Fluffy2044 (aka…me): ok, I don't own FAKE. I wish I did but I don't. I have the anime and I have the books. All of them. And now I wish I had Like, Like, Love. But anyway, I'm sort of new at writing. And I like messing with point of views so. Grin and bear it. Oh and it's also male on male. But I think if you were reading FAKE you would know that already.

New York 27th predicate

It's a warm summer day in New York City. The first shift of the police department was about to end. Dee Laytner couldn't be happier! After today he got a whole week off from work. Seven full days, with no chief, no Berkley Rose, and no JJ! But if that wasn't enough he got to spend seven days with Randy Roy McLean on a nice cruise to the Bahamas. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Ryo's point of view

While Dee was happily sitting at his desk doing nothing I was doing the last bit of my paper work so I didn't have to worry about it over our vacation. I couldn't seem to concentrate. I kept glancing up at Dee. He's obnoxious and loud. That's a couple of things I love about him. I think that's what drew me to him. I'm so opposite. I never really know what's going to happen with him next. It's been three years since I met him.

Flashback (wheeeeeeee)

I was standing outside the chief's office or what I hoped was the chief office. When I opened the door I hear "YOU IDIOT!" I thought he was screaming at me, but he was really screaming at the black haired man that didn't really seem to care that he was being yelled at. "How many times do I have to scream this into your freaking ears before it sinks into your sad excuse for a brain! Are you even paying attention? Darn it Dee!" screamed the chief.

The man just stood there like he's heard this speech a hundred times before "yeah I'm listening."

I just say "urhh, excuse me"

The chief looks over like he could care less. "Huh? What the heck do you want!"

I just look professional and salute and say "my name is Randy McLean, sir. I've been assigned to your investigative unit as of today."

"A never recruit huh? Yeah…now that you mention it I do recall something about somebody coming in today." Said the chief, looking like he really forgot.

The man tried the sneak away but was caught by the chief "stop right there, Dee!"

"Well you're obviously a bit busy. So I thought it would be in your best interest if I returned to my investigatory duties, sir. And…" he said

"You're not going anywhere!" the chief said "hey rookie!"

I just said "it's Randy, sir"

"Alright Randy, meet your new partner. Ask him to show you the ropes." The chief smirked

We were walking down the hall when he said ," The name's Dee Laytner, call me Dee."

So Dee was his name. "I'm Randy McLean nice to meet you." He just stared at me and then he moved closer to me. To close for comfort. "Hey you got some Japanese in you or something?"

I just started back at him "ur...urmm…yeah. Actually I do."

"What's your Japanese name?

"Huh?" I just kept staring back at him

"You do have one don't you?"

"Uh-yeah it's Ryo."

"Ryo, huh? Would you take offence if I were to call you Ryo from now on?"

"Uh. No not really."

"Fine then I'll call you Ryo from now on."

End flashback

Then about 2 years later I finally admitted to myself that I was gay, or at least bi. I

haven't been attracted to a woman for a while. So I'm not really sure. I remember when I said "I love you" for the first time to Dee. I'm still nervous about showing my affection to much in public. But I'm slowly becoming more open. I could see the look on my families face when they find out I'm gay. If I didn't like me then they would hate me now. (In my story Roy's family are assholes except for Aunt Elena and her husband. And he's a rich dude even if he doesn't use the money usually. It's this way because I said so.)

But I still can't believe that I let Dee talk me into going on a cruise. I can only guess what his perverted mind is thinking. But at least he agrees to let Bikky and Carol come too. With the exception that they get there own room across the hall on the A deck. A part of me is glad that they have there own room. Even if it dose cost extra, but it's not like that matters much. It'll be nice to spend some "time" alone with Dee. On the other hand I really don't want to know what he has planed. That pervert.

Regular view

Dee noticed Ryo was just staring at his paper and his eyes were just looking at the same spot and a blush was slowly creeping onto his face.

"Yo, Dee." Drake said entering Dee's and Ryo's office "your shift's up, and now you get to spend a whole week on a fucking cruise. Lucky bastard." Glaring at Dee, who was grinning.

"It's not my fault the chief is letting Roy and I have a week!" Dee said with a smirk.

Suddenly Dee felt something. Something like the pure adrenalin rush you feel in a horror movie right before someone is killed. And Dee was scared…

"DEE!" running could be heard.

"Dear god no!" Dee said like he was about to die

"DEE!" JJ said running in and hugging Dee.

"JJ GET THE FUCK OFF ME" Dee screamed

"You don't mean that!" JJ cried

"JJ, Dee asked you to get off of him" Ryo said coming back to reality, with a hint of jealousy in his voice

inner Roy: GET YOU HANDS OF MY MAN!—(although that's very unlikely)

"Ryo…" Dee said. He was so happy Ryo wasn't thinking this was his fault and he was telling JJ to get off of him.

Slowly JJ let go. Once Dee was free he jumped into Ryo's lap. Not only scaring Ryo but shocking him so he didn't really register that Dee was on him lap.

JJ was about to cry "Dee how could you betray me? After all we've been through!" JJ finally broke down and cried.

"We haven't been through anything! I'm with Ryo not you!" Dee said snuggling into Ryo's lap. Ryo just sat there blushing.

"You're mean" screamed JJ and ran from the room

"Dee, couldn't you have been nicer?" Asked Ryo, starting to feel the heat of his blush.

"No I couldn't Ryo. Held never get it otherwise."

"…. you get off of me?" Blushing harder from the stare drake was giving them before he left the room.

"I don't think I want too" Dee smirked

"Please! We're off duty, we can leave."

"But then we're going home where the house apes will be!" whined Dee

"You know we leave tomorrow. You probably have something planed so we would be alone"

"I didn't actually, but I will by tomorrow. Thanks for reminding me."

"Damn…"

Dee smiled and got off of Ryo. "Come on lets go."

"oh-alright" Ryo said shocked at the sudden change in Dee.