Rating: Teen
Disclaimers: I don't own MASH...if I did, I would be over the moon but alas :(
Authour's Note: This is one of my top 5 favorite MASH episodes. Here's a twist I thought would be interesting. Italics are the dialogue in the episode.
Him father not just guy, him father doctor at MASH 4077
That's our phone number. And you say he could talk up the ol' wind song,eh? Pierce and or MacIntyre...
Hawkeye and Trapper made their way to Henry's office.
"Wonder what Henry wants.." Trapper thought out loud. Hawkeye shrugged his shoulders. Between the family setting up camp in the compound and the everyday hustle and bustle of the unit, they hadn't much chance to get into any trouble.
The pair walked into the office, "Henry, you have to do something about that ox," Hawkeye said as he scraped his boot. He looked at the small Korean woman in the chair and froze.
"I think one of you knows Ms. Soon He a bit better than the other one. She claims she and one of our doctors committed parenthood. Any volunteers?" Henry asked.
Trapper shook his head no but Hawkeye didn't move. "Him doctor," the young woman said, pointing directly at Benjamin Franklin Pierce.