EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
IRIS
VS
SERENA
BEGIN
[IRIS]
TIME TO KICK SOME ASS YOU ARE SO UNPOPULAR
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ASH YOU COULDN'T TAKE HIS HEART BURN
DAMN IT SERENA ASH IS JUST A LITTLE KID
THAT THE REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DATE THAT DISS
THE UNOVA REGION IS BETTER THAN KALOS
YOU ARE JUST LIKE FLUTTERSHY WHO IS SENTENTIVE YOU ASSHOLE
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I'M A DRAGON MASTER
YOU CAN'T WIN IN THE SHOWCASE WITH A LITTLE SHITTY SMIRK
[SERENA]
WELL SCREW YOU IRIS YOU'RE TOO BLACK TO DATE ASH
HE MADE BE A KID BUT HE IS STILL A FIRST CLASS
HE IS JUST LIKE SONIC WHO SAVE ME FROM THE FOREST
I WANT TO MARRY HIM BUT I'M KIND OF NERVOUS
YOU SHOULD DATE CILAN STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN
BEING AN APPLE EXPERT IS WAY OUTTA FUCKING HAND
YOU'RE SCARED OF ICE TYPE YOU ARE SUCH A SCARY CAT
A DRAGON MASTER MUST BE BRAVE YOU ARE JUST IN LAST CLASS
[IRIS]
OH DON'T INSULT ME YOU ONLY MET HIM TWICE
YOU CHOOSE FENNEKIN THAT A BADASS ADVICE
YOU YELLED AT YOUR POKEMON AT FENNEKIN AND PANCHAM
I WILL TELL EMOLGA TO USE VOLT SWITCH ON YOUR VANDALISM
YOU COPY TEAM ROCKET MOTTO ALSO WITH BONNIE
CUTTING YOUR HAIR MAKES YOU LIKE LESS SEXY
I AM THE BEST TRAINER YOU ARE JUST A QUITTER
I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE 20 PERCENT COOLER
[SERENA]
HA DON'T BE A BITCH ASH IS IN LOVE WITH ME
HE THREW A POKEBALL AT YOU BECAUSE YOUR HAIR WAS CRAPPY
NEVERMIND ABOUT YOUR TALENT THE SHOWCASE IS THE BEST OF ME
YOU'LL NEVER BE A DRAGON MASTER EVEN IF YOU TRY ME
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH WELL DON'T BE A KIDDER
I WILL TELL FENNEKIN TO USE FLAMETHROWER
YOU WILL BE DEAD RIGHT BEFORE I WIN
BECAUSE THE BATTLE IS OVER IT WAS A NICE SPIN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE