A/N: HP and Co. Doesn't belong to me
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Hermione: *is studying when she realizes her scissors are missing again* Oh dammit, I bet Ron has them again, lets just hope he hasn't stabbed anyone yet. *goes to Gryffindor Common Room*
Harry: *laying on the couch* I'm so depressed, I could kill myself...
Ron: heh heh... What? Did Cho turn you down again?
Harry: *sob* fifth time this week... Ron would you do the honors? *holds out scissors*
Hermione: *rushes in* Harry! So it was you!
Ron: Do the honors of what? *although he knows what*
Harry: Just kill me now. *holds out scissors again*
Hermione: *intercepts Ron's grabbing of the scissors* Harry! You know he's likely to kill someone!
Ron: *mutters insanely* duck tape is your friend...
Harry: yes, and I was hoping it would be me
Ron: KILL!!!! *laughs evilly*
Hermione: *ignores Ron completely* Harry, why in the world do you want to die? *realizes something* Harry did you ask Cho out again?
Harry: *sniffle* Yes.... *starts to cry and bury's his head in Hermione's chest sobbing loudly*
Ron: Lucky bastard!
Hermione: *looks disgusted and raises a hand slowly to pat harry on the head* Its... umm... okay harry...
Ron: *singing* Take me to Georgia, Saint Louis!!
Hermione: *exasperated, she pushes Harry onto the couch*
Harry: MmmmRRRrrrrGH! getting a little bit frisky there?
Hermione: umm...
Ron: *screams girlishly* OH MY GOD!! THOSE PIGEONS!!!
Hermione: THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DUMBLEDORE AND HAVING YOU BOTH LOCKED UP!
Harry: As long as they kill me.... *sighs dramatically*
Ron: NOOOOO! *dives down to Hermione's feet* Please, oh wise Hermione, lock HIM *glares at Harry, who is staring longingly at the scissors* up!
Harry: *pays no attention and begins speaking in broken french* Ah... l'amour, l'amour, il est un triste "emotion"... quel est la "reason", nous "must feel this way"... Mais oui, je crois j'aime Cho!
Hermione: Did he just say: 'Oh Love, love, it is a crying emotion, what is the reason we must feel this way, i believe I love Cho'?
Ron: *rolls his head back smiling insanely* How should I know? I'm just mad *laughs evilly*
Hermione: *backs away nervously*
Harry: *continues to speak in broken french* J'ai faime pour l'amour de Cho!
Hermione: Did he just say: 'I am hungry for the love of Cho'?
Ron: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hermione: I swear, if all men are like this I am becoming a lesbian.
Ron: *looks at Hermione* Oh would you? Please? For me?
Hermione: *looks repulsed* NO! Of course not! I was just saying that you two are insane!
Ron: *mutters* Spoil sport!
Harry: Oh cruel fated world! Why? Why? *yells dramatically* WHY! *breaks down into tears*
Ron: *sits next to Harry and slides an arm around him*
Hermione: *snatches the Daily Prophet, and wacks Ron over the head with it* Stay away from him!
Ron: MMmmmmRRRRRGH! You are getting frisky! Do I have to tie you down?
Hermione: NO!
Ron: Need a spanking? *slides his arm around her waist*
Hermione: RON! Get your hand off my arse!! *slaps Ron*
*Ginny walks down the steps rubbing her eyes*
Ginny: Can't a girl get some sleep?
Ron: *removes his hand from Hermione's "arse"* Why, HELLO! Dear sister!
Ginny: Save it, Ron, you need your meds.
Hermione: THANK GOD! SOMEONE SANE!
Ginny: What happened?
Hermione: Oh nothing, just your brother tried to kill Harry--
Ginny: Oh MY GOD! HARRY!!! *flings her arms around Harry*
Harry: mmmmffffphhh!!! Ge'roff!
Ginny: *cuddles him*
Harry: *gasps for air* Heeeelp!
Hermione: And Harry tried to kill himself...
Ginny: OH MY GOD! You poor baby! Listen, Harry, all I need is a polyjuice potion, and I can be Cho!
Harry: *sighs dramatically* But... It won't be the same....
Ginny: Yes it will...
Ron: Until it wears off. Imagine, Cho with red hair...
Harry: RRRRrrrr *purrr*
Hermione: Oh no... Okay... You two are creeping me out. Ginny?
Ginny: *is playing with Harry's hair and giggling* mmmm?
Hermione: Ginny!! *getting annoyed*
Ginny: *looks up from Harry who is looking at Ron, his eyes beseeching Ron to remove Ginny from his side* mmm?
Ron: *is playing with the scissors*
Hermione: Nevermind *grabs Harry's hand, and Ron's hand, and drags them to Dumbledore's office*
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A/N: So... how did yah like this one? I'm gonna try to turn some of these into short stories when I have the time, I dunno, for now, I'm just going to capture my idea's like this. Thanks... Please review, and don't flame me *hides*
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Hermione: *is studying when she realizes her scissors are missing again* Oh dammit, I bet Ron has them again, lets just hope he hasn't stabbed anyone yet. *goes to Gryffindor Common Room*
Harry: *laying on the couch* I'm so depressed, I could kill myself...
