Hey, guys! So I follow this website that has a huge list of totally random holidays that people make up, and when I saw one specific one for today, June 2nd, I had to write this fic. It's very random and very short. Hope you get a few laughs out of it, anyway.

Before he saw that website, June 2nd was never anything more than another day in the life of Dan Cahill.

That was about to change.

Dan entered his room and collapsed onto his bed, exhausted. They had just gotten through another Madrigal meeting, which always wiped him out. For a family that was supposed to be peaceful, they sure did argue a lot.

Dan managed to lift his head a few inches off the pillow as his phone chirped. He picked up the device from his bedside table and saw that his friend, Atticus Rosenbloom, had just sent him an email.

From: Atticus Rosenbloom
Subject: Crazy Holidays

Hey, Dan! Check out this website I just found. There's all these weird holidays that people made up!

Happy National Doughnut Day! : )

-Atticus

Dan grinned, making a mental note to steal a doughnut from the kitchen later that night to celebrate the holiday. He then clicked on the link, which immediately brought him to the June page of the website.

He scrolled down until he found the holidays for June 2nd, which was the next day. National Bubba Day...National Pencil Day...National Trails Day...wait.

Dan's eyes widened. Oh, this was going to be good.

Ian was standing at the kitchen counter the next morning, attempting to make himself a cup of tea while still half-asleep.

"FUDGE!"

Ian jumped a mile. "WHA—" He whirled around, to see Dan standing there. "What was that about?"

Dan smiled innocently. "What was what about?"

Ian rubbed his face. "You. Yelling. Why?"

Dan looked surprised. "Don't you know what today is?"

Ian raised an eyebrow. "...June 2nd?"

Dan rolled his eyes. "Duh. But it's also National Yell 'Fudge' at Cobras in North America Day."

"You're joking."

"Nuh-uh. See?" Dan held up his phone and showed Ian the website that Atticus had sent him the night before.

Ian sighed. "You can't believe everything you see online, Daniel."

"FUDGE!"

"I give up!" Ian exclaimed in exasperation, heading out of the kitchen. "I'm going to find someone to make me cup of tea."

"FUDGE!" Dan called after him cheerfully. He then went off to find Natalie.

Natalie had just woken up. She was just making her way down the hall to freshen up in the bathroom, when suddenly:

"FUDGE!"

Natalie shrieked and spun around. "DANIEL!"

Dan grinned. "Happy Yell 'Fudge' at Cobras in North America Day!"

Natalie made a face. "...what?"

Dan rolled his eyes. "It's National Yell 'Fudge' at Cobras in North America Day. I can't believe you've never heard of it."

Natalie gave him a flat look. "You Americans are so—"

"FUDGE!"

Natalie pulled her dart gun out of nowhere and shot Dan with a knockout drug dart.

"Ow!" Dan clutched his shoulder. He started slipping into unconsciousness. "What was that for?"

Natalie smirked. "Happy National Shoot Dart Guns at Peasants Day." She paused. "Hm. I rather like that idea." She went off to find Hamilton.

Dan's eyes closed. "Ah, fudge," he groaned, then went unconscious.

Told you it was short. And random. In case you're curious, the website is www. brownielocks dot com. Anyway, hope you all have a good day. Happy Yell "Fudge" at Cobras in North America Day!

-KT