Claude Speed stared into the void, as his lonely heart dripped with a fluid that was not water but of a foreign element unknown to science.
Claude was joined by Tommy, who sat perched upon a scorpion made of sand and suspended time. They gazed through the universe, finding no answers, so they stared through each other, their gazes a matrix of equilibrium.
The ocular melding of the mystical creatures was broken by the entry of CJ. He had a bucket in each hand. He splashed Claude with the contents of one bucket. The bucket had water in it. Claude convulsed violently as he retched his stomach and intestines out, followed by his spleen, heart and eventually his own lungs. The eviscerated man quivered in a puddle of blood, organs, and water, wasted. The organs turned to stone.
Tommy Vercetti looked down upon the mess. He shed a methane tear before the second bucket met him with the same fate, except he eviscerated himself rectally instead of orally.
CJ ate all the silicon alien organs, then took off into the sunset with his jetpack.