Disclaimer: I do not own the Office, or any related things. This story is based from my own life experiences. Enjoy.
Creed put on his leather gloves as he walked into the bedroom. He'd had many S&M relationships before, but none quite like the one between himself and Gizmo the Fantasto-Wonder-Zebra. Gizmo moaned passionately, spreading his legs and arching his fine, striped ass to remove a white baton capped with a wooden handle. "You won't ride like Erik did," he growled before uncapping a jar of mango salsa and distributing it on his lover's genitals. Gizmo felt his enormous sack of zebra-honey start to burn, and unfortunately it wasn't the good kind. Gizmo ran from the bedroom in Scranton to the nearest waterfall, located conveniently down the street. Creed, left with a dripping pussy, decided to create his OWN Steve Miller tribute. Changing the words to Abracadabra, he shook his ass and snapped his whip whispering, "With the touch of a LEATHER glove.."
After washing himself off in the waterfall, Gizmo decided to go to the local gay bar, Succulent Scrotums of Scranton. When he arrived, he found out that the rest of his graduating class at University of Pottery and Masochism were also there. Deciding that his separation from Creed represented a new chapter in life, and that he should embrace it, not be ashamed of it, Gizmo decided to attend his ten-year reunion in the nude, before being arrested for indecent exposure. Dwight, who had recently become a Volunteer Forest Ranger, started carting Gizmo off to jail.
However, when Dwight looked into the poor zebra's burnt testicles, and sharing his own sympathies after a similar episode happened between him and Angela with a vat of McFlurry toppings, he decided right there and then that if Gizmo could beat him at a dance contest, he was free to go. Suddenly, Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" played in the background. The background, of course, was in the middle of the road.
Jim, who was too busy trying out 37 moves from the Kama Sutra on Pam instead of driving, never saw what was about to happen.
If Dwight defeats Gizmo in the dance contest and decides to make him his personal Assistant TO THE Nazi War Hero, go to chapter 5.
If Jim has hot, detailed sex with Pam, go to chapter 3