AN- Yeah, I just wrote this hoping to alleviate my writer's block. When it turned out pointless and almost adorable, I decided I had to post it. :D I'm warning you now, it's going to get confusing. :p But the end is simple enough.
Enjoy! Or don't...but that wouldn't be nearly as fun, now would it?
-MH
"What?"
"What do you mean, 'what?'? You know exactly what!"
"No, I don't. Would you please just tell me?"
"Tell you what?"
"You know what, what! The what we're discussing!"
"Oh, you mean the big what?"
"Is it a big what?"
"I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"Because you have to guess."
"Guess what?"
"Exactly."
"Exactly, what?"
"You got it, so are you going to guess already?"
"You're driving me insane!"
"No, that's not it."
"Then what is?"
"I told you, you have to guess."
"Guess what?"
"Yes, guess what!"
"What?"
"I love you, Hermione."
"I love you, too, Draco, but are you going to tell me what this big what is?"
"I just did."