Prologue

Hey. Yeah, all you little people out there. Guess who it is. Yep, it's me, the abominable Darrin, here to tell you a tale of long ago. Well, not too long ago, because it's like, 2006 and girls are actually wearing pants and there's cars and no more butter churns and...well, you get the idea.

I believe a while ago my best friend Syd told you a tale about the time we got sucked into the Avatar world. Good times, good times. Syd even fell in love with Jet - OUCH! All right, all right, I won't tell them! (Jeeze, the girl is TOUCHY!)

But after THAT, the Avatar cast got sucked into our world! (We had a hard time explaining why Syd's bedroom door was burnt halfway through.) Getting them through school and then back to their anime world was an ordeal, and it was just as bad with Azula and her soldiers tracking us. That was fun. But I feel sorry for Syd. We had to leave Jet behind. (I would have left Jon and Kayla behind, with all their fighting! Yeesh!)

But guess what? It's MY turn for a story. MY turn to have an adventure. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE. Ahem. Well, anyway, look out, Avatar Land, because Darrin the Earthbender is comin' for ya! Whoo!

Um, you can turn the camera off now.

Now.

Cut.

Cut.

SYD, GET BACK HERE WITH MY BOX...um, mind turning the camera off now? Pretty please?