Disclaimer: I don't own Community; I only make the characters do my bidding in fanfiction.

Author's Note: After discovering Community a month ago, I watched the entire 2 seasons and loved it more with each episode. So I thought I might dabble in a bit of fanfiction and I thought, why not try and write every week? So I'm using the words of the week that Enkidu09 and OnyxMoonbeam do for their weekly Supernatural challenges and using them to write these drabbles. They're 100 words exactly and the Word of the Week this time was emergency. (I have a backlog of words that I'm working through, so this one is actually from a while ago.) Regardless of all this, I hope you enjoy it. Please tell me what you think and tell me if I got the characterisation right. Enjoy.


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Emergency

"Oh, no, you didn't," Shirley is staring at Jeff, glaring at him really; Evil death glares that would kill him if they could.

His witticisms fail him; he's left saying, "Er, yes I did."

Troy whispers that it's an Emergency, a Code Pink. Abed states clearly, "Initiating Man vs. Women Armageddon Protocols." The two surprisingly astute guys disappear, leaving a sexist man as his sole comrade as he stares down three angry women after making an ill-thought out statement about women being emotional at certain periods of the month. Good pun, bad call, and he sits lower in his chair.