Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, don't own, not for money, just for fun. Honors for JKR here.
Warning: slash, bad words. And a good example why you shouldn't cuss. ;)
Very Sirius, though nothing serious.
− Oh, really? Then you'll see! I'll keep the first promise I make.
– But if you don't, you'll come for the Yule Ball in a pink robe. – James grinnned.
– But if I do, you'll come in it. – responded Sirius.
– Deal.
– Deal.
– I'm really looking forward to this – told James cheerfully.
– Look, I don't care if you embarass yourself in front of entire class. Your business. – sighed Remus. – Just keep me out of it, will you?
– It's not an embarassement, everybody could have… – Sirius tried to defent himself.
– No. And nobody had. Live up to your name and for the first time be serious!
– Fuck you!
James gasped in horror.
– What?! – snapped the black haired boy – Pardon my french.
Remus left the room, irritated.
– Do you realise what've you just said?
– General cuss word, why?
– No… – James' face expression changed from utter horror th sheer joy. – It was a promise!
Now it was Sirius' turn for horror.
– But… I was just cursing. – he tried.
– No, it was a valid promise. – announced James happily. – Don't be upset, the pink robe will really suit your hair.
– Over my dead body!
– Keep your promise then.
– Fu… Damn it!
– Hey Moony, how can you sleep with somebody without sleeping with them? – asked Sirius, after apologising to Remus.
– Hmm, don't fall asleep?
– No, it's about, um, sex.
– I don't get it. Either you want to sleep with somebody, and do, or not, and don't.
Sirius sighed heavily. – I wish it was that simple.
– Fuck!
– That's what we're about to do. – smirked the werewolf.
– But… you're my mate! A guy! Male!
– I've noticed, y'know. And that's why I know what to do. – and with these words he grabbed Sirius' covered cock and squeezed.
– Oh, fuck! – gasped Sirius. And, for a change, he meant it this time.
– Sirius asked me to tell you that he kept his promise.
– Did he really?! – exclaimed James.
– Yup.
– But… you know what he was refering to?
Remus noded with a smirk.
– I… I can't believe it.
– Well, if you don't, then we probably should show you. – winked the werewolf.
– Aaack, no! – cried James – Get this mental image off of my mind!
– Image of what? – provoked Remus. And James fell for it.
– Image of you two having…
– … hot, passionate sex? – asked Moony, wispering right into his ear. James almost fled the dorm.
– Aaaah! Moony! What has gotten into you?!
– Sirius. A few times. – winked Remus. And James really fled.
Remus smiled to himself. Being evil has its merits – he thought.
Author's note: no actual smut, sorry. But how the hell am I supposed to know what exactly gay sex looks like? :wink: Drop a review if you liked it. Constructive criticism welcomed as well.