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| Date: | 11/23/00 1:48:10 PM Eastern Standard Time |
| From: | RaeLiv |
| To: | laurenbieler@core.com |
A Turkey Day Fic The end
Quatre sighed happily as he looked around the dining room. Everything was in place: the fine china was out, the nice linen tablecloth perfectly draped across the table, and the sterling silver silverware was arranged. Even the napkins had been folded into those cute little oragami shapes, complements of Rashid. Now all that was missing was the guests! He hurried towards the door as the doorbell rang.
Quatre: Morpha! Blue Fire! Shini! Hi!
BF: Woah, calm down, Q! You're acting like a little kid with a new toy!
Quatre: (blushes) well, it's been a long time since I had a nice Thanksgiving, what with the war and all....come in! Everythings set up!
He led them into the dining room. The rest of the G-boys had wandered in while he was at the door.
Duo: (looking at the china) What's with all the fancy stuff?
Quatre: (glowing with happiness) Today is going to be perfect! We just need tp get the food out here...
Morpha: I'll go see what's happening in the kitchen.
Blue Fire: (dashes after her) Wait up! Don't you dare TOUCH any eggs!
Trowa: (calmly juggling crystal glasses)
Duo: (starts making faces into the spoons) Hey, check it out! Hahah!
Heero: (examining napkins)......these look like Gundams....
Wufei: What a dishonorable holiday this is! It's only redeeming factor is that it has mashers!
Quatre: (suddenly realizes WHO is at dinner with him) Erm...maybe we should just use normal plates....
Suddenly, a scream is heard from the kitchen. Morpha comes running out, holding....a feather duster?
Morpha: NO!!!!!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL MY FRIEND!!!!!
Blue Fire: Morpha. It's a freakin TURKEY. What did you THINK we were gonna eat?
Morpha: But...but...this is a LIVE turkey! Q-kun! Don't let them KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: (sweatdrop) Ah....but Morpha, then we won't have a main course....
Wufei: Hmph! Dishonorable onna!
Morpha: (watery eyes) Q-kun....onegai????? Please?????
Quatre: (sighs) Okay. But, now what are we going to eat?
Duo and Shini: PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre; (eye starts twitching)
Blue Fire: I want pepperoni.
Wufei: Hmph. I will only eat honorable mashers.
Quatre continues to twitch as they call the pizza place. So much for a traditional Thanksgiving.....
Later:
Morpha: (feeding turkey) Would you like some more, Mr. Gobbles?
Mr. Gobbles: Gobble!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: (eating mashers) Now THIS is honorable food!
Heero: (quietly sticks a bun onto Wufei's ponytail)
Shini and Duo :(laugh at Wufei, who dosen't know what's going on)
Trowa: (keeps juggling, but is now using an empty pizza box, a chair, and knives)
Blue Fire: (pours gravy on Wufei's head)
Wufei: ONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: (sits back and watches Wufei chase everyone while Trowa juggles and Morpha feeds the turkey) Actually....this IS a perfect Thanksgiving.....
Ok, I wrote this in like tenm minutes, so, uh....be kind.In case you coulnd't tell, it refers to several of Morpha's stories.