I was watching Richie Rich one day and I wanted Sam to have a butler like that dude in there. So I am a weird person who writes weird things and if you're weird then welcome brother or sister.
Disclaimer: I'm only 11 (who's gonna be 12 on 14, December) so how the monkey am I suppose to own iCarly, unless Dan is very kind and lets me own it but that's not gonna happen.
iHate Royalty
Sam's POV
It was a normal day at the Shay's house. Me eating ham, Freddie trying to ask Carly out, Carly rejecting, Spencer making a weird sculpture. But, for some weird reason there was a knock on the door. I thought it would be Mrs. Benson but it was a dude and he looked all high class and all that chiz.
"Is there a Miss Puckett here?" The high class dude asked. Everyone looked at me.
"What did you do now?" They asked at the same time.
"Nothing. So… weird looking dude, whatcha want?" I asked with my mouth full of ham.
"Miss Puckett or should I say Princess Puckett." I spit my ham out. Shame. That was good ham, too.
"What?" Everyone asked….. Or yelled.
"Miss Puckett, your father wants you to take your sister's throne of England. Oh, your sister is dead. I am so sorry."
"Wha-?" I said speechlessly.
"Now Princess, we have to go to England to take your rightful throne. Now, let's go, shan't we?"
"Shan't?" I managed to say before I fainted. I woke up by the smell of bacon.
"Princess, are you okay?"
"Can I have the bacon?" He nodded. "Then I'm okay." He helped me up. "So dude, what's your name?"
"William Kent. I have been your butler since the day you've been born."
"So I have a butler, I am a princess, my sister is dead, and my dad finally wants to see me? Well what else happened without me knowing?" William just shrugged.
"So, when do I have to leave?" I asked.
"Before next week."
"Will I ever be able to come back?"
"Um. No."
"I get to see my dad?"
"Of course, Princess."
"I uh I'll th-think a-about i-it" I said stuttering like a fool.
"But of course Miss Puckett." And Freddie came up towards me.
"So you're a princess, now?" Freddie asked.
"Yeah."
"Are you going to go to England with your father?" Freddie questioned again.
"Yeah. I think I will."
"Don't."
"Go make out with Carly and stay out of my life!" I screamed in his face and ran upstairs. I guess I'm still mad about the whole I saved your life thing.
I ran into the iCarly studio, slammed the door shut and locked it, then cried. After hours of weeping about my sister, I finally heard a knock on the door. I opened the door to William. We sat on the beanbag chairs and I told him about my first kiss with Fredjerk, my crush on Freddweeb, all the times me and my sister played ding dong ditch.
I was still crying. "Mel was pretty bad at ding dong ditch. She was a girl scout so she tried to sell cookies and she always got in trouble. I would advise that anyone like her shouldn't play ding dong ditch." I wiped the tears away and stood up.
"William I'll go to England with you."
"Are you sure Princess?"
"Yes I'm sure, William. But is it okay to enjoy my last week in America?"
"Yes of course." We both walked downstairs and made sure everyone was here.
"Okay guys, I love you but I have to take my rightful throne." I said, a little sad.
"No!" They all screamed.
"Yes!" I screamed back.
"B-but I-I - No!" Fredjerk yelled, well stuttered.
"B-but yes!" I said mocking him.
"No need to be so mean!" Fredidiot said.
"Too late. So why don't you want me to leave? 'Cause you have Carly."
"I'm over her!"
"Sure" Just then the news was on and it was…weird.
"And the Princess of England is back! She has been in Seattle this whole time! You may know her as iCarly's co-host, that's right Sam Puckett is the Princess of England. Unfortunately, her sister Melanie was killed by an unknown man. She is taking her rightful throne, which she gave to Melanie, but Sam is going to be in Seattle until next Sunday. So be sure to meet the Princess of England." The news lady informed.
Oh, great, now the whole world knows I'm the Princess of England.
Did my story suck lollipops? If it did then, then tell me what was wrong. Oh, in case you didn't get it, Sam was suppose to take the throne but she gave it to Melanie because she wanted to stay in Seattle well because she wanted to stay by Freddie. Great, now I want a lollipop.