"BANANAS 'R US"
Disclaimer: I don't own the charecters
A/N: This is for yayme2012's challenge, its ridiculous
B POV
I pulled the mail out of the mail box and saw a flyer for a new place opening up in downtown Forks.
Forks has a downtown?
BANANAS 'R US
Your one stop shop for all your banana needs…
And we mean ALL
"Wow that sounds great maybe I should go there and get something for Eddy-poo-poo for (insert random holiday such as earth day). I just love talking out loud to myself, cuz I'm so insecure that I just need everyone to hear my every thought!"
Later…
"La la la la," Bella sings attracting stares from scared passer-bys.
"Is she ok?" Says random passer-by 1(RPB1)
"I don't know, RPB1, maybe we should call chief swan and tell him his daughter is singing." Whispered random passer-by 2(RPB2).
"Yes singing is bad, just like dancing, the people in footloose were totally right! Dancing is a sin, and so is singing!" screamed RPB1, who also attracted scared stares from RPB3, 7,8,11&16.
Even later…I had finally arrived at BANANAS 'R US, when I stopped dead in my tracks. There standing in front of the store was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen.
His curved yellow body seemed to go on for miles; I salivated at the thought of running my tongue all the way down the expanse of his cool hard rind. He looked straight at me and my breath caught in my throat, and the world shifted. He was so gorgeous I couldn't even remember the name of a certain vampire lover of mine, something-poo-poo…
I walked up to the gorgeous yellow banana and took his hand in mine. I must make you mine, my banana love, we are meant for each other; I cannot live with out you.
I saw his lips move but I could not make out what "nana" was saying, he was a banana after all and bananas can't talk. But the connection we had did not need words. I nodded in understanding; I knew exactly what he was saying even if I could not hear the words.
It was "I love you."
Banana POVI turned to see an average looking girl walking towards me with a slightly scary grin plastered across her face. I had been getting weird looks all day, I mean I was wearing a banana suit for god sakes, but this was different and I was frightened.
The girl came up and starting calling me "nana", like short for banana, and confessing her love for me. I told her over and over I was just a guy in a banana suit, not an actual banana but I'm pretty sure she didn't hear me she just nodded over and over again with a goofy grin on her face.
Then she jumped onto my back and started licking my banana suit, which was the last straw. I ran inside BANANAS 'R US.
"Bert, I'm done with this job, I quit, $8 and hour is not worth it to be attacked by crazy banana loving vamp-girls, now call security and help me get this banana fiend off of me!"