Okay, so, Hi reader/s, This is my decided continuation to my deleted story "Total Randmoness" Yep. It's a JxB fanfic.

Edward is killed by Victoria.

In the previous story the ending was Jacob and Bella kiss passionately and intimately in Bella's room. :D Enjoy! I don't own Twilight. :D

Story One

Jacob calls Bella

-ring,ring-

Bella: Hello?

Jacob: Hey beautiful.

Bella: Jacob! Wow. You're up early. Uhh… Waaay too early; it's only 6 a.m.

Jacob: I know but nothing's too early for my favorite person.

Bella: Aww… No, really. Tell me the main reason.

Jacob: Ugh Okay. Sam's got us running late night shifts. (Frowns)

Bella: Again? Why?

Jacob: You wouldn't 'wanna know.

Bella: Being my scared, cliff-jumping self. I probably don't 'wanna know.

Jacob: Yep. Ooookay. Anyway, I'm going to the Cullens. Meet you there?

Bella: The Cullens? Why are you going there? You hate them.

Jacob: Well, they need their fridge-cleaner and it just so happens I'm dead-beat and hungry.

Bella: Okay fine. Anything for my Jacob.

Jacob: Aww… your so sweet Bells. Alright bye now. See you there!

Bella: Bye Jake. Luv Luvs.

Jacob: (Secretly Blushes) Love u too.

Bella: (Blushes too)

-Both hang up-

Okay, This isn't funny AT ALL but it's just my start-off chapter. It gets funnier I PROMISE! Plz. READ all the chapters! PLZ! I'll love you forever. Hahaha. Please REVIEW! PLZ!