~~~~~~~~~~Why Lucy Can't Have Alcohol~~~~~~~~~~~
Ever since the first day I saw Lucy, I wondered the question: Why can't Lucy have alcohol? Natsu told me some crazy story about her when she drunk alcohol, but apparently, she only had 3 shots. I want to see why she can't drink 2 whole beers. Because, whenever she steps into the guild, she orders a strawberry milkshake, unlike almost all of us, who order some kind of vodka or cocktail. Sometimes even rum. So, for once, me and Flamebrain are gonna team up: Why can't Lucy have alcohol. Eventually, the whole guild got into the plan, even Laxus…Even GILDARTS! Master, too! So, Gramps was gonna announce to everyone that we were gonna have a potluck tonight. Lucy, of course, was probably going to order a strawberry milkshake. Or water. If she ordered water, Mira would just give her vodka, if she ordered a strawberry milkshake, she would place a large amount of beer in there. Tonight, we were finally gonna see what Lucy + alcohol was like.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that Night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was it! Lucy walked into the guild, and ordered a water. Mira gave her the glass of vodka, and Lucy immediately started gulping it down. Wait. Not that fast. What. NUH! If she keeps going like that, she'll be better than Cana!
"Wow," she said drowsily," that was some good water. More!"
Everybody stared at her, mouth agape. She didn't even notice us there. Then, the alcohol started to kick in. She got up from her stool, next to me. She rose up, her feet barley keeping her up, and she walked into the center of the room. Everyone one watched the show. She started dancing like a noodle. Wat. Then, she pointed to me. Then Natsu. She then said," You two! Flameboy, Iceprincess, tag team me! I will make sure you will be dust~!" When she said that, Natsu and I looked at each other confused. She summoned Leo. Leo seemed to understand the situation, because the glass in her hand. He then said," You FOOLS!" And, he looked at us like he was gonna kill us, and we just looked away. He then shouted," YOU FORGOT TO INVITE ME TO DRUNK LUCY! HAYYYYYY!" He then jumped into Lucy's arms, and cuddled up into her chest, and said," I love you baby~!" She then, dropped him to the ground, put a hand up to her chest and said," I am sorry, honey, but I have found another!" "But who?!" She then pointed a finger to Natsu, and scooped him up in her arms. The Gajeel said," GIHIHI! NATSU X BUNNY GIRL!" Then, Lucy dropped Natsu on the ground, and Leo whispered to him," Now you feel the pain," and Lucy turned her head slowly towards Gajeel, mouth agape. Gajeel thought 'Oh, fuck no, I've angered bunny….' She then said," I-I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG~! I REALLY AM A BUNNY!" With that, she started hopping out the guild door, and Laxus said," Uh, shouldn't someone go get her? I mean she is drunk…" Then, Natsu and Leo ran out the door like crazy people.