Mario Meets Marn
My: Nate Goeman
Starring Mario As Mario!
Marn As Jew Hair!
Andu As Andu!
And Bob The Cat As Bob The Cat!
DISCLAIMER: i dont own any of these characters, thus i am not getting paid and I dont wanna get sued.
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It was a nice day. Mario had been with Peach for hours.
Peach: It's been such a lovely day.
Mario: I know. But when are we gonna.......
As Mario is about to say this his beeper goes off. He quickly shuts it off and ask's again. As he is about to say it again he beeper goes off. He is pissed off. He answers his beeper. The listing is under JEWHAIR. He calls the number. Marn answers.
Marn: Mario.........
Mario: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?!?!
Marn: I am Jewhair. It is my eighteenth birthday. I just finished dictator school. I plan to take over the world. iw as wondering...will you join me.
Mario: Mamma Fuckin Mia! No.....You wont take over the world.
Marn: WHAT!!!! This Is An outrage. They didnt call me the King of the Jews for no reason.
Mario: Umm, No one ever called you that. Jesus Christ was the king of jews!
Marn: You are wrong! I am always right. I am talking over the world and you cant stop me. If you will excuse me I have to go listen to Linkin Park and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Marn laughs evilly as he hangs up. Peach got into her black lingerie, Mario's favorite. Mario looked over at her.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
Peach: Lets go at it!
Mario: God Damn IT!
Mario thinks to himself. He then gets a smile on his face.
Mario: I am sorry, I cant do this right now. I have a date with toadstool.
Peach: That dirty Little Slut! She will pay!!
Peachs storms off as mario leaves for his long journey.
My: Nate Goeman
Starring Mario As Mario!
Marn As Jew Hair!
Andu As Andu!
And Bob The Cat As Bob The Cat!
DISCLAIMER: i dont own any of these characters, thus i am not getting paid and I dont wanna get sued.
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It was a nice day. Mario had been with Peach for hours.
Peach: It's been such a lovely day.
Mario: I know. But when are we gonna.......
As Mario is about to say this his beeper goes off. He quickly shuts it off and ask's again. As he is about to say it again he beeper goes off. He is pissed off. He answers his beeper. The listing is under JEWHAIR. He calls the number. Marn answers.
Marn: Mario.........
Mario: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?!?!
Marn: I am Jewhair. It is my eighteenth birthday. I just finished dictator school. I plan to take over the world. iw as wondering...will you join me.
Mario: Mamma Fuckin Mia! No.....You wont take over the world.
Marn: WHAT!!!! This Is An outrage. They didnt call me the King of the Jews for no reason.
Mario: Umm, No one ever called you that. Jesus Christ was the king of jews!
Marn: You are wrong! I am always right. I am talking over the world and you cant stop me. If you will excuse me I have to go listen to Linkin Park and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Marn laughs evilly as he hangs up. Peach got into her black lingerie, Mario's favorite. Mario looked over at her.
Mario: Mamma Mia!
Peach: Lets go at it!
Mario: God Damn IT!
Mario thinks to himself. He then gets a smile on his face.
Mario: I am sorry, I cant do this right now. I have a date with toadstool.
Peach: That dirty Little Slut! She will pay!!
Peachs storms off as mario leaves for his long journey.