Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 2
Disclaimer: You know damn well
Begin!
"I will never die. I will never die, nor will I ever be beaten… but it appears my machine has run out of energy. Hahaha. Lucas… you have not won, just so you know."
The Pig King told Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney, as he pressed a button.
From seemingly out of nowhere, a sphere-shaped device with a pig snout imprint appeared. "I'll just duck into this "Absolutely Safe Capsule" for the time being. While I'm in there, no sort of attacks can harm me. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Yeah right. There's no such thing as Absolutely Safe", but there is, and this is it! The capsule I tricked Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns to make for me! Me! ME! All me! *cough, cough*" Porky Minch then sealed himself in the device.
Boney attacked it, and in just one bite, the Absolutely Safe Capsule cracked and broke into hundreds of shards. Porky laid there for 5 seconds, and then he got up and looked at the scraps of his device. "You've… got to be… KIDDING!" he shouted. He then pulled a communication device, activated it, and set in on the ground. A hologram of Dr. Andonuts appeared. "Greetings, King Porky. What seems to be the problem?" he asked, completely oblivious to the Pig King's anger.
"My problem is that it appears you can't build shit right!" shouted the Pig King. "I'm not sure what you mean." said the professor. "Don't know what I- look! Does that look "Absolutely Safe" to you?!" Only then did Andonuts notice the thousands of fragments on the ground. "…Oh, yes. Well, uh… I kind of thought once you said it was invincible, they would just give up, and leave you in there." Porky made a facepalm, and then looked at the doctor again. "Was that part of the game? No. It wasn't."
"Um, King P., you just broke the 4th wall." Porky facepalmed again, and then said, "I did it before, didn't I? Did you think I wouldn't fucking do it again?" "HEY! You're not supposed to- wait, again?" said Duster. Porky looked at them all surprised, and asked, "Does no one remember the first Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule? It was the very first fanfic created by Master Porky Minch." All of them looked at Porky as if he had sniffed a little to much cocaine.
"OK, you know what? I can't do this anymore. I'm going to get some ice cream." said Porky as he began to walk off. But before he could walk to the ladder, he accidentally tripped over one of the parts of the so called "Absolutely Safe Capsule", and fell face down on the ground. He tried to get up, but he threw out his back trying.
"*sigh*… A little help, please?"
I enjoyed creating the first Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule so much, I decided to start making an entire series about it. More will come. I will not promise you anything about when they will be released. I already have a few plans for more fanfics, so it may take me some time to decide which one will be the upcoming or possibly not upcoming Not So Good Absolutely Safe Capsule 3.
Q: Out of all characters in the Mother series, my 2 favorite would have to be Porky (In case the name didn't tell you). There's just so much mystery to him altogether. What were his ambitions, did he know about his fate, and does he think of it as Heaven or Hell? With that being said, what is your favorite Mother character? Tell me in your reviews.