Before you read this, read page 399 2nd to last paragraph to page 401 of Eclipse.

(Most of the characters are completely OOC. I am aware that they wouldn't do this in the actual books. Try not to take it seriously.)

Quil's POV

I was sat in the large clearing with a family of vampires… I couldn't believe it! My friends and my enemies working together! It's absolutely ridiculous! I thought

I know what you mean, Sam thought

Yeah, me too… it's for a good cause though! We get to kill vampires! Embry thought, as Edward 'coughed' and threw a resentful glance at him.

After that, the whole pack started to mumble in their thoughts and I tried not to listen. I was dying to get back to Claire… She might be asleep though… even better! … no I can't do that….

Suddenly I realised that the rest of the pack could hear me, and I turned to see if they had noticed. They had. They were all staring at me in shock, with their muzzles wide open, including Edward, who had given up on the staring and chuckled to himself.

I was getting bored until I had an unusual feeling that I was being watched. I looked around the clearing and found my 'spy'.

.Why is Bella looking at me? Of all people!

She didn't so much as flinch when I looked up at her. She just continued to stare at me in awe. I seemed to be entertaining her. This might be fun! I thought.

I attempted to smile, but found it hard in wolf form. I expect my face looked as if I was baring my teeth at my prey, but with a weird tongue pose. She giggled. She didn't seem to be scared.

Quil what the hell are you doing? Jacob thought.

Jake, is it okay if I pretend to be you and harass Bella?

Sure, sure.

Nice!

I left my place in the line of werewolves, ignoring the eyes of the rest of the pack and trotted past Edward to stand two feet away from Bella. My eyes flickered toward Edward. I didn't know exactly what his reaction would be to my thoughts. He didn't do anything… as of yet. His eyes were locked on Bella. Most likely thinking about her naked. I don't blame him, I heard Jacob mutter.

I laid down next to her and dropped my head to smell her fanny.

"Jacob?" she questioned.

I laughed (Or rumbled, as she would have heard it).

LOL! She thinks it's you Jake!

He didn't reply. He was thinking about her naked too. She reached out to touch my face. I got a bang on. I closed my eyes so she couldn't see my eyes rolling to the back of my head. She caressed my head, and it felt good.

Without any warning, my head flicked itself up and licked her face.

Hmm…it tastes like chicken!

She slapped me and stepped back.

"Ew, gross Jake!" She complained.

I laughed and raped her.