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AN: Based on the first prompt of a competition, the word is roll. This is set sometime during the start of GoF, after the Quidditch World Cup but before they return to Hogwarts. Also, Remus Lupin is training the golden trio Judo, for the purpose of this little drabble.
"Fred and George Weasley, what are you doing in the kitchen!" Molly Weasley yelled, making both twins jump round. As she opened her mouth, Fred cut in.
"Nothing at all, mum. Really." He said, giving her a winning smile in the process. Mrs Weasley simply glared harder.
"Don't you trust us Mum?" George asked in a mock-hurt tone. "Us, your beloved sons?"
"I know you too well." She growled and both twins assumed a mock-look of horror.
"We're only making a few bacon rolls!" Fred protested, standing aside to show her a few bacon rolls on a tray.
"Just bacon rolls?" She asked suspiciously.
"Of course mum-"
"-Food is far to sacred-"
"-To waste on pranks, -"
"Especially not our lovely bacon!" the twins said together. Mrs Weasley didn't look convinced, so they decided to press on.
"We'll even try one at random, if you really like." George suggested.
"You can pick one up and we'll eat it." Fred added. Mrs Weasley's glare lessened.
"Why are you guys making rolls anyway?" Ron asked as he walked into the kitchen. Fred leaned over with a plate and offered one to him, while George leaned over and offered one to Harry.
"We thought that you'd appreciate a snack before your Judo lesson with Remus." Fred said cheerfully.
"He makes you work so hard, it shouldn't be on an empty stomach." George finished in a motherly voice. Harry and Ron looked at the twins suspiciously.
"Really, we'll eat one first so you can see it's harmless!" Fred protested, grabbing one of the rolls and stuffing it into his mouth. (Needless to say, Ron wasn't the only Weasley who could do that.) After watching Fred suspiciously for five minutes, Ron and Harry tucked into the rolls.
"T'nks guys." Ron said through a mouth full of bacon roll.
"Yeah, these rolls are pretty good." Harry said as soon as he finished swallowing.
"Hermione, my dear, why don't you have some?" George called over to Hermione, who shook her head.
"Thanks, but I prefer to eat afterwards." Hermione replied primly, before turning to face Harry and Ron. "Besides, we DON'T HAVE TIME!"
Both Harry and Ron jumped to their feet and mutely followed Hermione as she led them out of the kitchen.
Less than ten minutes later, Ron swallowed. It was his turn next and he knew it.
"Ron, Harry, I'd like you to do a rolling front break fall please." Remus told them firmly. Ron looked at Harry and Harry looked right back at him. Swallowing again, Ron nodded and both of them threw themselves forward into what was basically a roll.
As Harry finished his rolling front break fall, coming to his feet in a single fluid motion, he felt his skin tingle slightly. Looking down, he noticed his skin slowly turning Slytherin green. Rapidly turning his head toward Ron, he saw that Ron was also turning Slytherin green.
"I'm going to kill them!" Harry snarled and Ron nodded in agreement.
"They set us up. Gits." Ron said, while Hermione looked very pointedly away, but even then, the corners of her mouth were turned slightly upwards.
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Approximately two hours later
"It's a shame we weren't able to get 'Mione to have a roll, then they'd have been the green trio." George commented laconically as he reclined back onto his bed.
"It's a good thing you didn't." Hermione said firmly at the bedroom door, causing Fred and George to suddenly jump up. "How come Fred isn't Slytherin green anyway? I know he ate one of your rolls."
"You need to roll after you've eaten one of the rolls." Fred answered with a grin.
"Well, if I where you, I'd start looking for a place to hide. Ron and Harry aren't exactly pleased with you." Hermione said as a huge smile crept onto her face.
Ginny laughed at the sight that greeted her as she looked out of her bedroom window. A pair of green and obviously angry figures were chasing Fred and George around the garden.
"It was only a joke!" Fred and George protested loudly as hexes started flying at them.
