EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ADAM
VS
MALCOLM
BEGIN
[ADAM]
ALRIGHT MALCOLM TIME TO TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON
BEING IN YOUR SHOW IS TOO MUCH FOR A LESBIAN
YOUR SHOW REALLY SUCK YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN IT
ALL THE EPISODE IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
MY SHOW IS MORE POPULAR THOUGH IT HAD CUSS WORD
YOU COULDN'T SURVIVE IF YOUR SHOW WAS EXCALIBUR
YOU COULDN'T LEARN TO SKATE AND YOU GET A LOT OF TROUBLE
YOUR BROTHERS ARE JERK AND YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
[MALCOLM]
HEY SETTLE DOWN ADAM GOLDBERG MY SHOW IS THE BEST
YOUR JUST SUCK IT WAS JUST A FUCKING TEST
YOU SHOULD FUCK DANA BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER
I GET ALL THE SLUT YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NERD
MY SHOW IS SO AWSEOME I AM WAY MORE SMART
I CAN DO MATH, SCIENCE, GYM, ENGLISH, MUSIC, BAND, AND ART
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING JUST BE OVERPROTECTIVE
BY YOUR MOTHERFUCKER AND SHE IS SO NATIVE
[ADAM]
HEY TALK ABOUT MY MOM YOUR MOM IS THE SAME
ALL YOU DO IS GO TO STEVIE HOUSE AND PLAY SOME SHITTY GAME
IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BAND WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY THE GUITAR RIGHT
ALL YOU DID WAS BEAT UP PEOPLE AND TURN IT TO A FIGHT
YOU'RE FATHER IS A SCARY CAT AND REESE IS A BADASS
YOU TRANSPORT DEWEY IN A CRAPPY SPECIAL CLASS
MY POP TEACH ME EVERYHING HE BETTER THAN YOUR GRANDMOTHER
YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MOM BIRTHDAY YOU JERK
[MALCOLM]
WELL LET SEE NOW YOU DITCH YOUR MOM OR TWO
BY TAPING DANA BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO
YOUR SISTER ERICA IS A BITCH OF THE FAMILY
SHE IS ALSO THE SLUT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET HER PLEASE
YOUR FATHER IS A LAZY ASS YOUR BROTHER IS A JACKASS
I WILL TELL RESSE TO KICK HIM IN THE BALLSAC
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE MY GIRLFRIEND WAITING FOR ME
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL MALCOLM IT WAS A SHITTY RAP BATTLING
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE