Dukes of Hazard Lord of the Rings Style
Disclaimer: I do not own lord of the rings or dukes of hazard. Now I'm going to go cry.
A/N this takes place during Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers but has nothing to do with the plot Frodo and Sam have met Sméagol but are not a Mordor. NOW ON WITH THE STORY strikes pose
"talking"
Thoughts
Ring talking to Frodo (only at beginning)
"Sméagol borrrreeedddd,"Smeagol moaned,"It'ssss to hooooottttt."
"Shut UP," Sam roared," You've been sayin that for the last three hours Master Frodo tell him to shut up."
"Sam sit," Frodo commanded Sam sat, "Good boy here." Frodo threw Sam a bone he ran off to get it ,on all fours,,"Go get it boy," Frodo encouraged
"If Sméagol sits will Sméagol get a bone?" Sméagol asked curiously while sitting.
"Sure here," Frodo said while tossing him a bone. Sméagol ran to get his , but Sam tried to eat it. They both growled circling each other while trying to bite each either the bone or the other, they were still on all fours.
Then Frodo said," bad Sam that's Sméagol's," while hitting him with a newspaper that he got from… thin air.
"whwhwh it burns me awgggggg," whined Sam while running off. Then he got a bite of Sméagol's bone and his face grew suspicious "why does this taste different then mine?" he wondered NO he couldn't he wouldn't but he did.
"You've been giving me non- fattening ones haven't you that's why Jill my 50th layer of fat is dead. I hate you!!!" He screamed while running away crying. Oppps shouldn't have let him have Sméagol's all well Frodo thought.
"Does this mean Sméagol's your favorite now???" Sméagol asked curiously ," can Sméagol have the ring."
"No," Frodo responded.
Awww Sméagol sad," Sméagol with a tremor in his voice.
"No Sméagol don't, please don't, don't cry," Frodo begged but to no avail.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Sméagol shrieked, so loud Sam came back to see what was wrong, apparently over what had happened, for Sauron to hear it millions of miles away and teleport there, and for it to kill about a thousand birds which were thousands of miles away. Tell him to shut up the Ring said to Frodo. Whose there Frodo thought looking around oh my god it's the ring he realized. Wow good job you should get a medal the Ring answered sarcastically. Frodo then began to cry shut up I'm sorry, please. Sauron then teleported into the clearing.
"Give me the ring," Sauron commanded while using magic to summon it to him. It was pulled off the chain and went to him vvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy slowly after a minute it was a foot away from Frodo he reached his hand out and closed a fist out stopping the ring from moving. " I hate you, I'm gonna use my magic to send you away you big meanie ," Sauron shrieked like a girl.
"Sméagol wonders how your going to get precious back after we go in there???" Sméagol asked curiously.
After a moment of thought it dawned on Sauron," No COME BACK". He roared, but they were gone. "awwwwww poohy."
He whined.
AN: what will happen to our heroes and goolum and the ring. Dun dun duuuuuummmmm.