Ask Me: Zara Orion Padfoot Black

Summary: Zara Orion Padfoot Black, daughter of Sirius and Joy Black, best friends with Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger and Joey Lupin. One of the most sarcastic and least helpul witches ever to grace the wizarding world... and now she's decided to help out by opening an advice column.

A/N: Please, please write in with some letters for Miss Black, she would really appreciate it. This is a kind of fic where Zara will sort out the problems, pick one and then help out. Every chapter she will help with a new problem. ON WITH THE STORY!

Dear Zara
I need your help. Would I be able to pull off purple eye shadow with a blue tank top?
Parvati

Dear Pav
Does it look like I care? Honestly, get a life
Zara

Dear Zara
You are a pain in the arse. You don't give advice, you should take it. Why have you decided to help people? I'm your best friend.
Harry

Dear Harry
Oh you are so going down like the titanic.
Zara

Dear Zara
Zara, someone has taken my revision notes. I know, I know. We have only just started school again, but I need them.
Hermione

Chapter one: Case Of The Missing Notes

"Okay Hermione, we're gonna find your revision notes!" said Zara determined.

"Can I help?" asked Ron.

"Sure thing and you lot too." she said pointing at Joey and Harry

Ron ran upstairs and so did Harry, grabbing some brown robes and a magnifying glass.

The four friends changed and Ron handed Zara the magnifying glass.

"Right then, ma'am you sit back and take it easy. Me and my fellow detectives will sort this out." said Zara doffing her cap that she had on. "Come on guys."

The four headed out of the common room as Hermione fell back into a chair and wondered why she even bothered.

"Maybe we should split into groups?" suggested Joey

"Yeh okay. Me and Zara, you and Ron." said Harry, dragging Zara off towards the Charms corridor.

"Let's go to the Room of Requirement I know for a fact that some students are studing in there." said Ron running off in that direction

"I am Detective Black this is my parnter Mr.Annoy. We would like to question you on the dissapearance of Miss Hermione Jane Granger's revision notes." said Zara as she walked into Lily Potter's Charms classroom.

"Why am I Mr.Annoy. Everyone knows you annoy people more than I do." whined Harry.

"Don't whine it's bad for you...or something along those lines."

"Yeah, sure." said Harry rolling his eyes.

"What would we want with Hermionne's notes?" asked James

"Shut up Prongs, never speak without a lawyer. That's me." said Sirius "My client is wondering what he would do with Ms. Granger's notes?" he finished

"Well...um..he could...fail her because she couldn't revise." said Harry

"Well sorry to burst your bubble but no notes here." said Lily a smile on her face.

"Drat Mr. Annoy. Let's go back to the common room." said Zara, taking Harry by the arm and dragging him off to Gryffindor common room.

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"So here we are Lupin, outside said room." said Ron

"Okay Ron can you stop talking like that." sighed Joey

"No, sorry. You can go in first!". Ron said, he pushed Joey through the door.

Many heads turned as Joey fell into the room cursing.

"Put your hands up." said Ron, his wand was out.

Everyone slowly put their hands up. Ron may not be good at hexes but if it backfired it could be even worse.

Joey muttered something, and Herminones notes came into his hand.

"Hysteria." Joey whispered.

Justin Finch-Fletchly, came out of the crowd and started to talk hysterically. "I don't know why I took them, okay! I needed help! I was falling behing in my classes! You don't know what it's like!"

Justin was now clinging on to Ron's leg. Ron shook him off and ran, Joey was close behind.

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"You foundd them!" squealed Hermione as Ron handed her the notes. "You are brilliant!"

"All in a day's work ma'am." said Zara, as she headed off to bed.

"Night, guys." said Joey. "Come on Harry." he grabbed Harry's arm and dragged him away.

"Thanks again Ron." said Hermione.

She looked at him and quickly gave him a peck on the cheek before hurrying off to bed herself.

Ron flopped on to the couch and gave himself a mental note to thank Justin the next time he saw him. Oh and also to take the hysteria charm off him.

A/N: Chapter fin. Hoped you liked the new fic. Please review. MWAH!