Authors Note: The sinning begins. I'm getting back into writing and I need to reign in my smut skills again. I figure writing a chaptered fic featuring different elements of the sexy times, as well as different characters I'm not used to writing will help me improve gradually. If anyone would like to take the time to review this, I'd love some suggestions for characters/scenarios to be featured in future chapters! (Although I should note I'm not open to writing Cartman, or any of the shows adults in smutty scenes)


Her Highness, Seductress

The Princess huffed a frustrated sigh as she stared down at the busy courtyard from her tower. "It's so very dull being a Princess" she mused softly, weaving her fingers through her hair in boredom. Being the only child of the King of Kupa Keep the Princess had always been treated as a delicate little flower, to be admired by her people, though never to be among them. Apart from royal balls that is, in which she was treated as a decorative centerpiece among the King's Court.

However, there was one exception to this. Every seven days Kendra's father granted permission to go down to military training grounds, where she would observe her father's knights and warriors preparing for battle as a source of entertainment. Though the princess adored this brief freedom, with her visits came a sense of conflict. On one hand these experiences made her quite jealous, as future leader she too wanted to fight for her kingdom, contributing to a worthy cause while ensuring her citizens prosperity. On the other hand it was certainly the highlight of her week. She had such little to do between these visits (In her free time her "schedule", if you could call it that, largely consisted of pestering the servants, taking walks in her private garden, and pleasuring herself in her chambers) she found great enjoyment in simply being around so many other, unique people, let alone the excitement in watching them spar and hone their weapons. In fact, more often than not she ended up cursing this same excitement as it quickly provoked a string of indecent thoughts a lady of her status should not be having. Thoughts that caused her eyes to wonder and body to grow flushed with want.

With gazing at her father's men for hours being her only stimuli, it wasn't hard for Her Highness to come up with all sorts of risqué fantasies that would serve to entertain her at a later date. One of her favourites she had concocted was a scenario in which she joined them in the battlegrounds, showing off her spectacular fighting skills and leaving the men in awe. They would be impressed and more importantly, incredibly, undeniably aroused by her skill and elegance. Perhaps they would pursue her? Offer her trinkets or better yet, their own bare bodies for the taking? Perhaps some would seek to impress her as she had them, putting on a show of their own erotic skinship for her pleasure? (Oh, she'd simply adore seeing that blonde barbarian become putty in Feldspar's hands). She swallowed heavily, her bloomers growing tight at the thought. The princess exhaled shakily, growing uncomfortable in a variety of ways. This was getting ridiculous.

Princess Kendra knew she couldn't leave these desires unfulfilled; it just wasn't in her nature. And she had already had her fill of the willing servants she had managed to charm into her chambers, unbeknownst to the King of course. And the way she saw it, satisfying her needs and experiencing life outside the castle was well worth the risk of her father's rage and reputation. Kendra smirked at how unfitting her priorities were of a royal, in actuality the risk and sheer naughtiness of it all added to the thrill in her plans.

She giggled to herself, gazing down at her father's men once more before throwing in a flirtatious wink for good measure.

"Can't wait to get better acquainted with you boys"


Authors note: And there's the pro-log! I have another 4 chapters in mind (or rather another 4 pairings, and some vague scenarios planned) so far but we'll see what happens. As I mentioned I haven't written in several years, so I'd really appreciate some constructive criticism! Thanks for reading~