AN: i will nuttt do dis story fif u guyz r flaminz thxx to mi gf lola for da editz!
I am Tina Underworld Lola Crack Toro. I am in the cullens and I wuz in 3 with emet jasper den alice. I am now in love with Edward. He was really smeexyyy (nd he iz emoO!) But he wont date me cause I'm his sisters.
aNYWAY I went downstarys and Carlaly waz straightening his purple emo punk goffic hair (IZNT EMO PUNK GOFFIC BOYZ ZOOO SMEEEXXXY)
"Hi Ivory", is said in a deprezzed voice.
"Hi I said flitly"
And den he jumped on me and we started to put our tingys together. (if u didn get dat iz hiz weiner :P)
And den ezmay walked in.
"OMFG WTF!1111" ezmy said happily
"Wtf is wrong? U want to join?" I asked hopefully
"NO I SO FUCKING DON'T! CARLILAY HOW COULD U?1/1.1/.1/1"
Ezmay was so angry I could taste it. Me and cariliary put on our clothes and ww e went to the basement wif ezamy. Edward was theeere. Ezmy being a skanky hoe told him I did it wif dad like WTF. Edward was so disguzted that he came over and he slapped me.
"WTF I LIKE BOYZ AND DEY HAVE you-know-whattss. Plus he's goffic!" , I shouted at his nose.
"He's your father.". Edkind said deprezzed
"NO HE SO FUCKING ISN"T I was kipazzed at birth and cralaly toke me in. I ONLY DID IT CAUSE I LOVE YOU EDwark.". I whispered.
Everyone gasped.