost sunset!"

"Then you better get moving!" Jorn shouted at the downed boy. "I don't hear you moving!"

"B-but my leg…"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOOOU" Takashi began trying to crawl away frantically. Jorn sighed as he turned away. "This boy is going to be great! Rebuke doesn't stand a chance…but what am I forgetting?"

-Private X7 Laboratory-

What the second in command forgot was that Rebuke was a mother fucking cheater. Kohta was strapped down to a table when Rebuke walked in with a silver case that had an umbrella symbol on it. Rebuke set the case down and grinned at the boy.

"W-what's in the case?" Kohta asked fearfully.

"I for sure thought a gamer like you would recognize something from the umbrella corporation…" Rebuke said in mock pity as he pulled out a syringe filled with an orange liquid.

"But that's just a game!" Rebuke shook his head at the boy as needle was placed on the boy's neck.

"One's fiction is another's reality and all that. Fun fact: you are a manga and anime character." Rebuke grinned before injecting the boy. "This is a variant of the zombie virus in your world. Try to overcome its influences…or I will kill you, bring you back, and do it again until you have it figured out."

"AHHHH!"

"Quit being such a bitch!"

-One year later: Outside of the High School.-

"We have to make it to the bus!" Rei said to Takashi as the group ran through the crowd. Suddenly both he and Kohta fell to the ground in pain. The girls watch in horror as they were suddenly swarmed by zombies. "Takashi no!"

*BAM*

The group watched the confusion as one of the zombies stumbled back with its arm blown off.

Bronze Trophy Unlocked: My first Kill! (Be the first to kill a zombie)

+100 points to Takashi

They watched in confusion as the rest of the zombies were blown back by what appeared to be a black blur.

Bronze Trophy Unlocked: M-m-multi kill! (Kill more than one zombie at a time.)

+100 points to Kohta

"You girls get to the bus we will clean things up here." Now that the girls could get a clear view at the two they openly gaped at what they saw.

Takashi's muscles had become more refined and he looked to be an inch or two taller. He was wearing a grey tank top with a green bullet proof vest. He had on a pair of gray-camo cargo pants with knee guards and a pair of gray sneakers. His hair was slightly longer and he had a messy pony-tail. Also he had a vertical scar on his right eye. In his hands was a Drake Shotgun and he had two magnums strapped to his legs along with a sliver hunting knife on the right leg. Suddenly the blur of black stopped next to him and they saw a thin blacked haired teen.

"You clean up well Takashi." The Teen said in monotone making Takashi bark out a laugh.

"Like you're one to talk Kohta!" Kohta was wearing a black tank top and black cargo pants along with a pair of black combat boots. He had on a long black trench coat and a pair of black gloves. Kohta also had on a pair of black shades and his hair was neater and pushed more back but still retained some of its former spikiness. He had two silver revolvers strapped to his hips.

"Hmph." Kohta began walking towards more zombies. Suddenly stopping he turned towards Takashi and smirked. "Think you can keep up?" Takashi grinned as his friend this appeared in a blur.

-In the white room-

Jorn gaped at a smirking Rebuke with his right eye twitching.

"You're a fucking cheater!" Jorn shouted while Rebuke looked at him innocently.

"Who me? I don't know what you mean, now excuse me while I go set up a minefield for you." Rebuke left and closed the door behind him. Jorn growled as he could hear Rebuff cackling down the hallway.

PAUSE

1. Read 117jorn's Mass effect fic for the reference.

And there you only one more until polls I'm so anxious to see which of my plot bunnies will be my next story.

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~RebukeX7