Disclaimer: I don't own HARRY POTTER! If I did, all this would be happening in the books.
A/N: I want to send out hugs to my BFFs. Luv y'all!
There is author (and BFFs) insertion. BUT WE ARE NOT MARY SUES. We're just there. You'll know us when you see us.
NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!
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It was slightly cloudy with a chance of Malfoy ruining everyone's day. Harry Potter was off to a cliché start with his two best friends, Hermione and- wait, you should know this, let's fast forward-whirrrr, eeeee, chkchkchk,crrr, grr…!#$ remote!!- on the train. Ron was eating, Hermione was reading, and Harry was angsting. All was well. "So," Ron said "How do you guys think seventh year is going to go?" Harry sat there and Hermione turned the page of her book. "Me too." Ron said cheerily. Then they screeched to a stop and the first two wheels fell off the train.
"This is going to be a great year!" said Harry, who can change moods faster than you can spontaneously combust.
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"This is going to be a great year!" Said an enthusiastic, slightly hyper voice.
"Do you think they have T.V. at Hogwarts?" An equally enthusiastic voice asked.
"No they don't." Voice 1 stated sadly.
"Yes they do." Voice 2 said in an annoyingly intelligent tone.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"YES."
"NO!"
"YES!"
"THAT"S IT." Voice 3 shouted. Thunk. Thunk.
"Thank you." Voice 4 said calmly. "Oh, great, we missed a turn!"
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The food at Hogwarts, was, of course, perfect in every single aspect. The feast was probably the only good thing that was going to happen to the students this year. Ron, having obviously not lost his hunger after gorging himself on the train, ate everything in sight. Harry ate a lot, but not quite as much. Hermione rolled her eyes. Ginny and Luna were throwing things at the Slytherin table. Neville was beating Trevor when…
"Alright students," Dumbledore said, "I have a few announcements. Firstly, I'm glad to say that Muggle Studies will be a mandatory class." Groans from Slytherin. "It will be a great way to learn for everyone, I assure you. Secondly, we have a new teacher for said subject. Please welcome Ms. Garlic… er… I suppose she'll be here tomorrow." He said when no one stood. "Well, that is all. Enjoy your year!"
"I refuse!" Yelled Random Emo Second Year, standing up. "I will not enjoy my year!"
Dumbledore blinked and whispered something into Snape's ear.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
The students, who were merely watching, went back to talking amongst themselves.
The schedules were being handed out to all the Chibified- Student Peeps (yes, the fake marshmallows) when a horrified scream echoed through the walls. "Muggle Studies with Slytherins?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" For once, it was Hermione doing the horrified screaming. No one really cared, as they all were too busy reading their own schedules.
Well, at least we'll have each other. Harry thought. It was rather gay, actually, but at least he didn't say it out loud.
A/N: Well, I hope you liked it! Please review, flames are welcome. It's my first fic, I need to learn. Knowledge. KNOWLEDGE!!! Foams at mouth