A/N: Just a weird messy bunny that escaped it's cage, i did this without auto correction guys beware. I swear it took me 2 decades to write this less than 1k word document XD Enjoy, might not be a oneshot, maybe a series of connected one thou?!
Hadrian watched with interested eyes as Hogwarts new first years got sorted. He felt Hogwarts magic hum as it took in it's new residents. There were only a few he were interested in though. He watched in amusement as James and his group of Marauders set off a prank that changed everyone's hair and skin a different color. He noticed only a select few had their robes changed. He huffed as he saw Tom Riddle cluck like a chicken. It was funny but he could tell Tom was angry. Floating down from where he was, not noticed by anyone, he snuck up. Behind James and smacked him over his head.
Shocked James turned around and was faced with the look of Hogwarts most liked ghost. Sirius snickered as he saw the look on James' face. Hadrians' lips narrowed as he smacked the rest of the groups heads. That seemed to stop their grins but everyone elses only continued.
He held up a perfectly slim finger and spoke softy. "Very bad Marauders, why are you all now colored? Let's fix that shall we?"
James eyes widen as he tried to get out if range. No such luck came his way, even though Hadrian didn't look very much he had the strength of more than one Hagrid. You'd think he'd be the perfect defenseless trophy-husband. Wrong. Hadrian grabbed James by the neck and colored them all worse than the rest of the student body, polka dots, stripes, and everything. He had also reveresed everything on everyone else.
It was if every word Hadrian spoke to them, it came out the other ear like water. He shook his head. When would they learn?
The next day Hadrian could be seen floating around the halls of Hogwarts without a care in the world until he heard cursing and shouting. He glided across the moving stair and made to where the area he heard the noise from.
It seemed the Gryfindors just got out of class with the Slytherins and were already fighting. He had told the crazy old headmaster to try and at least separate them in more classes. But he didn't listen. He had a feeling Mr all high and mighty Albus Dumbledick had something to do with that.
"Can't take a little curse Malfoy? Your big brother isn't here to save the day is he?" James taunted. When Lucius whipped out his wand, Abraxas rounded the corner with Tom and his Knights of Walpurgis. Great he thought. Just great. This was going to go out of proportions and then next thing he knew one of them would get a punishmsnt for a month or worse.
He was angry, he thought he had tought better than this. Apparently he would have to up his game and keep a more careful eye out. It was always this particular group of people though. Tom Riddle, Orion, Sirius, and Regulus Black, James Potter, Abraxas,Lucius Malfoy, Remus, Peter, and gotdamn more, more he tell you! He was about ready to backhand all ten and plus of them.
And backhand he did. No one was spared, not even the women. They should know how to rein these bad children in. Might as well get practice for the future. "Are you all done now? Should I lock you all up in a room together for half a year to settle out your differences?" He had done that before, and believe him, he would do it again in a heartbeat.
The boys and girls with their heads bowed in shame shook their heads. He nodded satisfied once he felt no more violent magic flooding Hogwarts. He was suprised some of them kept their cool.
He patted Sirius' head. "Good boy!" He smiled.
Yup, just another day as Hogwarts Special Ghost.