Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Dora the Explorer
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A five-year-old Itachi gleefully ripped the wrapping paper off his birthday gift. His parents watched on happily, hoping that their present was a good one. The shouts of happiness coming from the small child clued them in on how happy he was with his new toy.
"Mommy, Daddy, thankyouthankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!!!!" the small soon-to-be shinobi cried out as he hugged his parents around the legs with one arm, gripping his new Dora the Explorer© doll with the other. The boy was ecstatic! He had a new best friend! Giggling with happiness, he squeezed the dolls hand, elicting a cry of 'Te amo means I love you!". Itachi stood up, and bolted off in the way most kids do, dragging his doll with him.
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(TWO WEEKS LATER)
Itachi was sitting with his Dora doll in one hand, and a juice box in another. Seeing how his parents weren't around, he squeezed his doll's hand, causing it to say "Hola, Itachi! Can you say El genocidio es una cosa alegre?"
The boy smiled, before repeating after the doll in a cheery voice. He bounced to his feet, eager to show off his new phrase to his parents.
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(A FEW MONTHS LATER)
"Itachi, Itachi? Please speak to me!" Itachi's mother, Mitoko, pleaded to her son, who had said nothing but Spanish phrases for the past week. She hoped it was just a phase, but it was starting to scare her.
"Bañarse en la sangre de los inocentes" the boy said monotonously, his eyes dull and vacant. "Nuestros pecados debe ser purificado en el fuego del infierno."
Mitoko quickly sent out word to a local psychologist, and threw away the Dora doll that had caused all this.
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(TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE UCHIHA MASSACRE)
Itachi wandered through the halls of the underground Uchiha Secret Lair of Doom, looking for the book that would show him how to unlock his full potential. Finally finding it, he read through, only to discover that he had to kill his best friend to gain his Mangekyo. Reaching into his kunai pouch, he pulled out a dirty Dora doll that he had scavenged from the trash all those years ago. Tears came to his eyes, as he squeezed the dolls hand. A sputtered noise came out, and Itachi could barely make out the faint "Matar a sus familiares, y bautizar a sus pecados en su sangre." Nodding, Itachi replied "Your wish shall be granted, mejor amigo." And with one swift slash of his kunai, the Dora dolls head fell to the floor, and Itachi's eyes warped into the Mangekyo Sharingan. Wiping his tears away, he walked out of the lair.
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(END OF THE UCHIHA MASSACRE)
As Sasuke slumped to the ground, unconscious, Itachi wiped his blade free of blood. He swiftly moved out of the village, and as he left, he could swear he heard a quiet 'bien hecho' on the wind. Smiling, he went out into the dark of night, knowing that the Dora doll could rest in peace.
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If you don't know what any of those phrases meant, or notice any mistakes in Spanish, just know that I used google translator for this. Also, Satanic Dora dolls ftw!