Ron: heh heh... What? Did Cho turn you down again?
Harry: *sob* fifth time this week... Ron would you do the honors? *holds out scissors*
Hermione: *rushes in* Harry! So it was you!
Ron: Do the honors of what? *although he knows what*
Harry: Just kill me now. *holds out scissors again*
Hermione: *intercepts Ron's grabbing of the scissors* Harry! You know he's likely to kill someone!
Ron: *mutters insanely* duck tape is your friend...
Harry: yes, and I was hoping it would be me
Ron: KILL!!!! *laughs evilly*
Hermione: *ignores Ron completely* Harry, why in the world do you want to die? *realizes something* Harry did you ask Cho out again?
Harry: *sniffle* Yes.... *starts to cry and bury's his head in Hermione's chest sobbing loudly*
Ron: Lucky bastard!
Hermione: *looks disgusted and raises a hand slowly to pat harry on the head* Its... umm... okay harry...
Ron: *singing* Take me to Georgia, Saint Louis!!
Hermione: *exasperated, she pushes Harry onto the couch*
Harry: MmmmRRRrrrrGH! getting a little bit frisky there?
Hermione: umm...
Ron: *screams girlishly* OH MY GOD!! THOSE PIGEONS!!!
Hermione: THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING YOU BOTH TO DUMBLEDORE AND HAVING YOU BOTH LOCKED UP!
Harry: As long as they kill me.... *sighs dramatically*
Ron: NOOOOO! *dives down to Hermione's feet* Please, oh wise Hermione, lock HIM *glares at Harry, who is staring longingly at the scissors* up!
Harry: *pays no attention and begins speaking in broken french* Ah... l'amour, l'amour, il est un triste "emotion"... quel est la "reason", nous "must feel this way"... Mais oui, je crois j'aime Cho!
Hermione: Did he just say: 'Oh Love, love, it is a crying emotion, what is the reason we must feel this way, i believe I love Cho'?
Ron: *rolls his head back smiling insanely* How should I know? I'm just mad *laughs evilly*
Hermione: *backs away nervously*
Harry: *continues to speak in broken french* J'ai faime pour l'amour de Cho!
Hermione: Did he just say: 'I am hungry for the love of Cho'?
Ron: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hermione: I swear, if all men are like this I am becoming a lesbian.
Ron: *looks at Hermione* Oh would you? Please? For me?
Hermione: *looks repulsed* NO! Of course not! I was just saying that you two are insane!
Ron: *mutters* Spoil sport!
Harry: Oh cruel fated world! Why? Why? *yells dramatically* WHY! *breaks down into tears*
Ron: *sits next to Harry and slides an arm around him*
Hermione: *snatches the Daily Prophet, and wacks Ron over the head with it* Stay away from him!
Ron: MMmmmmRRRRRGH! You are getting frisky! Do I have to tie you down?
Hermione: NO!
Ron: Need a spanking? *slides his arm around her waist*
Hermione: RON! Get your hand off my arse!! *slaps Ron*
*Ginny walks down the steps rubbing her eyes*
Ginny: Can't a girl get some sleep?
Ron: *removes his hand from Hermione's "arse"* Why, HELLO! Dear sister!
Ginny: Save it, Ron, you need your meds.
Hermione: THANK GOD! SOMEONE SANE!
Ginny: What happened?
Hermione: Oh nothing, just your brother tried to kill Harry--
Ginny: Oh MY GOD! HARRY!!! *flings her arms around Harry*
Harry: mmmmffffphhh!!! Ge'roff!
Ginny: *cuddles him*
Harry: *gasps for air* Heeeelp!
Hermione: And Harry tried to kill himself...
Ginny: OH MY GOD! You poor baby! Listen, Harry, all I need is a polyjuice potion, and I can be Cho!
Harry: *sighs dramatically* But... It won't be the same....
Ginny: Yes it will...
Ron: Until it wears off. Imagine, Cho with red hair...
Harry: RRRRrrrr *purrr*
Hermione: Oh no... Okay... You two are creeping me out. Ginny?
Ginny: *is playing with Harry's hair and giggling* mmmm?
Hermione: Ginny!! *getting annoyed*
Ginny: *looks up from Harry who is looking at Ron, his eyes beseeching Ron to remove Ginny from his side* mmm?
Ron: *is playing with the scissors*
Hermione: Nevermind *grabs Harry's hand, and Ron's hand, and drags them to Dumbledore's office*
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A/N: So... how did yah like this one? I'm gonna try to turn some of these into short stories when I have the time, I dunno, for now, I'm just going to capture my idea's like this. Thanks... Please review, and don't flame me *hides*